Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 2, 2017

• Media target AG Sessions over legitimate meeting with Russian ambassador
• Some Republicans rush to appease media, throw Sessions under the bus
• Politifact puts it in perspective
• OMG! Kushner, Flynn met with Russian at Trump Tower in December
• Republicans hide new Obamacare replacement plan under shroud of secrecy
• Rand Paul blasts GOP for keeping Obamacare bill in 'secure location'
• Media decry DREAMer picked up by ICE after press conference
• Then we find out she lied to ICE (paragraph 11)
• Meanwhile, more than a dozen MS-13 gang members indicted for murder
• Big surprise! 88% of Trump's press coverage 'hostile'
• Valerie Jarrett moves in with Obamas to plot the insurgency
• Coal's big comeback
• China has an armored vehicle-slicing laser gun
• Global warming? Western snowpack to deep to measure
• Lawsuit claims Facebook accepts 'blood money' from terrorists
• Oscar accountants get death threats
• Maxine Waters says she was a millennial once
• Kaepernick to leave 49ers, will stand for anthem next year
• Expert of the Day: Phil Kerpen, president of American Commitment, says Trump opens the Obamacare escape hatch