Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 23, 2015

• ISIS's authentic-looking passports pose threat
• Trump tops CNN poll, Cruz a distant second
• Trump doubles down on schlong, gets help from lib commentator
• Cruz blasts WashPo for making fun of his daughters
• National Review: Whatever happened to Carly Fiorina
• Inside the Chipotle outbreak
• Officers confront Black Lives Matter mob at mall
• Most comprehensive assault on global warming yet
• Congress wants to know if Obama is still spending more on global warming than border security
• Bette Midler blames warm weather on 'ignorant selfish climate deniers'
• Green campaigner Madonna uses private jet to travel 120 miles
• Private car ownership is on the road to rarity
• Cafeteria worker fired for giving hungry student a free lunch
• Nerd alert! Fan watches Star Wars for 46 hours straight
• Pirated screener of 'Hateful Eight' traced back to Hollywood exec
• Austrian DJ punished for playing 'Last Christmas' 24 times in a row
• Dog found in Detroit 3 years after going missing in Ohio
• Smoking pot leads to worse grades
• Expert of the Day: John Guandolo, former FBI counterterrorism agent on why Muslims have been 'nearly zero help' fighting terrorism since 9/11
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Nosmo King