Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 5, 2015

• Pro-illegal alien group offers reward for hecklers during Trump's SNL appearance
• Illegals complain it takes too long to get a driver's license
• Ten memorable lines from Trump's new memoir
• Carson proposed transgender bathrooms
• Trump, Carson get Secret Service detail
• DEA chief says FBI director 'spot on' about 'Ferguson effect'
• Michigan town has country's first Muslim majority council
• British journalist: Mass immigration on the verge of destroying Europe
• Details of Obamatrade released
• Obamacare preamble affirms 'legitimate role' of 'state-owned' enterprises
• Adidas: Indian mascots have to go
• Transgender activists ponder Super Bowl boycott
• California knife attack: An act of terrorism?
• CNN doesn't believe Ben Carson when he says he was a bad boy
• More propaganda: NOAA says 'extreme' wx caused by climate change
• Tarantino ups the ante in 'murderous cops' rant, adds 'white supremacy'
• Craziness! Drop the stapler and back away
• Slate: Spooning is sexist
• Five-year-old savant displays telephathic powers
• Woman supposedly spontaneously combusts on park bench
• Panera Bread to move to cage-free eggs
• Austrian granny shreds a million euros to spite heirs
• Video: Fight between a McDonald's drive-thru employee and a customer
• New Bond gets mixed reviews
• Expert of the Day: Craig Shirley on his new book, Last Act: The Final Years and Emerging Legacy of Ronald Reagan
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Professor Dick Payne