Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 31, 2016

• Here come the censors: Tech giants vow to stop hate speech online
• Hillary, BernMe coming down to the wire in California
• Secret Service jumps into action to protect BernMe
• Why is anyone shocked over this? 71% of Dems think Hillary should keep running if indicted
• Trump and the press go at it over veterans contributions
• Police take batons to anti-Trump animals in San Diego
• Beck suspended from SiriusXM over Brad Thor comments
• Illegals flood the Mexican border
• Syrian refugees spreading flesh-eating virus, TB, other diseases
• AZ measles outbreak traced to illegals in detention center
• Economist warns of housing collapse
• UN soldiers are committing widespread child rape
• Harambe the gorilla shot dead after 4-year-old boy falls into his enclosure
• Police consider charges in gorilla case
• White black guy makes this into a racial deal
• Gun store selling targets with faces of Obama, BernMe, and Hillary
• Former Dem governor advocates more subsidies for electric cars
• Obama commuted sentence of 'casualty of war on drugs,' turns out to be a drug kingpin
• High-tax CT having to pay companies not to leave the state
• Sausage-wielding gang attacks vegan cafe
• Update: Chinese laundry detergent company sorry for racist commercial

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 27, 2016

• Obama's back door apology for dropping the bomb on Japan
• Breitbart: Congress must censure Obama over Hiroshima remarks
• Will there be a Trump/BernMe debate?
• Trump on Hillary: 'I can't stand her screaming all the time'
• Hillary doesn't know how to use a computer
• ICE spends millions flying illegals across America
• Shocker: 82% of law professors are Democrats
• Katie Couric regrets 'poor decision' in editing documentary
• DePaul professor resigns over Milo speech, calls free speech 'delusional'
• Kurdish pop star risks her life to make music that matters
• Secret Service agents disciplined over leaking data on congressman
• 'Game changer' government study: Cell phones cause cancer
• NYC to start issuing salt fines to restaurants
• Chinese state media promote rap song praising Karl Marx
• Chinese racist TV commercial
• DiCaprio isn't the only climate hypocrite
• At age 96, Dr. Heimlich finally uses his life-saving technique
• Woman poses as cop, tases man in road rage incident
• Man applied for loan to buy meth
• Expert of the Day: Susan Ferrechio, chief congressional correspondent for the Washington Examiner, on Trump clinching the nomination met with shrugs by congressional GOP

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 26, 2016

• Trump reaches magic number, clinches nomination
• Trump sends shivers down the spine of nations trying to solidify global warming pact
• Hillary, BernMe in dead heat in CA
• Gov. McAuliffe invites Chinese donor to Hillary's home
• TSA breakdown, tens of thousands miss flights
• Airlines push back
• With $50 oil, U.S. shale company plans to return to drilling
• Trump says the government should 'get out of the way' of the energy industry
• Obama rushes to cement TPP deals in Asia
• Here we go again: Wells Fargo offering home loans with just 3% down
• Strip club enrages residents with sign
• Woman wearing 'Stop Domestic Violence' t-shirt arrested...for domestic violence
• Actor Corey Feldman threatens to 'name names' of Hollywood pedophiles
• Burrito drug smuggle fails at U.S./Mexico border
• Men 'identify' as dogs
• 10-foot snake slithers up man's toilet, latches onto his wee-wee
• Expert of the Day: Kathleen Harnett White on wind turbines killing bald eagles

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 25, 2016

• State Dept. IG: Hillary violated e-mail rules
• Hillary wanted private e-mail for privacy
• Gowdy: Benghazi probe forced exposure of Hillary's e-mail abuse
• Roll Call says the report 'lands with a thud'
• Sen. Tom Cotton goes off on Harry Reid
• Anti-Trumpys riot in NM
• Illegals waving Mexican flags
• Even attacked man in wheelchair
• Trump calls them 'thugs,' 'criminals'
• Paul Rino still not endorsing Trump
• Over 400 authors signing against Trump
• Feds looking into Sen. Corker's finances
• Dems discuss dropping Wasserman Schultz
• Hillary leads Trump in Wisconsin by 12
• Landlord sued by illegals after demanding documentation
• Tuition help for illegals steps on and over citizens
• Minimum wage hike will put low-skill workers out of their jobs
• McDonald's workers plan camp out at HQ ahead of annual meeting
• Switzerland considers giving every citizen guaranteed income
• Two officers charged in Freddie Gray case sue State's Attorney Mosby
• Katie Couric's editors deceptively edited her interview with pro-gun activists
• SC guv signs legislation outlawing most abortions after 20 weeks
• The latest EgyptAir theory: A meteor
• This is how liberals deal with free speech
• Students demand end to midterms, grades below a C
• 11 states sues Obama over transgender bathroom order
• Memorial Day crosses for fallen soldiers taken down after single complaint
• Smoking pot alters DNA, can trigger serious illness
• Bad Financial Times: NY Times to offer buyouts to employees
• The $400,000 private jet of vans
• Duran Duran: '80s style our fault
• Expert of the Day: Peter Brooks, foreign policy expert, on EgyptAir investigators downplaying the bomb theory

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 24, 2016

• Bill Cosby to stand trial for rape
• Trump slams Hillary for not protecting women
• Why 'Crooked Hillary' is likely to stick
• Salon: Trump is going to win
• Bill tells voters 'just relax'
• Weekly Standard: The Clintons didn't kill Vince Foster, but...
• BernMe wants a KY recount
• Nat. Review's David French: Romney, save us from calamity
• Paul Rino secures Puerto Rico deal
• Bronx man arrested as ISIS terrorist
• VA official regrets comments comparing wait times at Disney
• CDC: Thousands may have arrived in the U.S. with Zika
• Hawaii could be first in nation to register guns
• GOP proposes cutting EPA to lowest staffing in 30 years
• Zombie elections: Hundreds of dead people voting in California
• Sex shop workers unionize
• Obama hangs with Anthony Bourdain in Vietnam
• Baylor U. fires Ken Starr for mishandling of sex scandal
• Swedish researchers develop simple blood test for dementia
• Grizzlies and polar bears are mating
• Biggest Loser contestant says show ruined her life
• Expert of the Day: Gayle Trotter on climate change thuggery

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 23, 2016

• ISIS urges sympathizers to attack in Europe and America
• Freddie Gray arresting officer found not guilty
• 'I'm not with her': Why women aren't excited about Hillary
• Trump blasts Obama's 'criminal sentencing reform'
• Cost of Obama regulations surpass $100 billion for first time
• VA secretary: Disney doesn't measure wait times, why should we?
• Party balloons trigger latest White House security threat
• Government opens detention facility for transgender illegals
• Terry McAuliffe under investigation for campaign contributions
• UK department store opens country's first water-only cocktail bar
• Eat more fat to stay healthy
• Naked vegans covered in fake blood demand Barcelona becomes meat-free
• Woman who climbs Mt. Everest to 'prove vegans can do anything' dies in the process
• Downfall of the 'vegan Bernie Madoff'
• College exam declares 'income redistribution' to be among main functions of government
• Facebook apologizes for banning photo of fat chick
• Park Service says it killed the wrong bear for attacking hiker
• Spanish woman fined for All Cats Are Beautiful handbag
• Petition to Obama wants Justin Timberlake arrested for culture appropriation
• Camel left in sweltering heat bites off owner's head
• GE to invest $1.4 billion in Saudi Arabia
• Expert of the Day: Economist Steve Moore says coal, oil, and natural gas can save our economy

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 20, 2016

• Sen. Boxer says BernMe fanatics made her fear for her life
• Secret Service shoot man near White House
• NRA endorses Trump
• Glenn Beck: Facebook 'most important communication system of my lifetime'
• Black Lives Matter activist charged with sex trafficking
• Portland school board bans climate change-denying material
• Maroon 5 cancels NC concert over bathroom law
• DC mayor bans city-funded travel to Tenn.
• OK guv veteos bill that makes performing an abortion a felony
• Adults throwing temper tantrums: It's now a disorder
• Daily Show host doesn't understand the transgender bathroom issue
• Nashville mayor appoints first transgender city board member
• Uber driver shooting suspect dragged out of courtroom after tirade
• Chinese government cranks out hundreds of millions of fake posts per year
• Shoplifter tells police, 'Everybody steals from this store. Why you pickin' on me?'
• McDonald's employees fight over apple pies
• Constantly using your smartphone causes health problems
• TV reporter arrested for defecating on homeowner's lawn while on assignment

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 19, 2016

• Rasmussen: Trump up over Hillary
• Trump refers to alleged Clinton sexual assault as 'rape'
• Broaddrick on 'evil' Clinton rape: 'I could never forgive them'
• Hillary enabler for Bill
• Grassley: Trump's SCOTUS list 'encouraging'
• EgyptAir flight crash 'almost certainly a terror attack'
• Chinese fighter jets buzz U.S. plane in South China Sea
• House erupts in chaos after GBLT amendement fails
• Cross-dresser ejected from supermarket ladies' room, guard arrested for assault
• Two videos show how quickly the absurd became accepted
• Charlotte Observer: Girls must overcome 'discomfort' of seeing 'male genitalia'
• Target suing man who saved girl's life
• Paul Rino pushes Puerto Rico rescue bill, says it's not a bailout
• Japanese victims of atomic bomb want apology from Obama
• Poll: 90% of Indians aren't offended by 'Redskins' team name
• Morley Safer dead at 84
• New evidence shows UVA's 'Jackie' made up rapist persona with email and phone number
• Bank settlements steered half-billion dollars to liberal groups
• NC school does away with 'unhealthy' competition for valedictorian
• Facebook lets users flag gun sale posts
• House bans Confederate flag from veterans cemeteries
• Two-thirds of Americans would have difficulty covering a $1,000 emergency
• Study: Preschoolers think they can grow up to be a different race
• Google honors a bin Laden supporter
• Dr. Meg Meeker calls Donald Trump a strong father, and she literally wrote the book
• Expert of the Day: Veronique de Rugy on Obama's new overtime rules

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 18, 2016

• Dems fear BernMe could upend Philly convention
• BernMe vows to fight until 'the last ballot is counted'
• Nevada Dem convention ends in chaos
• Trump releases his list of SCOTUS nominees
• Trump would 'renegotiate' Paris climate deal
• Charges dismisses against man who flew Trump flags
• Ann Coulter: Trump's problem with women
• Insurer sues government over massive Obamacare losses
• Obama changes the rules on overtime pay
• Paul Rino vows to fight Obama's overtime rule
• Jason Chaffetz introduces measure to strip IRS commissioner of his pension
• CBS criticized for white male leads in new shows
• TX guv: JFK sent a man to the moon, Obama wants to send a man to the ladies' room
• Ross shopper upset man allowed to use ladies' room
• Woman marches through Target protesting bathroom policy
• NYC fining businesses that don't use correct gender pronoun
• Canada to ban anti-transgender propaganda
• Psychologist believes women evolving into bisexuals
• Anti-illegal alien advocates say Facebook is censoring them
• Newsweek: Iran nuke deal at risk of unraveling
• Iran wants U.S. to pay for 63 years of 'spiritual and material damage'
• EPA paid child molester to retire
• Obama spending millions to find summer jobs for refugees
• How Robin Wright negotiated equal pay on 'House of Cards'
• Woman arrested for walking naked, blames it on lost map
• Sheriff who posted Easter message on Facebook ready for showdown with athiests
• Kindergartener suspended for bringing bubble-soap gun to school
• Michigan school on lockdown after kid shows up in pirate garb and fake sword
• Bill Clinton has a man-spreading problem
• In case you care about call letter assignment
• Joe Colangelo, Exec. Dir. of Consumer's Research on electromagnetic pulses

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 17, 2016

• Hillary keeps losing but keeps winning
• NBC poll: Hillary, Trump in statistical tie
• Trump mocks Hillary over comments that Bill would fix the economy
• CT to automatically register 400,000 voters
• Obama keeps advisor from testifying about Iran nuke deal
• Woman mistaken as a transgender in Walmart bathroom
• Oregon school children skip school to protest Obama's transgender bathroom order
• Gay pastor admits he tried to scam Whole Foods with 'hate cake'
• WHO doesn't recommend cancelling or moving Olympics in Rio
• 22% of refugees in MN test positive for TB
• Consumers' Research releases a white paper on EMPs
• Joe Lieberman calls on more Democrats to support school choice
• Pope criticizes West for trying to export democracy to the Middle East
• Countries dumping U.S. debt
• Susan Sarandon thinking of directing porn
• Donald

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 16, 2016

• SCOTUS sends Obamacare birth control back to the lower courts
• TSA breakdown in Chicago
• Former Trump girlfriend fires back at NYT hit piece
• Trump slams London's new Muslim mayor
• 'No Trump Anytime' parking sign the work of 'artist'
• Hillary supporters try to figure out how to make her exciting
• Christina Aguilera: Hillary stared at my chest
• Actor/Hillary supporter attacks BernMe backer
• John Kasich rules out third-party run
• Al Qaeda's magazine tells terrorists to target U.S. bidnessmen in their homes
• Iran says Obama administration told them to keep their illicit missile tests a secret
• Venezuela on the verge of meltdown
• Officials and media fail to acknowlege why TB has made a comeback in U.S.: Illegals!
• Obama: Put the Nordic countries in charge for a while
• China pours $110 billion into U.S. real estate
• Saudis hold $116.8 billion in U.S. debt
• Todd Starnes: How Facebook censored me
• Clarence Thomas tells grads to just be good citizens
• RuPaul's 'Drag Race' highlights struggle for acceptance
• Disagreements slow Pentagon plan to allow transgenders service members
• Trans punk rocker burns birth certificate at NC concert
• TN guv criticizes Obama transgender bathroom directive
• Union uses drones to intimidate enemy
• Sinead O'Connor found safe: Does anyone care?
• Wood skyscrapers? Proponents say it's the future
• Global warming? Record snow in Maine
• Female blogger going topless to push gender equality
• Sex roulette parties where one person secretly has HIV
• First penis transplant in U.S.

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 13, 2016

• Trump says Washington Post owner has 'huge anti-trust problem'
• Buchanan: 'Trump may bring more excitement than some folks can handle'
• Nader: Trump's done some good, Hillary's winning by dictatorship
• Mexico warns of repercussions if remittances are blocked
• Trump taps climate change skeptic as energy advisor
• WashPo says Trump posed as his own spokesman 25 years ago
• Cruz nixes SCOTUS talk
• White House walks back transgender bathroom order, says it's just advice
• Senate appropriations bill spends more than Obama requested
• 3 key reasons why oil has not bottomed yet
• Elon Musk's solar panel company in federal corruption probe
• ISIS murders 14 soccer fans because they say it's anti-Muslim
• Curt Schilling out with another Facebook post about Muslims
• Man arrested for choking 8-year-old girl in store bathroom
• Bill Clinton took 26 junkets with sex offender
• 'Free Hugs Guy' accused of attacking Times Square tourist who didn't tip
• Muppets, other shows bite the dust
• 'Racist McShootface' bids $65 million for gun that killed Trayvon Martin
• 'Blind man' caught driving, reading before trying to collect disability
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Merrill Matthews of Institute for Policy Innovation on Hillary's single-payer healthcare plan

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 12, 2016

• Trump, Rino tout unity after meeting
• Poll: Trump supporters more conservative than average GOP voter
• George Clooney says there won't be a President Trump
• Mass public nude photo shoot planned for GOP convention
• Blogger who claimed Cruz's dad connected to Lee Harvey Oswald found dead
• Anonymous congressman releases tell-all book
• Ranch owner sees increase in illegal crossings
• Illegals sentenced for beating elderly farmer to death
• Target loses nearly $5 billion in value since bathroom stand
• $13 million food stamp scheme busted
• 'Caitlyn' Jenner considering transitioning back
• Plot of Facebook's Feedgate scandal thickens, editors select stories, not algorithms
• State Department edits press conference, only Fox reports it
• Google passes Apple as largest company in U.S.
• 2nd group cancels event in Nashville over counseling law
• British Airways flight diverted after crew member tries to kill himself
• Doctor removes man's testicle by mistake
• Flashback: We already have protective tariffs
• Expert of the Day: 15 reasons why Trump is a liberal

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 11, 2016

• BernMe: Nominating Hillary would be a disaster for the party and the nation
• Poll: More Republicans think party should be like Trump than Paul Rino
• Here we go again: Romney predicts bombshell in Trump's tax returns
• FBI director feels pressure to finish Hillary probe
• Scientist: Rio Olympics could spark 'global health disaster'
• Baltimore mayor bans travel to NC, MS
• Poll: What America thinks of the transgender bathroom issue
• Dozens of terrorism suspects among refugees entering Germany
• Memphis measles outbreak traced back to mosque
• Gene Simmons: Prince's death was pathetic
• For real? MIT holds panel discussion asking if Islamophobia is accelerating global warming
• Fat activist denounces 'thin privilege'
• Expert of the Day: Constitutional Law expert Elizabeth Slattery on why the GOP shouldn't cave on the SCOTUS nominee

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 10, 2016

• Trump, Hillary in dead heat in 3 swing states
• Students erect Trump wall at U. of Washington, Mexican student climbs over it
• Herman Cain: Cruz restarting campaign is wishful thinking
• Susan Saradon suggests health issues could prevent Hillary from getting nomination
• Putin pal predicts OPEC demise
• Russia testing most powerful weapon ever
• Amazon goes after YouTube with new video-posting service
• Terrorist knife attack in Munich
• French press says he did it because he was nuts
• Dirt person marries tree
• Senate committee launches inquiry into Facebook suppressing stories on news feed
• The apocalypse is big business
• Fund managers running from Puerto Rico
• Strange: Sun reflecting of shaving mirror starts house fire
• Muslim student named 'Isis' in yearbook
• Feds spend $1 million to study why apes like Metallica, and other wasteful spending
• Parents claim teacher made students stick heads in bucket of urine
• Woman claims her Virgin Mary statue weeps
• Man faces hate crime over dog's 'Nazi salute'

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 9, 2016

• Facebook will sponsor Trump's RNC Convention
• Facebook routinely suppresses conservative stories according to former workers
• Cruz blames Rubio for failure to stop Trump
• Singer Azealia Banks endorses Trump
• Paul Rino says he'll step down as convention chairman if Trumps asks him to
• NC guv sues Obama over bathroom law challenge
• Franklin Graham blasts de Blasio's call for boycott of Chick-fil-a
• Lessons of Socialism: Catastrophe is the new norm for Venezuelans
• Illegal deported 4 times arrested again in Delaware
• Noam Chomsky: America no longer leader of the world
• John Kerry: We're in a borderless world
• Now scientists are worried about decreasing CO2
• Hilarious video! Mother's Day brawl at Japanese steakhouse
• Phil was joking about limb-lengthening some time back: It's actually a thing
• New 'second skin' makes you look 20 years younger, only lasts 24 hours
• Video: It's a Burka Brawl in Saudi Arabia
• Expert of the Day: Howard Schweitzer on 'Taming the Trump'

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 6, 2016

• Suspect in DC-area shooting in custody
• Trump's huge rally in West Virginia
• Pelosi in cahoots with Vicente Fox to turn Hispanics against Trump
• Paul Rino won't back Trump
• Neither will Romney
• Neither will Lindsey Grahamnesty
• Cheney plans to support him
• Mary Matalin leaves the Republican Party
• Lobbyist struggle with Trump
• Political correctness infects the Southern Baptist Convention: Opposing Trump puts you 'on the right side of Jesus'
• Civil Rights Commissioner: Cutting sentences increases black-on-black crime
• Foreign-born employment dips slightly from record
• Less than 1 percent of immigrants who overstayed their visas were deported
• JC Penney trying to stay afloat
• Businesses flee NYC and de Blasio calls for boycott of Chick-fil-a
• Town to fine parents of bullies
• Parents sue feds for letting transgenders in girls' locker room
• This is what happens when you make your dressing rooms a free-for-all, Target
• Arsenio sues Sinead over Prince drug accusation
• Harvard punishes students who join fraternities, sororities
• Wicca growing in U.S.
• Blogger who claimed natural remedies cured her cancer made the whole thing up
• It takes 300 hours to become a shampooer in TN
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Kim Holmes on the Trump phenomenon

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 5, 2016

• Here we go: AG targets 90 conservative groups in climate change racketeering
• Elon Musk pushes odd Big Oil conspiracy
• Coal miner confronts Hillary after being 'guided' by the Lord
• Trump wants to help businesses by lifting regulations
• WashPo columnist eats his own column after Trump clinches nomination
• Rob Reiner says a lot of Trump supporters are racists
• Koch boys weigh supporting Hillary
• Media upset over being background-checked for conventions
• PC Gone Wild: DOJ stops calling criminals criminals
• NC won't meet Obama's Monday deadline on bathroom law
• FDA to classify e-cigs as tobacco product
• Illegal numbers skyrocket
• Oakland cancels Cinco de Mayo DUI checkpoints after outcry of insensitivity
• First Muslim mayor of London
• Scientists believe Earth's mantle breaking off, causing quakes
• Big Brother: IL school district installs fingerprint scanner in cafeteria
• Spanish college requires exorcism classes
• Muslim women sue cafe for Islamophobia but owner's wife is Muslim
• Bruce Jenner to pose 'nude' for Sports Illustrated as 'Caitlyn'
• KFC making 'finger lickin' good' nail polish
• Police on the hunt for man who stole Bibles
• Expert of the Day: Matt Philbin from MRC on GLAAD saying not enough GBLTs in movies

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 4, 2016

• It's now Trump vs. Hillary
• NeverTrumpers don't give up
• Glenn Beck ends his fast
• Mexican officials back off tough Trump talk
• Iran threatens to close Strait or Hormuz to U.S.
• IED found under Texas bridge
• Army captain takes Obama to court over ISIS
• Justice Department says NC bathroom law violates Civil Rights Act
• After 10 years, Gore's movie still grossly inaccurate
• Come on, folks! People upset at Bill Clinton for serving fried chicken to black people
• Man seeks restraining order for God

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 3, 2016

• ISIS kills Navy SEAL in Iraq
• Cruz goes all out against Trump
• Poll: Fiorina does little to help Cruz
• Cruz engages with a Trump supporter
• Appalachia now Trump Country
• Trump up to 56% nationally
• 'Woman cards' yield Hillary $2.4 million in 3 days
• Bloomberg takes swipe at BernMe at U. of Michigan address
• Teacher sick-out for second day in Detroit
• Three black students indicted for hate crime hoax
• Former Clinton lover says Bill has 'little-boy penis'
• Man caught impersonating a pilot on flight
• Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie star in new STD/HIV ad
• Alligator rings doorbell of SC home...Really!

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 2, 2016

• Rasmussen: Trump leads Hillary
• New poll shows Trump lead widening in Indiana
• Cruz dresses down kid after he yells 'You suck!'
• Glenn Beck invites America to join him in another fast
• Cruz delegates start to soften
• Awkward Cruz/Fiorina victory handshake
• Just like Uncle Phil predicted: Hillary forced to apologize for 'off the reservation' remark
• Obama budgets over 17-grand for each illegal minor
• And this is the kind of trash we're letting into the country
• Slashing killer is an illegal
• Countdown until Obama is gone
• Detroit teachers stage 'sick-out' over budget woes
• Hackers target voter info, election fraud feared
• Sex addicts have one thing in common: They're nuts
• Speaking of which
• Mass. schools ask 12-year-olds if they've had anal or oral sex
• Please! Nashville TV sportscaster fired for Prince-themed sportscast
• Astronomers find three earth-like inhabitable planets