Daily Show Prep - Friday March 31, 2017

• Intelligence official who unmasked Trump associates is 'very high up,' source says
• Flynn's immunity request rejected by Senate Intelligence Committee
• Trump urges Flynn to seek immunity in 'witch hunt'
• Obama officials made list of Russian probe documents to keep them safe
• Obama official calls her own account of spying on Trump 'fake news'
• Wikileaks reveals how CIA hides its hacks and makes them look like the Russians
• Chuck Todd: Trump on the brink of a lame duck presidency
• Sessions moves to quickly deport convicted illegals who have served their time
• Mad Dog: NoKo 'has to be stopped'
• 68% of the universe may not exist
• Fewer than 1% of papers in scientific journals follow scientific method
• California snowpack one of the deepest ever
• Woman says Peeping Tom photographed her changing at Target
• Bloody day in Chicago, 7 people shot dead in 4-block area
• Germany: Spending on refugees should count toward our NATO bill
• Protesters vandalize anti-transgender 'free speech' bus
• New book shows Santa in gay interracial relationship
• California attempts 'fake news' ban
• Professor who wanted to 'vomit' after man gave up 1st class seat gets hammered on Internet
• Berkeley calls for Trump's impeachment
• OMG! Some trees poot!
• Trump U! It's over
• Crayola replacing a Crayon color for the first time in 100 years
• Reporters mock Trump's gold Easter egg only to learn Obama did it first
• The 'praying' polar bear
• World's strongest coffee comes with a warning
• Woman shot in Victoria's Secret in fight over man
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on a poll that shows support for Paul RINO with millennials has dried up after Obamacare repeal flop

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 30, 2017

• Mike Flynn offers to testify in exchange for immunity
• Federal judge in Hawaii extends block on Trump's travel ban
• NC lawmakers reach deal with guv to repeal bathroom law
• And the GBLT folks don't like it
• Trump goes after House Freedom Caucus
• Ivanka officially becomes a government employee
• Seattle files suit over sanctuary city funding threat
• State lawmaker warns illegals about ICE raid
• TX guv pushes legislation that could put sanctuary city sheriffs behind bars
• Mexican president wants 'new relationship' with America
• Pence brings Congress one step closer to defunding Planned Parenthood
• Liberal ridicule Pence for comments about his marriage
• Obama administration stopped Comey from going public with Trump/Russia probe
• Majority of Americans don't want Dems to filibuster Gorsuch
• Trump to announce more global warming science cuts
• House approves bill to force public release of EPA science on global warming
• Gore takes aim at Trump in new film
• Record snowfall buries Anchorage
• Researchers claim to have found 'on-off' switch for HIV
• One of UK's top doctors says Type 2 diabetes is not a real disease
• Global depression on the rise
• Anger rooms all the rage
• Harvard cracking down on single-sex student groups
• Stolen gun falls from inmate's butt in search
• W on Trump's inauguration: 'That was some weird s#*t'
• Expert of the Day: Adam Millsap of Mercatus Center says there's no SWAT in innovation as he critiques Trump's new White House Agency on American Innovation

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 29, 2017

• NCAA gives NC an ultimatum on bathroom bill
• Senate braces for fight over SCOTUS nominee
• Understanding the Nunes paradox
• Congress overturns Internet privacy regulation
• Some background on the ISP bill
• New Huma Abedin e-mails reveal additional instances of Hillary sending classified info
• Brexit becomes official
• Two pro-lifers charged with secretly taping Planned Parenthood
• NoKo threatens war after McCain calls Kim 'crazy fat kid'
• Christie joins Trump to fight drugs
• Ex-punk rocker to take on Ted Cruz in 2018
• Woman arrested near U.S. Capitol after trying to run over officers
• Former Congressman Steve Stockman indicted for fraud, conspiracy, money laundering
• Chicago cops stop woman pushing stroller filled with guns and ammo
• Very odd: Stranger gets up and makes a speech at funeral
• Boy pleads guilty to killing his brother over a girl
• Kindergartner suspended for playing with a stick
• Mexico City installs a 'penis seat' on the subway
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on renaming Vegas Airport after Harry Reid

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 28, 2017

• Trump ends the war on coal
• Sessions targets sanctuary cities
• LA mayor vows sanctuary for illegals
• Chicago's Emanuel defiant as well
• And NYC fights back
• Tech execs indicted for visa fraud
• Ryan: GOP won't retreat on health care
• Alabama congressman's bill repeals Obamacare in one sentence
• Ford to invest $1.2 billion in Michigan plants
• Consumer confidence leaps to best in 16 years
• Trump goes on the offensive, asks why Congress isn't investigating Clinton/Russia ties
• White House on lockdown after suspicious package found
• House testimony: FBI's facial recognition database is out of control
• Maxine Waters questions patriotism of Trump supporters
• Berkeley poll: Majority of California voters want Democrats to work with Trump
• Schumer trolls well-known Democrat at restaurant because his wife voted Trump
• DNC implodes, asks for resignation letters from all staffers
• Rain melts witches' spells on Trump
• Loyola offers 'self-identified white students' safe space to feel guilty
• Many urging Patrick Stewart to portray Kellyanne Conway on SNL
• School budget cut because it's too white
• Italy could soon offer women paid 'menstrual leave'
• Daily Mail causes stir over 'sexist' headline
• Guest: Marc Morano from ClimateDepot.com on Trump ending the war on coal
• Expert of the Day: Hans von Spakovsky from the Heritage Foundation on all the refugees who have come into the U.S. while Trump's executive order has been held up

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 27, 2017

• Trump's son-in-law to lead government overhaul
• Trump keeps focus on promises
• Nunes explains his White House visit
• Senator wants answers on who was behind Trump dossier
• Secret text ordered 'lone wolf' to carry out London terror attack
• Mexican Catholic archdiocese says Mexicans who help build the wall are traitors
• Dems force delay of Gorsuch vote
• John Podesta may have violated law by not disclosing Russia-linked stocks
• Chelsea Clinton wonders if Trump hat on Abraham Lincoln was photoshopped
• Green groups promise guerrilla warfare tactics to stop Keystone Pipeline
• Sex Pistols' Rotten backs Brexit and Trump
• Brexit architects show Calexit proponents how it's done
• Elon Musk spending $1 billion to stop artificial intelligence apocalypse
• Musk aims to crush BMW and Mercedes with his Tesla Model 3
• Judicial Watch sues for records between key Obama administration scientists involved in global warming
• Female athletes are getting crushed by transgenders
• Transgender advocates target most vulnerable in California
• Uber driverless car involved in crash, not the fault of Uber car
• China eyes land around the Panama Canal
• What you need to know about the United Airlines/legging controversy
• Canadian government says man's last name is too offensive for license plate
• Expert of the Day: David French from National Review says healthcare reform won't fix what really hurts American health

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 24, 2017

• GOP healthcare bill explodes on the launchpad
• Stocks rally on news that healthcare bill is dead
• Judge sides with Trump on travel ban
• Source: 'Smoking gun' showing Obama spied on Trump coming
• John Podesta may have been the target of Russian 'influence campaign'
• ICE targeting sanctuary cities
• Lawmakers call on FBI to help find string of missing DC girls
• Two more significant arrests in London terrorist attack
• ISIS straps suicide vest to 7-year-old boy
• MS-13 gang member deported four times sexually assaulted 2-year-old
• In 24 states, 50% or more of babies born on Medicaid
• Twitter explores subscription-based option
• Patricia Arquette: A terrorist attack in the U.S. could be a setup by Trump
• Dirty dishes spark Waffle House workers' brawl
• Harrison Ford: 'I'm the schmuck who landed on the taxiway'
• Nursing home employee secretly taped 'seniors' having sex
• Man with unfortunate name sentenced to 43 years for murder
• Rachel Dolezal story gets even more bizarre
• Healthcare Bluebook Phil was talking about
• Expert of the Day: Penny Nance, CEO of Concerned Women for America, says no one reasonable opposes Gorsuch for SCOTUS

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 23, 2017

• Congress delays health care vote
• London terrorist identified
• London mayor dismisses Don Trump, Jr.'s criticism
• Bob Woodward: Obama officials could be facing criminal charges for unmasking scheme
• Trump tries to wrangle votes for health care bill
• Schumer says Dems will filibuster Gorsuch
• CEO uses 'snowflake test' to weed out unproductive employees
• University administrator: 'Whiteness' goes against Christianity
• Conservative students live in terror of liberal peers at MN college
• Michael Moore: 'The Democratic Party needs to declare a national emergency'
• Russian MP and Putin critic assassinated
• Gore blames Brexit on climate change
• Senate votes to overturn Obama's FCC privacy rules
• Director says Rotten Tomatoes 'the destruction of our business'
• School orders boy to tolerate undressing with girl and make it 'natural'
• Dave Chappelle's Netflix specials draw fire for GBLT jokes
• Americans are dying with an average $62k in debt
• Expert of the Day: Adam Brandon, CEO of Freedomoworks, says Republicans should go all the way

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 22, 2017

• Terrorist, police officer and others killed in London terrorist attack
• ISIS sympathizers celebrate on social media
• Trump vindicated? House intel chairman says Trump's private communications may have been captured
• Dem on intel committee hot over Nunes revelation
• Podesta was board member of firms linked to Putin
• Susan Rice, who lied multiple times about Benghazi, warns Trump about 'false statements'
• Rand Paul predicts Paul Rino will pull healthcare bill before vote on Thursday
• Three Calif. Dems threaten companies that help build the wall
• LA mayor expands protections for illegals
• Maryland moves to become a sanctuary state
• Kim Jong-Un humiliated after missile blows up on launchpad after boasting of reducing U.S. to ashes
• Why even Donald Trump can't save Twitter
• Chelsea Clinton gets lifetime achievement award
• Professor says today's cops evolved from 'slave catchers'
• Another White House jumper gets caught in fence
• Study blames diabetes epidemic on global warming
• Losing sense of smell signals early death
• Chuck Barris, host of Gong Show, dead at 87
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner talks about Trump's budget cutting EAS (Essential Air Services)

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 21, 2017

• Former DNC official worked with convicted bombmaker to investigate Trump
• Judge Napolitano reportedly pulled from Fox News over Brit intel claims
• Chairman Nunes: It's possible other surveillance activities were used against Trump
• Trump: Vicious killers are being 'thrown the hell out of the country'
• Secret Service had removed alarm from strand of White House fence that was jumped
• UK follows US lead and bans certain electronics on flights from Middle East
• Al Franken says his Constitution looks a lot different from Scalia's
• McConnell says 'we are not slowing down' on repealing Obamacare
• Twitter suspends more terror-linked accounts
• Hillary's former campaign manager says she may run again in 2020
• NC's economy remains strong despite boycott over bathroom bill
• School lesson compares Trump to Hitler
• Tip on missing TN teen results in arrest of lookalike
• Houston police chief takes full credit for recovery of Tom Brady jersey
• Milk is now racist
• Expert of the Day: Heritage Foundation legal expert Tiffany Bates on SCOTUS nominee Gorsuch

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 20, 2017

• Comey confirms FBI is investigating links between Trump and Russians
• FBI, NSA: 'No evidence' Russia manipulated U.S. vote tally
• Gowdy grills Comey on whether Flynn leak is being investigated
• Flashback: FBI did not examine DNC servers, relied on third party for Russian hacking story
• Dem congressman apologizes for saying tarantulas spin webs
• Trump pressures sanctuary cities with weekly reports
• Here's this week's report
• Malibu votes to become a sanctuary city because without illegals 'no one's houses would be cleaned'
• Chuckie Schumer threatens to shut down government over illegals
• Rand Paul says GOP health plan will fail
• Infighting at EPA drives top official to resign
• RINOs call carbon tax a free market solution to global warming
• Kim Jong-Un vows to reduce U.S. to ashes
• Secret Service briefs House oversight committee
• Thief steals Secret Service agent's laptop
• Tomi Lahren suspended from the Blaze after flip-flop on abortion
• 3 months ago Lahren said abortion was murder
• Oil drops as U.S. drilling growth threatens to counter OPEC cuts
• Uber's president quits
• Amid scandal, Marines issue new social media policy
• Wall Street Bull artist calls BS on 'Fearless Girl' statue
• Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey found, stolen by member of international media
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on Flint's unlikely hero

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 16, 2017

• Federal judge blocks Trump's latest travel ban
• Former CIA director says no evidence of Trump/Russia collusion
• Trump budget kills all funding for PBS, NPR, NEA
• Libs whine about proposed cuts to 'health budget'
• Libs upset that ICE is going to courthouse to arrest illegals
• Miami school superintendent says 'over my dead body' will ICE agents enforce on school grounds
• Some illegals heading to Canada
• Illegals canceling food stamps over fears of deportation
• Sen. Cruz, Rep. Meadows: Three criteria for health insurance reform
• NBC fuming over Madcow's Trump tax return scoop
• Tom Price says vaccines should be up to the states
• Trump taps the brakes on fuel economy standards
• Roger Stone says he's target of 'deep state' assassination plot
• Trump battles with rappers
• WashPo thinks Trump needs to release taxes to gain public trust
• Secret Service agents under investigation for taking photo of Trump's sleeping grandson
• Somebody hacks McDonald's Twitter account, disses Trump
• American Airlines flight diverted after soft drink spill causes mechanical problem
• Trump calls for privatizing air traffic controllers
• Sean Spicer skips over reporter who wants to pass her question to the New York Times
• Chinese women getting Ivanka facelift
• Burger sold for $10,000
• Born-again virgin?
• 64-year-old gives birth to twins
• Two women charged in hair-pulling fight over parking space
• Buzz the Bee removed from Honey Nut Cheerios boxes
• Guest: David Freddoso from the Washington Examiner on the 'Trump leaked his own tax return' theory
• Expert of the Day: Bette Grande, Research Fellow at the Heartland Institute, about Trump's proposal to address fuel efficiency standards for the auto industry

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 15, 2017

• Trump's 2005 tax return possibly leaked to reporter, paid 25% effective rate
• Rachel Madcow breaks the story
• Flashback: Nine BSNBC personalities had tax liens filed against them
• Alleged Trump dossier source overstated his business connections
• McCain accuses Rand Paul of working for Putin
• Compare the various replacement plans for Obamacare
• Pelosi blames Trump for Obamacare enrollment tanking
• Judicial Watch sues DOJ for info on meeting between former AG Lynch and Bill Clinton
• Almost 500 sanctuary cities in the U.S.
• Secret Service looking into Snoop Dogg over video mock shooting of Trump
• Chelsea Hander jokes about killing Kellyanne Conway
• Libs upset that T-Rex used an alias to send e-mails
• Press upset that T-Rex let conservative reporter fly with him
• Science says your yoga pants are destroying the planet
• 4 in 5 OK students can't read clocks
• Mother and son becoming father and daughter
• Man beaten to a pulp after offering to pay for the man's meal
• Expert of the Day: Timothy Lee on Gov. Cuomo's plan to generate half of the state's energy from so-called green sources

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 14, 2017

• Judge Napolitano: 'Three intel sources' say Obama spied on Trump through Brit agency
• Trump 'extremely confident' DOJ will back up his wiretapping claims
• Plot thickens on Dem House IT contractors
• House hacking suspects could read every e-mail dozens of congressmen sent and received
• Sean Spicer says the CBO is consistently wrong
• Pelosi's Obamacare tweet gets unintended response
• Kim Jong-un threatens 'merciless' attack on U.S.
• Trump to meet with Merkel on Friday after blizzard delay
• German official wants $53 million fine for social media hate posts
• Libs freak out over what Nikki Haley is doing on her snow day
• Ashley Judd recalls her 'scary' and 'very sad' confrontation with Trump fan
• U. drops 'King & Queen' for genderless 'Royals'
• MN city bans sale of dogs and cats at pet stores
• Cobra on the loose in Ocala, FL
• Runaway ponies make dash for freedom in snow storm
• Expert of the Day: James Kirchick talks about the Trump/Merkel meeting and his new book, The End of Europe

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 13, 2017

• Kremlin: Hillary and Trump's team both met with Russian ambassador
• Trump ordering government-wide review of wasteful spending
• Trump budget will include cuts of historic proportions
• McCain continues to harp on wiretapping claims
• AG seeks resignation of 46 U.S. attorneys
• CBO says 14m more Americans without insurance on GOP healthcare plan
• Sen. Tom Cotton says phases 2 and 3 of GOP Obamacare replacement are 'all talk'
• Obama White House spent $77 million advertising Obamacare last year
• Issa on GOP replacement bill: We can do better
• Appeals court: Discrimination against gays not prohibited
• Nashville councilman wants to prohibit presidents and candidate from using city facilities unless they first show their tax returns
• Snowflake jumps fence at White House
• Woman accosts Sean Spicer at Apple store
• Rep. John Lewis blasts Rep. Steve King's tweet as 'racist'
• Rep. Steve King explains exactly what he meant (And Chris Cuomo still doesn't get it)
• CNN promotes fake Ferguson documentary, shots fired
• Dirt people deface Trump golf course
• Iowa students blasted for wearing 'offensive' patriotic attire to game
• TN sues feds over refugee program
• Another illegal alien, another murder
• Poland says MN man is Nazi war criminal
• White House Press Corps sees conservative reporters as threats
• NY dropping teacher literacy test amid charges of racism
• TX Dem files bill to fine men who masturbate
• Animal rights people freak when orangs are made to box each other
• Snoop Dog pulls a gun on 'Trump' in new video
• Retirees are knitting sweaters for chickens
• College removes weight scale from gym after students call it 'triggering'
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Trump's first 50 days

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 10, 2017

• Labor force participation rises in February
• Debt decreases by $60 billion
• Rep. Jordan call for putting a 'clean' Obamacare repeal on Trump's desk
• White House rules out 'wholesale replacement' of healthcare bill
• National Review asks if replacement is better than nothing
• Mnuchin calls on Congress to raise the debt ceiling
• CBO says U.S. has highest corporate tax rate in G20
• Democrat AGs mount fight against Trump's latest travel ban
• Suspect in IT security probe also had access to DNC e-mails
• Obama's brother claims to have Obama's Kenyan birth certificate
• Congressman says Obama stayed behind in Washington to run shadow government
• Marines nude photo scandal spreads to other branches
• FBI used Geek Squad to gather evidence
• Starbucks' stand on refugees is damaging brand
• Teacher catches heat for saying he won't teach illegal children
• Ramos: 'Trump effect' scaring illegals away
• ICE agent convicted of accepting cash bribes
• Restauranteur: 'We can't afford' to cover workers' health insurance
• Anti-fracking activist sentenced to light jail sentence for election fraud
• VW pleads guilty to emissions cheating
• Cosmic light flashes could be caused by aliens
• Science says Mona Lisa's smile is happy
• Study: Gluten-free diet increases risk of diabetes
• Americans now drink more bottled water than soft drinks
• Shark found in shopping cart in Walmart parking lot
• NH keeps marriage age at 13 for girls
• Bobby Knight on his former bosses at Indiana U.: 'I hope they're all dead'
• Winner of Finland's Got Talent was a 'manualist'
• Guest: Wink Martindale on Nashville Elvis Festival

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 9, 2017

• Obamacare replacement clears second hurdle
• Pelosi blames Obamacare's failures on GOP 'misrepresentation'
• Budget chairman backs conservative changes to GOP health insurance bill
• Trump sends B-52s to South Korea
• 101st Airborne crippled by budget cuts
• Wikileaks will give tech firms access to CIA hacking tools
• McConnell says Mexico will not pay for wall
• Illegal border crossings decrease 40 percent in Trump's first month
• Lindsey Graham wants FISA records to settle wiretapping issues
• Consumer comfort highest in a decade
• McConnell: Tax reform unlikely by August
• Burger-flipping robot replaces humans at California restaurant
• On 10-year anniversary of disappearance of ex-FBI agent in Iran, son thinks Trump can bring him home
• Hawking says without a world government technology will destroy us
• Uber lost $2 billion last year
• Libs in Calif. want to reduce penalty for exposing someone to HIV
• Gender-swap experiment shows Hillary even less likable as a man
• 'Reasons to Vote for Democrats' humor book #1 on Amazon
• Without evidence, Maxine Waters says Russian dossier on Trump is true
• Trump to rally in Nashville
• Liberal mayor welcomes the president
• Latinas tell white girls to stop wearing hoop earrings, it's culture appropriation
• College kids blowing student loans on Spring Break
• OMG! Mike Flynn lobbied for Turkey! Is there something wrong with that?
• Joe Piscopo moves a little closer to running for governor of NJ
• Democrats planning liberal answer to CPAC
• Schumer's claim that Planned Parenthood performs millions of mammograms found to be false
• Women watch more porn on their phones than men
• Pruitt to roll back auto fuel efficiency standards
• EPA chief doubts CO2's role in global warming
• More global warming: Amtrak train stuck 13 hours in 25-foot snowbank
• Lawyer's pants in arson case burst into flames in courtroom
• 'Game of Thrones' fans literally watch ice melt to find out season premiere date
• Expert of the Day: Bryan Riley from the Heritage Foundation on NAFTA

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 8, 2017

• Rep. Jordan: GOP replacement just 'Obamacare in a different form'
• Liberal AMA rejects GOP health insurance plan
• GOP plan orders insurers to charge 30% more to people uninsured for more than 63 days
• Did the NY Times report that Trump aides were targets of wiretaps?
• Tony Podesta didn't register as a foreign agent when he represented a Russian bank
• Trump's first month in office brings employment boom
• Samsung to shift 500 jobs from Mexico to the U.S.
• Ivanka's clothing line reports record sales
• If men went on strike, what would America look like?
• Al Franken bashed DeVos for not attending public schools yet sends his to private schools
• Mexico cancels sugar export permits to U.S. in trade dispute
• PM Trudeau's wife wants to celebrate men on Women's Day
• Elon Musk joins Trump at infrastructure meeting
• Tim Kaine's son arrested after disrupting Trump rally
• Record cold air on the way
• Brain activity recorded up to 10 minutes after death
• Scientists thought they could predict asteroids striking Earth. They can't.
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Jenna Ellis on the absurdities of Day Without Women

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday March 7, 2017

• Wikileaks: CIA stole Russian malware, uses it to 'misdirect attribution' of cyber attacks
• Wikileaks publishes massive trove of CIA files
• McCain thinks the Russians are behind the CIA hacks
• McCain: Americans should demand Trump prove his wiretap claims
• Tony Podesta got $170,000 to end sanctions on Russian bank
• Krauthammer: The end of Obamacare is the end of Trump
• CNBC complains that insurers would be able to deduct full cost of salaries
• Club for Growth opposes GOP's 'Ryancare'
• Trump says GOP plan will allow insurers to sell across state lines in next phase of rollout
• NoKo says missiles were drill for strike on U.S. bases
• Hilarious! Trump offers Planned Parenthood funds if they stop abortions
• 20 arrested in Philly flash mob
• Dr. Ben Carson stands by his comment that slaves were immigrants
• Khizr Khan lied about his travel restrictions
• Two school districts now telling kids to stay home on 'Day Without Women'
• School group goes nuts when Trump surprises them on White House tour
• Arnold says Trump has a crush on him
• Boo-frickity-hoo: Anderson Cooper mutes Trump on Twitter
• Mom and daughter who hid millions in diapers plead guilty to Medicare fraud
• Richard Simmons not being held captive by housekeeper, publicist says
• Waffle House co-founder dead at 97
• Expert of the Day: Jenny Beth Martin from Tea Party Patriots about the Day of Action

Daily Show Prep - Monday March 6, 2017

• Trump signs revamped travel ban
• FBI is investigating 300 refugees for terrorism
• Despite MSM denial, Trump's lines were tapped
• Andrew McCarthy from National Review explains what happened
• Former Bush AG says Trump is likely correct, but it wasn't ordered by Obama
• Clapper says no evidence of Trump collusion with Russia
• The Washington Post doesn't trust the BBC as a source
• Six more Democrats found to have met with Russian ambassador
• Mika wigging out on Morning Joe
• Obama channeled billions to activist groups
• Trump, Bannon in heated exchange
• House GOP Obamacare plan may have trouble in the senate
• Obama audited Billy Graham
• NY Times refers to oil companies as 'polluters'
• NoKo fires missile near Japan
• Police chief to illegals: 'Your immigration status is completely irrelevant'
• Armed clowns scare children playing in woods
• WashPo employee arrested for impersonating ICE agent
• Strange black cube seen over Army base
• Streisand says Trump is making her gain weight
• ESPN layoffs coming to on-air talent
• Auditing chances lowered as IRS lays off enforcement agents
• Teacher gets jail time for traumatizing teens with oral sex
• Expert of the Day: Doug Sachtleben from Club for Growth on why the GOP must repeal and not repair Obamacare

Daily Show Prep - Friday March 3, 2017

• Anti-Trump communist behind Jewish Community Center bomb threats
• Trump's advisors push him to purge Obama appointees
• Russian ambassador was at Trump speech, sat with Democrats!
• He met with Obama officials 6 times during uranium sale
• It was Schumer who met with Putin, not Trump
• Awkward silence after Pelosi asked if she ever met with Russians
• Photo shows Pelosi outright lied
• Trump takes full advantage of the lies
• Liberal Democrat Steyer also neck-deep in Russians
• Flashback: John Podesta's ties to Russia
• 7 reasons the Sessions witch hunt is ridiculous
• Rand Paul: Repeal, replace Obamacare on the same day
• Oregon judge accused of helping illegal escape while ICE waited outside
• Miami judge rules holds on illegals for ICE unconstitutional
• Mexican congressman climbs the border wall
• MS-13 gang members kidnap, kill in Satanic ritual
• Nashville schools consider harboring illegals
• Danny Glover trying to unionize Nissan plants
• Health officials release cellphone radiation fact sheet
• Scranton Y bans 24-hour news after fights almost break out
• Elton John slams American radio for being 'ageist'
• Man dies when porn mag collection collapses on him
• Can't believe we missed this one!
• Expert of the Day: James Antle III from the Washington Examiner on why Trump won't fire Jeff Sessions

Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 2, 2017

• Media target AG Sessions over legitimate meeting with Russian ambassador
• Some Republicans rush to appease media, throw Sessions under the bus
• Politifact puts it in perspective
• OMG! Kushner, Flynn met with Russian at Trump Tower in December
• Republicans hide new Obamacare replacement plan under shroud of secrecy
• Rand Paul blasts GOP for keeping Obamacare bill in 'secure location'
• Media decry DREAMer picked up by ICE after press conference
• Then we find out she lied to ICE (paragraph 11)
• Meanwhile, more than a dozen MS-13 gang members indicted for murder
• Big surprise! 88% of Trump's press coverage 'hostile'
• Valerie Jarrett moves in with Obamas to plot the insurgency
• Coal's big comeback
• China has an armored vehicle-slicing laser gun
• Global warming? Western snowpack to deep to measure
• Lawsuit claims Facebook accepts 'blood money' from terrorists
• Oscar accountants get death threats
• Maxine Waters says she was a millennial once
• Kaepernick to leave 49ers, will stand for anthem next year
• Expert of the Day: Phil Kerpen, president of American Commitment, says Trump opens the Obamacare escape hatch

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 1, 2017

• Trump hits a home run before joint session of Congress
• Dems refuse to applaud putting Americans first
• Libs attack Navy SEAL's widow
• Stock market is diggin' the speech
• Dem guv responding calls himself 'proud Republican' and 'mostly American'
• Rachel Madcow pans Dem response
• Trump to remove Iraq from travel ban list
• CNBC: Why deporting illegals will hurt economy
• Jamie Dimon says Trump won't get tax cuts done this year
• Exactly what Uncle Phil's been telling you: Research says 'moral outrage' stems from guilt
• Hacked robots could attack people, rob their homes, kill their pets
• Beau Biden's widow having an affair with his brother, Anvil Joe gives his blessing
• High school senior auction cancelled after students compare it to slavery
• Woman kills husband over burned casserole
• Uber CEO caught on dashcam chewing out Uber driver
• 'Record high' in Antarctica not really record high (read paragraph 5)
• Guest: Mark Skoda on Spirit of America rally in support of Trump
• Expert of the Day: Doug Wead and his new book about the 2016 election, Game of Thorns