Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 31, 2017

• House Intel panel issues seven subpoenas in Russia probe
• Trump to pull U.S. out of Paris climate deal
• Dems freak out
• Elon Musk threatens to leave White House council
• Keith Olbermann calls for Jared Kushner's arrest
• Residents try to stop ICE from arresting criminal alien
• 5,500 non-citizens discovered on Va. voter rolls
• Illinois House blocks arrests of illegal aliens
• Barron Trump traumatized by Kathy Griffin's 'beheading' photo
• CNN fires Kathy Griffin from New Year's Eve show
• Man with guns, ammo arrested at Trump hotel
• NY Times offers buyouts to editors
• Media yawn at Venezuela's spiraling socialism
• Sununu vs. CNN's Camerota on Russian probe
• Libs don't get Spicer's joke on Trump's misspelled Tweet
• De Blasio silent on NYC parada honoring terrorist
• Per capita taxes have more than doubled since JFK
• Internet withdrawal increases heart rate and blood pressure
• USAA caves, resumes advertising on 'Hannity'
• Lawyer files lawsuit to force city of DC to release info on Seth Rich investigation
• Homelessness spikes in LA and they don't have a clue why
• Huma has invited Anthony Weiner back home
• NASA is going to 'touch the sun'
• Burger King ticks of Belgium's royal family with ad
• Chelsea doesn't know how she'll explain Trump to her children
• Newborn starts walking moments after being born
• Route 66 is back
• Va. Tech students block staircase because it discriminates against handicapped
• Guest: Tony Mecia from The Weekly Standard argues we may want to stay in the Paris Climate Accord in order to have leverage on other issues
• Expert of the Day: Alan Nguyen (Wynn) of Freedom Partners says the GOP border adjustment tax would hurt American farmers

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 30, 2017

• Trump's communications director resigns
• Jared Kushner didn't suggest Russian back channel in meeting
• Kurtz: Jared Kushner issue is overblown
• Obama's CIA director drove FBI to investigate Trump/Russia connection
• McCain bad-mouths Trump from Australia
• NoKo missiles get more precise
• Two North Koreans found dead in same Moscow hotel
• Mad Dog Mattis delivers killer punchline
• Kathy Griffin 'beheads' Trump
• Merkel stands behind her remarks aimed at Trump
• O'Reilly: Fox can't 'handle another shake-up' if Hannity goes
• Vet groups denounce USAA after Hannity ads pulled
• Miami prosecutor investigating Democrat voter fraud found dead on beach
• Amazon hits $1,000 per share
• TX legislator calls ICE on protestors, shoving match with colleague ensues
• This is the Democrat's bench: Jerry Springer
• Sacramento's public housing residents get free cars
• Melania's revenge on the designers who won't dress her
• Screaming man arrested at Albuquerque NBC affiliate
• Unruly passenger kicked off Southwest flight, tackled after running back on
• Police videoed Tiger Woods DUI debacle
• CNN says he had not been drinking
• Billionaire space mogul 'absolutely convinced' there are space aliens on Earth
• Psychologists say everyone is keeping 13 secrets
• Expert of the Day: Joseph Lawler from Washington Examiner says Senate Republicans have to answer for the trickiest question on tax reform

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 26, 2017

• FBI illegally shared spy data on Americans with private parties
• Trump slams 'merciless slaughter' of Christians in Egypt
• Trump talks terrorism while Europe shouts 'climate'
• Security bolstered in Vegas after ISIS video
• DHS chief: 'If you knew what I knew about terror, you'd never leave the house'
• Refugee arrivals in U.S. decline sharply
• CNBC whines that Trump's travel ban is hurting people's feelings
• Nancy Pelosi complains Trump's overseas trip wasn't alphabetical
• Pelosi has no idea about the investigation Debbie What'sHerName Schultz's IT guy
• Bloomberg: Trump associates convicted of high crimes without a trial
• FBI investigating attempted hack of Trump organization
• Greg 'The Body-slam' Gianforte wins Montana congressional seat
• Trump advisor says his view on climate change is 'evolving'
• Boehner: Tax reform 'just a bunch of happy talk'
• Ben Carson under fire for saying poverty is a 'state of mind'
• Soros plot to take down Fox News exposed
• Talk hosts ban together against new era of censorship
• Levin urges Hannity to sue Media Matters
• Professor run off campus by students protesting his 'racism'
• Jason Whitlock on ESPN: They injected 'progressive victimology into the sports conversation'
• Disney says stolen movie hacker threat was a hoax
• Hillary says Chardonnay helped her get over the election
• Zuckerberg calls for universal basic income
• Utah law could send online bullies to jail
• Undercover video of Planned Parenthood removed from YouTube on judge's order
• Muslim man sues pizza joint claiming 'halal' was a lie
• Former female cop ID'd as bearded robber
• Welcome to the freak show: 'Models' spend millions between them to look like characters
• Monkey mafia steal your stuff then sell it back for a cracker
• University hosts training on how to 'reduce the impact of white privilege'
• Guest: Ryan Mauro, National Security Analyst on the slaughter of Christians in Egypt
• Expert of the Day: Twila Brase from Citizens' Council for Health Freedom on why the Republicans are dragging their feet on healthcare reform

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 25, 2017

• Trump chastises NATO, vows crackdown on leaks
• Trump shoves European leader out of the way
• Twitter reacts to Trump/Macron handshake
• UK stops sharing intel with U.S. after leaks
• UK government's former top lawyer wonders if Britain is too mean to Muslims
• Stocks climb to all-time high
• TX House approves voter ID
• Lieberman out of running for FBI
• ICE arrests nearly 200 criminal illegals in California
• Montana GOP congressional candidate charge with body-slamming reporter
• Media Matters targets Hannity's Fox New sponsors
• ABC issues correction on Hannity/Seth Rich story
• Fortune lies, says Hannity says Clintons had Seth Rich killed
• Valentine comes to Hannity's defense
• Join the Facebook page to fight back
• If you don't have Facebook, go here
• Here's your daily liberal breaking news story: Kushner now under FBI 'scrutiny'
• Chelsea Clinton: Child marriage is 'interconnected' with climate change
• The 'Penis Causes Climate Change' hoax was peer-reviewed and approved
• Farmer faces $2.8 million fine for plowing his own field
• Homing pigeon caught smuggling drugs
• Crazy woman marries a train station
• Expert of the Day: Larry Pratt of Gun Owners of America says more libs are now packing heat

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 24, 2017

• Obama's intel agencies spied on Americans for years
• Trump's approval jumps to 48%
• Pope gives Trump book on environment
• Manchester suicide bomber's brother, father arrested
• Debbie Wasserman Schultz threatened police chief for gathering evidence on her staffer
• Obama knew gang members were part of illegal surge
• CBO says GOP healthcare bill would leave 23 million uninsured
• McConnell doesn't know how to get to 50 votes on Obamacare repeal
• Sitcom says blacks don't read
• Mom tells son 'Don't marry a feminist'
• Latest episode of Phil Valentine's Rock This Boat now up!
• Guest: David French on the Seth Rich conspiracy
• Expert of the Day: Jenny Beth Martin, president of Tea Party Patriots, wonders why the Circa story on Obama spying on Americans is not being investigated

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 23, 2017

• Manchester suicide bomber identified
• What we know about the terrorist
• BBC anchor: We have 'to get used to' terror attacks
• 3,500 suspected terrorists in the UK
• Katy Perry: 'No barriers, no borders, we all just need to co-exist'
• Kim Dotcom says Seth Rich reached out to him in 2014, was the Wikileaks leaker
• Fox News mysteriously deletes their story about Seth Rich
• Donna Brazile told Seth Rich private investigator to back off
• Dem aide suspected of security breach has left the country
• Ex-CIA head says Russians contacted Trump campaign, offers no proof
• Trump's budget cuts $3.6 trillion over 10 years
• Unfit for Work: The startling rise of disability
• Monica Lewinsky blames Roger Ailes for what she and Bill did
• Who tried to cut off Maxine Waters at Ca. Dem convention?
• Mexican judge presiding over 'El Chapo' case shot and killed
• Roger Moore dead at 89
• Expert of the Day: Doug Giles of ClashDaily.com says PC has led to terrorist attacks like the Manchester bombing

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 22, 2017

• Is the Seth Rich story getting ready to bust wide open?
• Kim Dotcom offers Congress written testimony that Seth Rich was the Wikileaks source
• Bar manager: Cops never talked to staff at last place Seth Rich was seen alive
• DNC affiliates increase involvement in Rich case
• House IT aides fear suspects in Hill breach are blackmailing members of Congress
• John Podesta got $35 million from Russians while working for Obama, Hillary
• Praise heaped on Trump in Middle East
• Trump says Iran should never be allowed to possess nukes
• Saudi Arabia 'on the ropes' thanks to Iran and U.S. fracking
• Lawyers sue Nashville's sheriff for cooperating with ICE
• More than 600,000 foreigners overstayed their visas last year
• Notre Dame grads walk out of Pence commencement speech
• Gore says Trump can't stop climate movement
• Wind turbines blamed for killing family of whales
• OMG! Seed vault floods, sort of
• Snowflake journalists freak over Tampa mayor's joke about pointing machine gun at them
• America's cities are running out of room
• More discrimination lawsuits against Fox News
• CNN tries to tie Trump to Va. guv race
• TN guv signs bill creating 'In God We Trust' license plates
• Trump and the glowing orb sets social media afire
• Eastwood: PC would stop Dirty Harry from being made today
• Jennifer Aniston: 'Friends' couldn't happen today because of millennials and their cellphones
• Viral video of Melania swatting Trump's hand
• Former neo-Nazi kills roommates because they disrespected his Muslim faith
• Gay couple claims Southwest Airlines discriminated against them
• Mother's Day is now offensive
• Big game hunter killed when elephant he shot collapses on him
• If you bought $100 of bitcoin 7 years ago you'd have $72 million
• Guest: Dr. Michael Makovsky from JINSA asking if Trump can solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from RedAlertPolitics.com says Trump's Saudi speech should give hope to American Muslims

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 19, 2017

• U.S. strikes Syria to protect American and British troops
• NY Times latest 'gotcha': Trump bragged about firing 'nut job' Comey to Russians
• WashPo: Aide close to Trump 'person of interest' in Russia probe
• Rosenstein stands by Comey memo
• Libs freak out because ICE staked out a church looking for harbored criminals
• Biggest gang bust in Charlotte's history nabs 83 'Bloods'
• OPEC losing the fight against U.S. shale
• Passenger detained after trying to breach cockpit
• Sweden drops charges against Assange, still can't leave embassy
• Anthony Weiner pleads guilty, Huma files for divorce
• Prosecutors seeking two-year jail term
• Biden: I was the 'great candidate' for 2016—not Hillary
• It appears murdered DNC staffer was a Bernie Sanders fan
• Connecticut decides taxing the rich no longer works
• Snowflakes to stage walkout of Pence speech
• First women's college to take transgender men is now in financial emergency
• Harvard study measures media bias against Trump by outlet, CNN, NBC lead the pack
• Woodward: Reporters 'binge-drinking the anti-Trump Kool-Aid'
• Net neutrality supporters want to ban Drudge
• Clockmed's discrimination suit thrown out
• Study: Journalists drink too much, are bad at managing their emotions
• Student says in yearbook she wants to 'behead' Trump
• More global warming: Colorado towns hit with 3 feet of snow
• Cadillac plug-in gets 30 miles to a charge; yeah 30 miles
• Why less exercise is the key to weight loss
• Attraction may be based on smell and sound as well as sight
• Bob Beckel fired from Fox News over 'racially insensitive' remark
• Man tries to set diners on fire at Denny's
• Steve Harvey's ex-wife sues for $60 million for 'soul murdering'
• Expert of the Day: Jim Fotis, president of National Center for Police Defense, says Officer Betty Shelby of Tulsa was vindicated

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 18, 2017

• Legal experts see no 'obstruction of justice' by Trump
• Politico: Conservatives begin to whisper 'President Pence'
• Oh, horrors: Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russia
• Lawyers in DNC class-action lawsuit 'perplexed' by media blackout
• 1 dead, several injured after car plows into Times Square pedestrians
• Roger Ailes, founder of Fox News Channel, dies
• Unemployment claims at lowest level in 28 years
• Paul RINO now says tax reform will happen this year
• Saudis rolling out the red carpet for Trump
• Will a laptop ban make flying more dangerous?
• FCC votes to reverse Obama's net neutrality
• 14-year-old faces sex offender label over 12-year-old girlfriend
• Gay men are being called out for their 'privilege' and 'prestige'
• Texas judge place on leave after it was discovered she's not a citizen
• Study: Exposure to morning sunlight helps you sleep better
• Expert of the Day: Ian Tuttle from National Review says impeachment of Trump is not the answer

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 17, 2017

• Deputy AG assigns special counsel to investigate Trump campaign and Russia
• Crazy congressman calls for Trump's impeachment on House floor
• First Republican joins the impeachment chorus
• The Federalist: Comey's lust for power and the spotlight isn't new
• Rep. Gohmert: Comey may be confessing to a crime
• Son-of-a-gun: Comey testified that no one at DOJ has ever asked him to stop an investigation
• Here's a surprise: 48% of voters want Trump impeached
• Obama: Trump 'nothing but a bulls*@!ter
• Left-wing media salivate over perceived Trump 'gotcha'
• Media reach peak meltdown
• McCain blusters
• Trump to interview Joe Lieberman for FBI job
• Roll Call: Spy work with allies could chill after Trump intel spill
• Putin offers transcript on Trump talk with Russians
• Ransomware hacker could be disgruntled NSA worker
• Rubio tweeted Bible verses, liberal media say he's 'totally lost it'
• Liberal 'ISIS' in New Orleans topples another statue
• CBS defends fall shows all starring men
• Sheriff Clarke accepts a job at DHS
• Wild boars taking over trash-strewn Rome
• Have astronomers found evidence of a parallel universe
• Man sues date for texting during movie
• Guest: Bruce Klingner from the Heritage Foundation on what's different about NoKo's latest missile launch
• Expert of the Day: John Brown, author of Why Not? talks about growing up with Cerebral Palsy and overcoming it

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 16, 2017

• Just like Uncle Phil told you, murdered DNC computer guy was in touch with Wikileaks
• Seth Rich sent 44,000 DNC e-mails to Wikileaks
• McMaster says Trump leak story is 'false'
• The real question is who is the traitor who leaked classified info to the media?
• Libs salivating over rumor Trump is about to be indicted
• NoKo could be behind worldwide ransomware hack
• Pelosi gets destroyed by town hall questioner
• Trump heads to Saudi Arabia
• Illegal busted going to work at Air Force base
• Fox's Guilfoyle says she's talking with White House about Spicer's job
• Hackers hold Disney's latest 'Pirates' movie for ransom
• Alt-left targets FCC chairman in his own neighborhood
• Boycott hits ABC over cancellation of 'Last Man Standing'
• Marvel cancels 'Black Lives Matter' comic
• Miss USA backtracks on healthcare answer
• Google pushes 'gender bias' in movies argument
• Eating salt could help you lose weight
• Teen ODs on diet soft drink, latte, and energy drink
• Chanel apologizes for selling boomerang deemed culturally offensive
• Great white shark vs. killer whales
• Expert of the Day: Joseph Lawler on Trump and the GOP preparing for a tax code bonfire

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 15, 2017

• 'Accidental' hero' stops ransomware attack but warns it ain't over
• 29,000 Chinese institutions hit
• What we know so far
• Putin blames the United States
• NoKo launches another missile, Kim in 'state of paranoia'
• Illegal alien recorded himself repeatedly molesting 6-year-old
• Seven-time deported criminal illegal arrested again
• California proposed budget includes millions for illegal alien defense
• Students refuse to take finals, demand students celebrating Cinco de Mayo be 'held accountable'
• Introducing Pepe's Over the Wall Hot Sauce
• Report: Trump considering major shake-up
• NBC: Aides hope for reboot
• Ann Coulter almost ready to jump from the Trump train
• Another appeals court weighs Trump's travel ban, questions his campaign statements
• Columnist Paul Craig Roberts thinks we're on the brink of nuclear war with Russia
• ISIS fighters thought they had safe passage until U.S. warplanes showed up
• New Miss USA says healthcare is a privilege, not a right
• And the libs on Twitter freak out
• Violence and intimidation against Republicans becoming the norm
• Californians revolt against Dems who voted for gas tax increase
• CNN's Dana Bash: Trump 'can't continue to get away' with avoiding answers on the 'tapes'
• Hillary officially launches the 'resistance'
• Bradley Manning will remain on active duty with benefits after he leaves prison
• Conan O'Brien headed to court for stealing jokes
• Global warming? Freak snow hits New Hampshire
• Memphis musician sets himself afire on Facebook Live
• Study: Porn could be making men sexually dysfunctional
• Pastor trying to show congregation how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocs
• Expert of the Day: Penny Nance from Concerned Women for America on why the Senate must defund Planned Parenthood

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 12, 2017

• Massive ransomware cyber attack hits 74 countries
• Hollywood under attack from hackers, FBI advises paying the ransom
• White House leaking like a colander
• Comey said to be furious
• Declines to testify in front of Senate Intel Committee
• Trump says Comey better hope there are not tapes of their conversations
• Sessions orders return to war on drugs
• ICE arrests more than 1,000 gang members
• Trump launches commission to investigate voter fraud
• Russian fighter jet comes within 20 feet of Navy plane
• NoKo has 'prison full of Westerners' says former captive
• White House Correspondents' Association condemns Trump's tweet
• Bill Gates: Cutting foreign aid makes America less safe
• Crazy lib follows congressman in her car then gets out and threatens him
• Another crazy lib flips out over the Confederate flag
• Racist note that led to protests was fabricated
• Drought levels fall to record lows
• Elon Musk begins digging tunnel under LA
• EPA science advisor resigns in protest
• High school takes back yearbooks because student used 'Build the wall' quote
• Local TN Chamber of Commerce chief defends Last Man Standing
• Former congresswoman used money meant for poor students on lavish parties and trips
• Detroit school to hold 'Muslim girls only' prom
• United evacuates flight after scorpion emerges from passenger's clothing
• Baby name Caitlyn plunges
• Sushi warning as patient found with live worms in gut
• Almost 90 percent of colleges reported zero campus rapes in 2015
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky of RedAlertPolitics.com asks if Tim Allen's show was canceled for being too conservatives

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 11, 2017

• FBI Asst. Dir. McCabe 'not aware' of Comey asking for more money for Russia probe
• Trump, Putin to meet in July
• Idiot Sen. Wyden: 'Trump actively encouraged Russians and Wikileaks to attack our democracy'
• Trump says Comey was a 'showboat' and he was going to fire him regardless of recommendation
• Trump details conversations with Comey
• Hilarious! Now that Comey's been fired, Michael Moore wants the election held again
• Aetna quits all Obamacare exchanges
• Government posts $182 billion surplus in April
• Bangladesh prime minister says Hillary pressured her to help Clinton Foundation donor
• Jefferson Davis monument dismantled in New Orleans
• Culprit behind 2014 CIA hack attack turns out to be the CIA
• ABC cancels Last Man Standing despite high ratings
• Trump says CNN's Don Lemon is the 'dumbest person in broadcasting'
• UC Santa Cruz bows to demands from radical black students who took over campus building
• Uncle Phil told you it was coming: Feminists reject spelling of 'women'
• Transgender history archive at Holy Cross gets funding to expand
• Chinese propaganda stars American journalist and his family
• Man wrestles, catches 17-foot snake with his bare hands
• Expert of the Day: Javier Palomarez of the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce on why Hispanics are flocking to Trump

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 10, 2017

• Read Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein's letter recommending Comey's firing
• WSJ: Comey was fired because he wouldn't publicly exonerate Trump
• DOJ denies Comey requested more funds for Russia probe prior to firing
• Putin says he had nothing to do with it
• Assange offers Comey gig at Wikileaks
• Grand jury subpoenas issued in Russia probe of Flynn
• Obama: Eating more steaks contributes to climate change
• Obama uses private jet, 14-car convoy to get to climate change speech
• Illegal alien DUI suspect that left child severely injured was deported 15 times
• Immigrant charged in Boston double murder of doctors should've been deported
• Another fight breaks out on a plane
• Study: Ibuprofen increases risk of heart attack
• University pays students to spy on, nag peers
• The Rock says a presidential run is a real possibility
• Former mortuary worker sues over 'mental anguish' from working on dead people
• How Johnny Depp made and spent $650 million
• Trucker hears strange noise, pulls over, finds landing gear sticking out of his truck
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Rod Rosenstein's roll in Comey's firing

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 9, 2017

• Trump to Comey: You're fired
• Comey was fired over the phone
• Top Clinton aide blasts Comey firing
• Before he was fired, Comey said 300 refugees are being investigated as terrorists
• Illegal border crossings down 70 percent under Trump
• ACLU issues 'travel advisory' for Texas over sanctuary city law
• ICE seeks to deport soccer coach accused of molesting a 7-year-old
• Gore rolls out tired carbon tax
• White House climate change meeting postponed
• Chicago police issue bulletin on gangs and high-powered weapons
• City logs 200th homicide of the year
• ISIS behead Russian 'spy'
• Putin spikes clouds to make sure it doesn't rain on his parade
• Condi: Don't sanitize history by taking down monuments
• Norman Lear leads n-word chant on podcast
• Surprise! Most Democrats believe 'outside factors' led to Hillary's loss
• Trump team plans to release video of Hillary's concession call
• College asks students to consider whether they have 'pee privilege'
• Why liberals aren't as tolerant as they think
• Man says sleeping with wife's corpse helped him cope

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 8, 2017

• Former acting AG Sally Yates testifies before senate committee
• Yates refuses to say Flynn committed a crime
• Texas guv signs sanctuary city ban
• Legal war over Trump's travel ban continues
• ISIS infiltrates refugee camp
• Expert: Kim Jong-up prepping EMP attack on U.S.
• Global temps plummet
• Scientists: 100-year global cooling on the way
• Trump's EPA head fires panel that rubber-stamped Obama's climate hysteria
• Obama travels to Italy to preach on climate change
• Obama freakin' that Obamacare will be eliminated
• 60% of small businesses want Obamacare repealed
• NY Mag falsely claims rape is a pre-existing condition under AHCA
• Facebook removes accounts in fight against 'fake news'
• Viral video showing girl standing up to Trump is a fake
• Trump effect sending couples to divorce court
• George Will joins BSNBC as contributor
• Universities offer therapy dogs, chocolates to cope with exams
• Butler U. under fire for Trump resistance course
• Stripes could be causing migraines
• Rosie O'Donnell's daughter says Rosie was abusive
• Bill Clinton and James Patterson are co-writing thriller
• Broccoli pill could save your life
• Dancing gorilla performs ballet at zoo
• Black Harvard grads to have segregated ceremony
• Expert of the Day: Bill Moore from HealthCost.com on the difference between the GOP plan and Obamacare

Daily Show Prep - Friday May 5, 2017

• Valentine trolls liberals with fake petition
• Comey avoids testimony on document showing Lynch was protecting Hillary
• Texas' new ban on sanctuary city could put police in jail if they fail to enforce the law
• Trump says 'no' to global cap-and-trade plan
• Fauxcahontas: Obamacare replacement will kill people
• Story that GOP celebrated healthcare vote with boxes of beer was fake news
• Trump Army secretary pick withdraws his name from nomination
• U.S. created 211,000 jobs in April
• FCC launches investigation into Colbert's vile Trump remarks
• 16% of Yale students are in favor of restricting free speech
• FBI report finds officers 'de-policing' as anti-cop hostility becomes 'new norm'
• Rand Paul requests info on whether Obama surveilled him
• NoKo accuses U.S. of assassination attempt
• Bo Dietl was hired by Fox News to dig up dirt on sexual harassment accusers
• Gay Hispanic: I face more discrimination for being Republican
• Model Chrissy Teigen says Trump should pay for her botox because of 'crippling anxiety'
• Liberal behind racist Trump vandalism at church
• ISIS using fake ads on Craigslist to lure victims
• Rape charges dropped against two Maryland illegals
• 'El Chapo' will be tried in U.S. in April 2018
• Pope Francis to appear in feature film for first time in Vatican history
• California to tax space rockets by the mile
• Famous Ferguson protestor takes his own life
• Students protest class focused on Greco-Roman culture because it's too white
• University will pay 100 percent of illegals' expenses
• 77% of black births to single moms
• ABC, CBS, NBC join CNN in banning Trump ad
• Woman faked cancer to steal money
• Judicial Watch sues over records on Obama E-cig regulations
• Porn star's underwater shoot goes wrong when shark takes a bite
• Talking to yourself out loud could indicate higher IQ
• Veteran greyhound trainer accused of giving dogs cocaine
• Guest: David Drucker from Washington Examiner on Ed Gillespie keeping distance from Trump
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Richard Land talks about Trump's Religious Liberties Executive Order

Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 4, 2017

• GOP House passes Obamacare replacement bill
• Pre-existing conditions: Who's covered under this new bill?
• Congress to remove exemption for Congress on healthcare bill
• Dems sing Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye to Republicans
• Senate Republicans say they will not vote on House bill, will write their own
• Loretta Lynch would do anything to protect Hillary from prosecution
• Jailed teacher claims Americans held in NoKo gulag
• Two GOP legislators propose American replacement bill, plus amnesty
• Trump to visit the Pope
• Oil prices plunge below $46 a barrel
• Guns stopped the U of Texas stabber
• Kansas City Catholics sever ties with Girl Scouts
• Man drew swastika on church to frame Trump supporters
• Here we go again: Family thrown off plane after refusing to give up seat
• Man kills neighbor who taught parrot to insult him
• Study: Drinking alcohol makes straight men more sexually fluid
• Princeton hangs signs in gym saying 'Strength is NOT masculine'
• Morning Joe and Mike to tie the knot
• Guest: Wayne Allyn Root on how we fund the wall
• Expert of the Day: David Limbaugh on his latest book, The True Jesus

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday May 3, 2017

• Comey: Hillary's classified e-mail forwarded to Weiner
• Republicans still stuck on healthcare bill
• Trump turns two crucial congressmen
• NSA sought to unmask 1,934 Americans in intelligence reports
• NoKo accuses detained American of trying to overthrow the government
• U.S. commandos set to hit NoKo nuke sites
• China urges its citizens in NoKo to come home
• DOJ will not charge Baton Rouge cops in Alton Sterling death
• Two dead, including gunman, in TX college shooting
• Iran attempts missile launch from sub
• Bannon's planning whiteboard accidentally revealed in photo
• Battle shaping up over Trump's Army secretary pick
• U of Iowa trains white students on their white privilege
• Brigitte Bardot urges fellow Frenchmen not to vote for Macron
• Left more concerned Corbert's attack on Trump was homophobic rather than vile
• #FireCobert Twitter campaign gains steam
• Columnist blasts NRA comparison to ISIS, gets fired
• Star Trek fan's vanity plate gets censored by snowflakes
• Investigation into BernMe Sanders' wife's college widens
• American Airlines cutting more legroom in economy class
• Gluten-free diet increases your risk of heart disease
• Man spends thousands on plastic surgery to turn himself into an elf
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from Red Alert Politics says millennials are finally moving out of mom's basement

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 2, 2017

• House GOP spending bill doesn't advance Trump agenda
• Includes 2,500 more visas for Afghans
• Funds Corporation for Public Broadcasting
• Tea Party Republicans brace for war
• Trump: Government needs to shut down in September if Senate rules don't change
• Republicans still don't have the votes to pass healthcare bill
• GOP congressman suggests people who live healthier lives pay less for health insurance
• CNN rejects Trump 'First 100 Days' ad
• NoKo threatens 'final doom'
• Prepares to test nuke navy
• Hillary says she's not president because of Comey letter
• Jared Kushner didn't disclose bidness ties to Soros
• DNC chairman: 'No human is illegal'
• More than 90 percent of foreign-born federal prisoners are illegal
• State Department issues summer-long travel alert for Europe
• Woman finds note from Chinese prisoner in Walmart purse
• Professor tells student to stop reading the Bible before class
• Wild! Two men brawl on an airplane
• One-eyed horse stands out from competition at Kentucky Derby
• Eagles sue Hotel California
• Woman uses baseball bat to fight off intruder
• Harvard eliminates overdue book fines because it stresses out the students
• Megyn Kelly gets the 9am slot on NBC
• Stephen Hawking: We must leave Earth
• GBLT group at Belmont U upset by campus event promoting biblical sexual ethics
• William Shatner dares push back against feminists
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard says misunderstanding pre-existing conditions is derailing the health care debate

Daily Show Prep - Monday May 1, 2017

• Congressional negotiators reach deal to fund gubmit through September
• May Day protests turn violent
• Lawsuit claims 20 'immigrants' fired for protesting
• NoKo warns of nuclear test 'at any time'
• White House expects vote this week on healthcare bill
• Trump weighs breaking up Wall Street banks
• One person dead, others injured in attack on campus of U. of Texas
• Bill Shine out at Fox News, Suzanne Scott in
• Dems think they know why Hillary really lost
• Ex-Marine and his Canadian girlfriend missing in Belize
• DNC argues in court: We don't owe anyone a fair primary
• NY Times subscribers drop paper after columnist dares suggest that science not settled on climate change
• Heavy snow forced postponement of People's Climate March in Denver
• Newsweek writer may sue more than 90 people for triggering tweets
• 1 in 8 children in California schools has an illegal parent
• 'The Boss' evaded paying income taxes for years
• Hackers hold Netflix hostage
• SpaceX launches top-secret spy satellite
• Aussie Uber driver allegedly told passenger worked for ISIS, wanted to blow up Parliament
• Rebel NC Catholics ordain woman priest
• World's oldest human dies at (allegedly) 146
• Woman sues airline for $850,000 over spilled coffee
• Flashback: The Rock signing to Hillary Clinton
• Expert of the Day: David French from National Review says The Rock is the celebrity we need