Daily Show Prep - Friday May 12, 2017

• Massive ransomware cyber attack hits 74 countries
• Hollywood under attack from hackers, FBI advises paying the ransom
• White House leaking like a colander
• Comey said to be furious
• Declines to testify in front of Senate Intel Committee
• Trump says Comey better hope there are not tapes of their conversations
• Sessions orders return to war on drugs
• ICE arrests more than 1,000 gang members
• Trump launches commission to investigate voter fraud
• Russian fighter jet comes within 20 feet of Navy plane
• NoKo has 'prison full of Westerners' says former captive
• White House Correspondents' Association condemns Trump's tweet
• Bill Gates: Cutting foreign aid makes America less safe
• Crazy lib follows congressman in her car then gets out and threatens him
• Another crazy lib flips out over the Confederate flag
• Racist note that led to protests was fabricated
• Drought levels fall to record lows
• Elon Musk begins digging tunnel under LA
• EPA science advisor resigns in protest
• High school takes back yearbooks because student used 'Build the wall' quote
• Local TN Chamber of Commerce chief defends Last Man Standing
• Former congresswoman used money meant for poor students on lavish parties and trips
• Detroit school to hold 'Muslim girls only' prom
• United evacuates flight after scorpion emerges from passenger's clothing
• Baby name Caitlyn plunges
• Sushi warning as patient found with live worms in gut
• Almost 90 percent of colleges reported zero campus rapes in 2015
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky of RedAlertPolitics.com asks if Tim Allen's show was canceled for being too conservatives