Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 9, 2017

• Obamacare replacement clears second hurdle
• Pelosi blames Obamacare's failures on GOP 'misrepresentation'
• Budget chairman backs conservative changes to GOP health insurance bill
• Trump sends B-52s to South Korea
• 101st Airborne crippled by budget cuts
• Wikileaks will give tech firms access to CIA hacking tools
• McConnell says Mexico will not pay for wall
• Illegal border crossings decrease 40 percent in Trump's first month
• Lindsey Graham wants FISA records to settle wiretapping issues
• Consumer comfort highest in a decade
• McConnell: Tax reform unlikely by August
• Burger-flipping robot replaces humans at California restaurant
• On 10-year anniversary of disappearance of ex-FBI agent in Iran, son thinks Trump can bring him home
• Hawking says without a world government technology will destroy us
• Uber lost $2 billion last year
• Libs in Calif. want to reduce penalty for exposing someone to HIV
• Gender-swap experiment shows Hillary even less likable as a man
• 'Reasons to Vote for Democrats' humor book #1 on Amazon
• Without evidence, Maxine Waters says Russian dossier on Trump is true
• Trump to rally in Nashville
• Liberal mayor welcomes the president
• Latinas tell white girls to stop wearing hoop earrings, it's culture appropriation
• College kids blowing student loans on Spring Break
• OMG! Mike Flynn lobbied for Turkey! Is there something wrong with that?
• Joe Piscopo moves a little closer to running for governor of NJ
• Democrats planning liberal answer to CPAC
• Schumer's claim that Planned Parenthood performs millions of mammograms found to be false
• Women watch more porn on their phones than men
• Pruitt to roll back auto fuel efficiency standards
• EPA chief doubts CO2's role in global warming
• More global warming: Amtrak train stuck 13 hours in 25-foot snowbank
• Lawyer's pants in arson case burst into flames in courtroom
• 'Game of Thrones' fans literally watch ice melt to find out season premiere date
• Expert of the Day: Bryan Riley from the Heritage Foundation on NAFTA