Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 2, 2015

• Another mass shooting, this one in San Bernardino
• Trump dominates in national Quinnipiac poll, Rubio now in second
• Debt soars by $674 billion in one month!
• Record high snow cover for December 1
• As Obama meets in Paris, Congress undoes his global warming agenda
• France's top weatherman finds new job in Russia after being fired for not buying global warming hype
• Prince Charles demands 'North Korean-style' conditions for interviews
• Sean Penn: Climate deniers were invented by Fox News
• Solar gets 326 times more subsidies than fossil fuels
• Members of Parliament vote for air strikes against ISIS
• Russia once again accuses Turkish president of involvement with ISIS oil
• French economist says income inequality created ISIS
• UnitedHealth CEO regrets entering Obamacare marketplace
• Twitter threats against black students turn out to be by black alum
• Study: Worry can knock five years off your life
• 'No can do' is racist, you pig
• NEA president refers to mentally retarded kids as 'chronically tarded'
• Too fat to have sex
• Expert of the Day: Kyle Fedlscher, reporter with the Washington Examiner, new ethanol requirements could hurt your car's engine
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Woo-suk Hwang