Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 26, 2016

• Trump reaches magic number, clinches nomination
• Trump sends shivers down the spine of nations trying to solidify global warming pact
• Hillary, BernMe in dead heat in CA
• Gov. McAuliffe invites Chinese donor to Hillary's home
• TSA breakdown, tens of thousands miss flights
• Airlines push back
• With $50 oil, U.S. shale company plans to return to drilling
• Trump says the government should 'get out of the way' of the energy industry
• Obama rushes to cement TPP deals in Asia
• Here we go again: Wells Fargo offering home loans with just 3% down
• Strip club enrages residents with sign
• Woman wearing 'Stop Domestic Violence' t-shirt arrested...for domestic violence
• Actor Corey Feldman threatens to 'name names' of Hollywood pedophiles
• Burrito drug smuggle fails at U.S./Mexico border
• Men 'identify' as dogs
• 10-foot snake slithers up man's toilet, latches onto his wee-wee
• Expert of the Day: Kathleen Harnett White on wind turbines killing bald eagles