Daily Show Prep - Monday November 9, 2015

• Black U. of MO football players boycott until school president is ousted
• Mizzou president resigns and takes responsibility
• Ted Cruz says a president should not be an atheist
• Video: Officials at NC State U. promise to try and ban Constitution from dorm entrance
• Piers Morgan: Donald Trump made me laugh on SNL which is why he may have the last laugh
• Officers charged with killing autistic boy and wounding his father
• Big Surprise! Only 7 percent of journalists vote Republican
• MarketWatch Opinion: This global warmist wants your burgers
• Jews not invited to Sweden's Kristallnacht commemoration for fear of upsetting Muslims
• Frat files $25 million lawsuit against Rolling Stone magazine
• Poll: Americans want more regulations on e-cigarettes
• The rise of smartphone injuries
• RB Reggie Bush sues city of St. Louis over fall at Rams' stadium
• Man with terminal illness marries sex doll
• Is Starbucks trying to whitewash Christmas with new cups?
• Expert of the Day: Patrick Hedger, policy director at American Encore, on killing the Keystone XL pipeline
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Cat Tinkleboot