Daily Show Prep - Monday December 23, 2019

• Police have a suspect in stabbing death of two outside Midtown bar
• Man wanted for questioning has made contact with police
• McConnell not ruling out witnesses in impeachment trial
• Pelosi can hold articles of impeachment forever
• House counsel suggests House could impeach again!
• Rudy: 'If they're investigating me, they're a**holes'
• Saturday was the single biggest day in retail history
• AOC says America is evolving into fascism
• ICE arrests 17 criminal aliens
• Former Hawaii guv calls for Tulsi Gabbard to resign
• Alyssa Milano wants you to join her in a meditative chant to remove Trump from office
• Guv Cuomo won't let federal judges officiate weddings in NY because some were appointed by Trump
• CNN goes nuts over Trump's wind comments
• What's the carbon footprint of a wind turbine?
• Dem candidates bashing each other over high-dollar venues
• Veteran working convenience store shoots and kills robber who assaulted him
• TX resident kills 3 home invaders
• Michigan couple married 70 years dies 20 minutes apart
• Guest: Jerry Minshall about his book 'Runaway Southern Belle'

Daily Show Prep - Friday December 20, 2019

• Italian prosecutors believe Joseph Mifsud is dead
• Durham now investigating Brennan over Steele dossier
• Yield curve is steepening signaling a stronger economy ahead
• U.S. economy receives best ranking in almost 20 years
• Bannon says Trump should have witnesses at impeachment trial
• Biden dismisses Rudy's Ukraine evidence
• Pelosi sends official invitation to Trump to give State of the Union address
• Rumor has it Mark Meadows will become Trump's chief of staff
• Robert De Niro wants someone to rub 'a bag of sh**' in Trump's face
• Former Judge: Amnesty was sneaked into latest spending bill
• NY cracks down on MS-13 gang members, over 200 arrested
• Border Patrol official charged with raping female agent avoided discipline
• Investigation clears cadets of 'white supremacy' at Army-Navy game
• Jesse Waters tells Juan Williams he should apologize to the cadets for accusing them of racism
• Facial recognition is racially biased
• 'Irish skin' is actually a thing
• High schoolers go to school dressed as KKK members
• Study: Half of America will be obese in 10 years
• Fish & Wildlife Service says 'no basis' for report that DJTJ illegally killed wild sheep
• Phil's childhood Christmas album

Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 19, 2019

• Pelosi holds up articles of impeachment until Senate can guarantee a fair trial
• Senate leaving town without a deal on witnesses
• Talk show canceled when host jokes he wished for a school shooting to interrupt the monotony of impeachment
• Trump announces Van Drew will switch to the Republicans
• House passes Trump's USMCA
• Gov. Lee announces we'll accept Syrian refugees
• Gov. Lee's statement on refugees
• Flashback: 'Refugee' turned out to be an ISIS terrorist
• AG Barr focuses on 7 most violent cities
• Surveillance footage from outside Epstein's cell comes up missing
• Ted Cruz uses 'Lobbyist Boondoggle' spending bill as ashtray
• J.K. Rowling faces backlash after backing researcher who refused to recognize crossdresser as a woman
• Iowa man gets 16 years in prison for ripping down a gay pride flag
• British psychotherapist says calling someone a 'nerd' or 'geek' should be a hate crime
• Pierce Brosnan praises Trump
• Chico State professor says college Republican's freedom of speech is 'poison,' wants to protect snowflake students from them
• Senate passes bill banning sale of tobacco to anyone under 21
• Kim Kardashian denies use of 'blackface' on mag cover
• Libs go nuts over Trump's 'disgusting' John Dingell crack
• Scientist carves ginger bread house smaller than a human hair
• Doorbell camera catches man pooping all over front porch
• Study: Most people are environmental snobs

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 18, 2019

• Federal court rules Obamacare individual mandate is unconstitutional
• Sen. Graham wants to call Rudy to the stand
• Says he hopes he knows what he's talking about
• DOJ IG refutes claims that there was no bias motivating FBI spying on Trump campaign
• Brennan claims FISA abuses were by 'overly aggressive' FBI agents 'doing their level best'
• Majority of Americans now oppose impeachment in new Gallup poll
• Gohmert flies hot on Nadler on House floor after he accuses him of spewing 'Russian propaganda'
• Here's the so-called 'Russian propaganda' from the liberal media a year ago showing Ukraine meddled in our election in 2016
• Dem congressman makes case against Trump on House floor in Spanish
• Republican blasts Dem who watched pro golf during impeachment hearing
• Alyssa Milano: 'I'm premenopausal and I'm angry'
• Judge throws out fraud charges against Manafort
• Rand Paul takes stand against bloated defense bill
• Liz Warren backs off on mandated 'Medicare for All'
• Biden has huge lead in new poll
• American taxpayers are funding border walls...in the Middle East
• Millennial investors in Ca. fleeing for low-tax states
• Church leader tries to pay for sex with Arby's card
• FedEx driver shoots and kills robber
• Professors study whether Petraeus affair was justified because his mistress was more attractive than his wife
• Authorities warn of fake kidnapping scams
• Dinosaurs may have been poisoned
• Students posing at Rocky statue in Philly get surprise visit

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 17, 2019

• FISA court demands answers from FBI, saying they were 'misled'
• McConnell says senate trial should not include witnesses
• CNN poll finds more people oppose impeachment than support it
• USA Today poll: Trump beats all Dem opponents
• Trump sends Pelosi a blistering letter
• Jake Tapper says it sounds like a letter written by Kim Jong-un
• Flashback: FBI Director Wray trashes Nunes memo as being inaccurate
• The Washington Post ridiculed it
• Then the IG report vindicated the Nunes memo
• Maine Dem says he'll vote for only one article of impeachment
• Giuliani says he forced out 'corrupt' Ambassador Yovanovitch
• Ukraine Ambassador Bill Taylor stepping down
• Manafort hospitalized with heart issue
• SCOTUS says homeless can overrun a city
• CBS producer sues over pee-picture from boss
• Transgender rejected by gynecology office in trouble for YouTubing with taser
• Man eats Chick-fil-A every day for 114 days to break record

Daily Show Prep - Monday December 16, 2019

• Comey: 'I was wrong' about FBI procedures
• Schumer: Hunter Biden should not testify in impeachment trial
• But wants Mulvaney, Bolton to testify
• Trump defends Rudy's trip to Ukraine
• NJ Dem congressman to switch to Republican
• Dem on House Judiciary's husband got $700,000 from Ukrainian oligarch
• Schiff event shut down by rowdy protesters
• Black support for Trump at highest level in memory
• Yet another stock market record
• Lawsuit: Bloomberg's sexist remarks fostered company culture that degraded women
• Liz Warren piles on
• Illegals line up in NY to get driver's licenses
• Judge shoots down more money for Trump's border wall
• Amazon, Netflix, Starbucks paid zero in income taxes last year
• Officials looking into 'white power' sign at Army-Navy game
• State attorney says videotape of beating by 5 blacks on 1 white not a hate crime
• Hallmark Channel reverses decision on ad featuring lesbian couple
• Mother leaves 3 kids alone on a school bus overnight so she could smoke dope
• Bank employee who stole $88k poses with cash on social media

Daily Show Prep - Friday December 13, 2019

• House Judiciary Committee passes articles of impeachment
• Dem in Pa. district Trump carried plans to vote for impeachment
• Hunter Biden's first drug charge expunged while Joe was advocating jail for drug users
• Fusion GPS blames Russians for Labour Party's loss in UK elections
• CNN contributor: 'Fox News is now a threat to national security'
• Trump halts new China tariffs
• 2020 Dems won't cross picket line to debate
• SCOTUS to hear Trump's tax case
• TN teacher faces backlash over tweet about Civil War
• 11 years ago today Gore predicted the Arctic would be ice-free by 2013
• Two human smugglers convicted of operating stash houses
• Battered woman shoots man in self-defense, goes to jail for not having a permit
• NFL commish says league has 'moved on' from Kaepernick
• Brazilians arrive by the brazilians at border
• Judge rejects DOJ effort to delay House lawsuit against Barr, Ross
• Huge leukaemia drug breakthrough
• Family shows off 141-year-old fruitcake
• Christians demand removal of Netflix parody film that portrays Jesus as gay

Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 12, 2019

• U.S. said to have reached deal in principle on trade with China
• McConnell will move to acquit Trump, not just dismiss the charges, 2 senators say
• Rep. Gohmert names the whistleblower
• CNN's Toobin says 'Trump, in a way, has already won'
• Fox News host Chris Wallace lambastes Trump's 'assault on freedom of the press'
• Trump says Greta Thunberg has 'anger management' issues
• Booger's campaign is on life-support
• Idiot Rep. Tlaib blames 'white supremacy' for NJ shooting but shooters were black
• Boris Johnson's Conservatives win big in UK
• Atheist group forces school to cancel live nativity scene
• Pigeons wearing cowboy hats are roaming Las Vegas
• Man trolls vegan protest by watching while eating KFC wings
• 9-year-old prodigy dismays parents by dropping out of college
• Study suggests exercise labels on food

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 11, 2019

• IG: FBI used intelligence briefing as 'pretext' to investigate Trump and Flynn
• Can't say errors weren't caused by political bias
• Admits he couldn't get answers to crucial questions
• Trump campaign rips into CNN for IG hearing coverage
• Sen. Hawley: 'Collusion was between the DNC and the FBI'
• Schiff's lead investigator insisted in 2018 that Steele dossier was true
• NR: The FBI's corrupt cops
• House debates articles of impeachment
• Socialist Dems tear into moderates for suggesting censure instead of impeachment
• House Dem torched by her constituents for supporting impeachment
• TN lawmaker's bill would require student athletes to compete based on biological sex
• NJ shooting linked to Black Hebrew Israelite movement
• Incredible: Crazy Greta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year
• John Fraud Kerry looks to enlist youth protesters in 'World War Zero' on climate change
• Treasury staffer quits after being implicated in college admissions scandal
• Former NBA player fined in China for not looking at the Chinese flag during anthem
• Boy wears Trump yarmulke to White House signing event
• Parents upset over L.O.L. Surprise! dolls that have vaginas AND testicles
• Guest: Ollie North talks impeachment and his new book, The Rifleman

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 10, 2019

• Dershowitz: Articles of impeachment don't meet constitutional standards
• 31 Trump district Dems will decide impeachment
• Barr blasts 'bogus narrative'
• Can't believe the FBI didn't just go to the Trump campaign
• IG report reveals Steele dossier was a joke
• Lisa Page sues FBI, DOJ over release of text messages
• Comey lied in Fox News interview about not knowing who funded Steele dossier
• Poll: Trump leads all 2020 Dems in Michigan
• Poll: Biden leads Dem field, Warren drops to third
• Anvil Joe blames staff for not telling him his son's Ukraine job was a conflict of interests
• Dems get to 'yes' on USMCA
• Clinton-appointed judge blocks Trump from using military funds for border wall
• Star Wars actress: Every sane person has a problem with Trump
• Multiple deaths in NJ shootout
• Student says teacher pulled off her 'Women for Trump' pin
• Brazilian president calls Greta Thunberg a 'brat'
• 11 Chinese illegals found hiding in furniture at border
• Company surprises employees with $10 million in bonuses
• Body builder proposes to sex doll after getting it plastic surgery
• Merriam-Webster selects 'they' as their word of the year
• Man who ate $120,000 banana art display say he's not sorry

Daily Show Prep - Monday December 9, 2019

• Phil Valentine's global warming documentary now available for free
• IG report says FBI withheld critical information from FISA court, but it wasn't politically motivated
• Not politically motivated? Read Kevin Clinesmith's text messages
• More details from John Solomon
• 51 violations, 9 false statements
• FBI lawyer doctored e-mail to frame Carter Page
• John Durham's investigators do not agree with IG conclusion
• Barr slams FBI
• FBI terminated Stefan Halper for cause in 2011
• IG report reveals Comey briefed Obama of investigation into Trump campaign
• Cruz says Trump has authority to investigate corruption in Ukraine
• Rep. Green says Trump's impeachment is necessary to deal with slavery
• Nunes says it's 'sickening' that Schiff obtained his phone records
• Pensacola under cyber attack
• Shooter bought gun legally in FL because of loophole in gun law
• House ethics committee finds 'substantial' evidence of financial misuse by Duncan Hunter, Jr.
• Ca. church nativity scene depicts Jesus, Joseph, and Mary in cages
• Walmart apologizes for coke-themed 'Let it Snow' sweater

Daily Show Prep - Friday December 6, 2019

• Rep. Gaetz calls shooting at Pensacola Naval Air Station 'act of terrorism'
• 4 dead, multiple wounded
• Great job numbers for November
• Cramer: Love him or hate Trump, these are the best job numbers of our lives
• One in four Dems approve of job Trump's doing
• Giuliani arrives in Ukraine to investigate Bidens
• White House won't participate in House impeachment inquiry
• Why Nunes's phone logs aren't a smoking gun
• Al Green says Trump could be impeached more than once
• Hunter Biden will have to reveal how much he made from Burisma
• Family of escaped teen accused of helping him on the run
• 20 percent of federal judges have been picked by Trump
• Twitter employee has been harassing conservative activist Andy Ngo
• Desjarlais supports Trump's food stamps rule
• AOC says she and her family might have starved if Trump's food stamps rule had been in force when they were on them
• Support for Warren takes a nosedive
• Anvil Joe wants tax hikes twice as big as those proposed by Hillary
• Biden still leads the pack by 12 points
• Jury finds Elon Musk didn't defame cave explorer with 'pedo guy' tweet
• Duncan Hunter to resign from Congress after pleading guilty to stealing campaign money
• Most popular Bible verse of 2019
• New charges for Antifa members who harassed woman with walker
• Muhammad makes top 10 list of baby names in U.S. for first time
• Woman attacked boyfriend with fake tree
• Trans activists rage at Olympia city council

Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 5, 2019

• Pelosi directs House to proceed with articles of impeachment
• Then has meltdown when asked if she hates the president
• Jonathan Turley got death threats while he was testifying
• Anvil Joe snaps in Iowa
• BernMe tops new poll, Biden and Warren drop
• Warren says Kamala would be on her VP short list
• Buttigieg condemns white Black Lives Matter activist who started fight at event
• Trump asks SCOTUS to void House subpoena for financial records
• Pearl Harbor shooter identified
• Steve Moore: It's a blowout Trump economy
• Pa. Dem charged with stealing over $500,000 from mental illness charity
• TN man charged with murder over lawn mowing feud
• Woman who peed on potatoes at Walmart gets slap on the wrist
• Two NC towns cancel Christmas parades over Confederate floats
• German rapper has half his skull removed after explosion at homemade drug lab
• Eel powers aquarium's Christmas tree
• Book Phil was talking about: The Plot Against the President by Lee Smith

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 4, 2019

• Key Mueller witness charged with funneling millions to Hillary's campaign
• And check out the HuffPo misleading headline
• Biden says he will not appear at impeachment trial
• Dem impeachment 'Barron' joke backfires
• Melania goes off
• Turley: We're all mad
• Rep. Al Green blasts Judiciary for lack of diversity in witnesses
• Impeachment supporter retiring from the House
• Schiff hired whistleblower's colleague day after Ukraine call
• Schiff releases personal phone records of Nunes, Giuliani without explanation
• Dan Bongino launches competition to Drudge Report
• Study: 45 percent of colleges get a 'red light' in free speech
• Lisa Page's 'oconus lures' text message scrutinized
• House passes anti-robocall bill
• WNBA team owner tapped for vacant Ga. senate seat
• FBI may have failed to complete hundreds of thousands of gun background checks
• Snowflakes are triggered by Peloton ad
• Cops seek public's help in apprehending 'Pot Head'
• Pablo Escobar's brother releases new foldable smartphone
• Drivers set new 'Cannonball Run' record

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 3, 2019

• Barr rejects key finding in IG report
• Schiff releases Dem's impeachment report
• Report lists no crimes except witness intimidation through Twitter
• Schiff now accusing Nunes of being 'complicit' on Ukraine scheme
• Nunes sues CNN over false report of meeting with Ukrainian prosecutor
• Fake news media say Nunes conspired with John Solomon to fabricate Ukraine narrative
• Trump floats taking impeachment case to SCOTUS
• Romney sees no evidence of Ukrainian meddling in 2016 election
• Kamala's campaign is toast
• Trump campaign mocks Kamala
• Cyber Monday sets new records
• FBI offers $5 million reward for highest-ranking terrorist
• Good guy with a gun stops school shooter
• TX man who produced porn videos of himself abusing toddlers gets 60 years
• WashPo rips on Melania's Christmas coat
• Willie Nelson says he's stopped smoking pot because of health issues

Daily Show Prep - Monday December 2, 2019

• Ukraine's Zelensky: No quid pro quo
• Daily Beast turns former FBI lawyer Lisa Page into a Trump victim
• Trump slams her again
• Hillary accuses senator of 'parroting Russian propaganda'
• Giuliani says lawyers tell him he should sue Fox News and Steve Hilton over on-air comments
• Third poll shows a third of minorities support Trump
• Trump campaign revokes credentials of Bloomberg reporters over network's decision not to investigate 2020 Dem candidates
• Newsweek fires reporter for fake news article on Trump's Thanksgiving plans
• Trump proposes retaliatory tax against France for their digital services tax
• Biden on 'No Malarkey' tour
• Buttigieg nods in agreement with statement that we stole land from Mexicans
• Million could lose food stamps under new Trump proposal
• Tax the poor so they'll live longer, says Bloomberg in resurfaced video
• Crazy dirt person suggests climate alarmists use 'climate meltdown'
• Greta Thunberg's skipper flies from UK to U.S. to captain her yacht to Spain, wiping out all of her CO2 emissions savings
• Satire: New 'Greta on the Shelf' doll
• Pelosi and House Dems spew CO2 to Spain to assure UN 'we're still in' to fight global warming
• More global warming: Storm to bring 20 inches of snow to Northeast
• New state laws could cost the Catholic Church $4 billion
• ICE places detainer on man charged with murder
• ICE arrests Mexican national with pending manslaughter, gang assault charges
• Amazon retailer pulls Auschwitz Christmas ornaments
• Actor Mark Ruffalo says capitalism is killing us...and he's worth $30 million
• George Conway quote-tweets Kellyanne on Trump
• Billy Dee Williams is gender fluid

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 27, 2019

• Trump to designate drug cartels as terrorist groups
• DOJ watchdog expected to criticize FBI for excluding 'game changer' material from FISA app
• 'Anonymous' author says Trump will hear from him/her/ze before the election
• White House official sues NY Times for allegedly colluding with Schiff
• Ambassador Sondland accused of sexual misconduct by 3 women
• Liz Warren drops like a rock in new poll
• Baby Trump balloon back after getting knifed
• Trump-Rocky photo explodes on social media
• Now all of a sudden Rudy cutting deals in Ukraine is sinister
• Twitter allows pedophiles to discuss attraction to minors
• Birth rates in U.S. lowest in three decades
• Students bash Thanksgiving as a celebration of genocide
• Woman suing Hunter Biden in paternity suit was stripper he met at strip club
• Jeremy Clarkson of 'The Grand Tour' says Greta Thunberg is an 'idiot'
• 'Model' who got illegal butt injections may have to have it amputated
• Love the headline: 'Police find deceased Utah woman's husband in freezer, foul play suspected'
• What's this 'OK, Boomer' about?
• George Washington's Thanksgiving Proclamation

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 26, 2019

• Poll: More blacks oppose impeachment than support it
• House Judiciary will decide on impeachment
• Christopher Steele distributed other dossier reports
• Putin foes says FusionGPS was agent for Russia while helping Hillary
• Trump puts Kushner in charge of overseeing wall construction
• Obama said he would speak up to prevent BernMe from getting the nomination
• Dallas Fed president says fourth quarter is weak
• 'Slow-moving blob' put White House on lockdown
• Court witness testified Rep. Omar is a Qatari asset funneling intel to Iran
• Global warming: Denver flights canceled due to heavy snow
• Papa John warns of 'day of reckoning'
• 2019 could break firearm background check record
• Angry DNC official asks Fox News anchor why Tucker Carlson still has a job
• Girl Scouts remind parents their daughters don't owe anybody a hug this holiday season
• Mostly Muslim protesters banned from protesting GBLT curriculum in UK
• 'Triggered' NY Post writer doesn't like Christmas gun ad
• JonBenét Ramsey photographer jailed on child porn charges
• Finger test can reveal if you have lung cancer
• Doctors remove man's 16-pound kidney

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 25, 2019

• House Dems are drafting impeachment report
• WashPo reporter says Dems are getting cold feet
• FISA alterations could pose big trouble for FBI
• Graham won't be intimidated into doing nothing on the Biden issue
• Mexican President urges Pelosi to pass USMCA
• SCOTUS allows climate scientist's defamation lawsuit against National Review to go forward
• Hero dog visits the White House
• Joy Behar blasts Facebook for not blocking Trump
• Defense secretary says Trump ordered him to allow Navy SEAL to keep elite status
• Donald Trump signs bill making animal cruelty a felony
• School board fires doctor after he says girl doesn't belong on boys wrestling team
• Andy Ngo suspended by Twitter for responding to Chelsea Clinton
• McDonald's agrees to $26 million settlement in lawsuit
• NY bans foie gras
• Creepy: Stranger hacks baby monitor, tells little girl 'I love you'
• NASA finds sugar molecules in meteorites

Daily Show Prep - Friday November 22, 2019

• FBI agent under investigation by DOJ is Kevin Clinesmith
• Trump wants impeachment trial so he can clear his name
• Judge Nap erroneously claims impeachment is a political process, not a legal one
• Fiona Hill says any criticism of George Soros is antisemitic
• Sen. Graham officially opens investigation into Biden and Ukraine
• Requests State Department hand over documents on Biden and Ukraine
• And Anvil Joe is mad
• Hunter's investment firm got $130 million in bailout loans while Joe was VP
• Trump predicts 'historic' conclusions from DOJ IG report
• Obama's doctor thinks Trump has 'neurological issues'
• Liz Warren pushes reparations...again
• Rep. Tlaib wants to get rid of Trump's 'opportunity zones' for distressed areas
• NY Times fashion critic: Hillary looked presidential in white, Tulsi looks cultish
• Judge allows teen's lawsuit against NBC to proceed
• IU says professor's views are 'racist, sexist, and homophobic' but he won't be fired
• Prince Andrew kicked out of Buckingham Palace over his Epstein relationship
• Atheist group files complaint after Kanye holds surprise worship service in jail
• Crazy leftist trying to disrupt college Republicans comes unglued

Daily Show Prep - Thursday November 21, 2019

• FBI official under criminal investigation after allegedly altering document in Russia probe
• Two Days Ago: Peter Strzok accused of committing 'security violations'
• Impeachment witness says it's a 'fictional narrative' to believe Ukraine interfered in our election
• Flashback: Ukraine convicted two officials of interfering in our election
• Dem's witness testifies that Obama withheld weapons from Ukraine for political reasons
• Fredo calls his mom live on CNN to prove Trump wrong and it backfires
• Rob Reiner still on the 'Putin's puppet' narrative
• Ca. Supreme Court shoots down new law requiring prez candidates to turn over tax returns
• Man wanted for murder in Mexico deported by ICE
• Teen who posted 'slave for sale' Craigslist ad charged with hate crime
• Government report shows DNC $7 million in debt, RNC flush with cash
• NJ cops must now conduct body searches based on gender identity
• High school transgenders get 'unrestricted' access to girls' locker room
• Lyft pulling scooters out of Nashville, other cities
• Trump administration launches initiative to keep plastic waste out of oceans
• McCatchy newspaper chain nears bankruptcy
• NYC councilman who dresses as Captain America gets cease-and-desist from Marvel
• Eye Roll: Coldplay won't tour to promote new album in order to save the planet
• Guest: Author Doug Wead about his upcoming book 'Inside Trump's Whitehouse'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday November 20, 2019

• Sondland's 'bombshell' turns out to be just his 'presumption'
• Republicans intend to subpoena whistleblower, Hunter Biden
• Voters getting antsy about impeachment hearings
• Rep. Stefanik continues to seize the spotlight
• Ukraine widens investigation of Burisma founder
• Andrew McCarthy: GOP needs to embrace quid pro quo
• Prince Andrew steps down from his duties amid Epstein scandal
• DNA test shows Hunter Biden is baby daddy of Arkansas kid
• Poll: Trump leads all Dems in WI
• Mother kills 3 infant sons after worrying they'd grow up to abuse women
• Shocker: Union boss expelled from UAW amid accusations of bribery, misuse of union funds
• Former Baltimore mayor charged with wire fraud, tax evasion
• Millennials say Secret Santa causes too much anxiety
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the impeachment circus
• Pre-order Eddie's book, Privileged Victims

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday November 19, 2019

• Schiff aide was White House friend of whistleblower
• Arrogant colonel bristles at congressman calling him 'mister'
• Mister Vindman took it upon himself to contradict Trump to Zelensky on U.S. policy
• Vindman discussed call with anonymous intel official but claims he doesn't know whistleblower
• Army stands ready to move Vindman to secure location if his life is in danger
• Volker now says it was wrong of him to push investigation of Burisma
• Says he rejected Biden 'conspiracy theory'
• Rep. Stefanik gets witnesses to admit Hunter Biden's job created conflict of interest
• Major Garrett blasts Nunes blasting media as 'puppets of the Democratic Party'
• Poll: Support for impeachment among independents drops 10 points
• Border Patrol agents catch convicted murderers trying to enter the country
• Meanwhile, Dem congressman claims breaking into the country isn't a crime
• Border Patrol nabs teen using remote control car to smuggle meth
• Senate passes resolution supporting Hong Kong
• Ben Carson accuses Mad Maxine of hypocrisy on homelessness
• 120-year-old photo sparks Greta Thunburg conspiracy theory
• S. Dakota launches anti-drug campaign: 'Meth. We're on it.'
• Rep. Swalwell denies 'Fartgate'

Daily Show Prep - Monday November 18, 2019

• Sen. Graham announces date for DOJ IG testimony on FISA abuse
• Trump says he will 'strongly consider' testifying in impeachment inquiry
• SCOTUS temporarily blocks House subpoena of Trump's financials
• Ambassador Yovanovitch admits Obama team prepped her on Hunter Biden question
• State Dept. aide confirms he heard Trump on call discussing investigation
• John Solomon says Schiff's witnesses have confirmed the major points of his Hill columns
• White House official sues Adam Schiff and Politico
• Carl Bernstein claims GOP senators are 'deeply disturbed' that Trump may be serving Putin
• Congresswoman faces media double standard
• Chick-fil-A to stop donations to charities with anti-GBLT views
• Trump makes unscheduled trip to hospital
• Unconfirmed source says Trump went to hospital over poisoning fear 
• Stephen A. Smith blasts Kaepernick's publicity stunt
• Titans were one of 8 chump teams that took the Kaepernick bait
• Blasey Ford receives ACLU courage award
• Woman who threw drink at Rep. Matt Gaetz gets 15 days in jail
• Two chemistry professors accused of making meth at school