Daily Show Prep - Monday May 23, 2016

• ISIS urges sympathizers to attack in Europe and America
• Freddie Gray arresting officer found not guilty
• 'I'm not with her': Why women aren't excited about Hillary
• Trump blasts Obama's 'criminal sentencing reform'
• Cost of Obama regulations surpass $100 billion for first time
• VA secretary: Disney doesn't measure wait times, why should we?
• Party balloons trigger latest White House security threat
• Government opens detention facility for transgender illegals
• Terry McAuliffe under investigation for campaign contributions
• UK department store opens country's first water-only cocktail bar
• Eat more fat to stay healthy
• Naked vegans covered in fake blood demand Barcelona becomes meat-free
• Woman who climbs Mt. Everest to 'prove vegans can do anything' dies in the process
• Downfall of the 'vegan Bernie Madoff'
• College exam declares 'income redistribution' to be among main functions of government
• Facebook apologizes for banning photo of fat chick
• Park Service says it killed the wrong bear for attacking hiker
• Spanish woman fined for All Cats Are Beautiful handbag
• Petition to Obama wants Justin Timberlake arrested for culture appropriation
• Camel left in sweltering heat bites off owner's head
• GE to invest $1.4 billion in Saudi Arabia
• Expert of the Day: Economist Steve Moore says coal, oil, and natural gas can save our economy