Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 2, 2017

• House GOP spending bill doesn't advance Trump agenda
• Includes 2,500 more visas for Afghans
• Funds Corporation for Public Broadcasting
• Tea Party Republicans brace for war
• Trump: Government needs to shut down in September if Senate rules don't change
• Republicans still don't have the votes to pass healthcare bill
• GOP congressman suggests people who live healthier lives pay less for health insurance
• CNN rejects Trump 'First 100 Days' ad
• NoKo threatens 'final doom'
• Prepares to test nuke navy
• Hillary says she's not president because of Comey letter
• Jared Kushner didn't disclose bidness ties to Soros
• DNC chairman: 'No human is illegal'
• More than 90 percent of foreign-born federal prisoners are illegal
• State Department issues summer-long travel alert for Europe
• Woman finds note from Chinese prisoner in Walmart purse
• Professor tells student to stop reading the Bible before class
• Wild! Two men brawl on an airplane
• One-eyed horse stands out from competition at Kentucky Derby
• Eagles sue Hotel California
• Woman uses baseball bat to fight off intruder
• Harvard eliminates overdue book fines because it stresses out the students
• Megyn Kelly gets the 9am slot on NBC
• Stephen Hawking: We must leave Earth
• GBLT group at Belmont U upset by campus event promoting biblical sexual ethics
• William Shatner dares push back against feminists
• Expert of the Day: Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard says misunderstanding pre-existing conditions is derailing the health care debate