Daily Show Prep - Thursday July 26, 2018

• Paul Ryan against effort to impeach Rosenstein
• Jim Jordan to run for House Speaker
• LWM putting all their hopes in Mikey 'The Rat' Cohen
• 'Significant' witness in Cohen probe revealed
• Ocasio-Cortez says Trump's policy on immigration is similar to ethnic cleansing
• Mad Maxie calls for 'street rage' against Trump
• LA Times asks if Trump resistance goes too far
• Portland to pay unknown costs to clean up Occupy ICE camp
• Iranian general warns Trump 'we will destroy everything you own'
• Twitter 'shadow banning' conservatives again
• Facebook stock tanking, shareholders plot coup against Zuckerberg
• Urban heat island causing heat records, not global warming
• Most Pacific islands are growing rather than shrinking
• Dem congressional candidate wants to tax 'irresponsible breeders'
• Disney to do away with plastic straws
• Muckrakers: NY Times targets Kavanaugh's wife looking for dirt
• Stormy's lawyer is testing the presidential waters in Iowa
• DEA seizes $29,000 in cash from man for no apparent reason
• IRS spent $20mil on debt collectors that only collected $6.7mil
• Wisconsin ordered to pay for gender reassignment because of Obamacare
• Papa John suing Papa John's
• 'Borat' strikes again in small Arizona town
• Artists plot tour in opposition of Trump's immigration policies
• 'Burned-out' millennials are quitting lucrative jobs
• Zoo accused of painting donkeys to look like zebras
• Survey: Average person has just 15 perfect days per year
• Activists demand more social justice in Medieval Studies
• Gross Alert! Woman eats food out of urinal to prove it's cleanliness
• Expert of the Day: Vinnie Vernuccio from the Mackinac Center for Public Policy on the unions skimming Medicaid funds