Daily Show Prep - Monday December 2, 2019

• Ukraine's Zelensky: No quid pro quo
• Daily Beast turns former FBI lawyer Lisa Page into a Trump victim
• Trump slams her again
• Hillary accuses senator of 'parroting Russian propaganda'
• Giuliani says lawyers tell him he should sue Fox News and Steve Hilton over on-air comments
• Third poll shows a third of minorities support Trump
• Trump campaign revokes credentials of Bloomberg reporters over network's decision not to investigate 2020 Dem candidates
• Newsweek fires reporter for fake news article on Trump's Thanksgiving plans
• Trump proposes retaliatory tax against France for their digital services tax
• Biden on 'No Malarkey' tour
• Buttigieg nods in agreement with statement that we stole land from Mexicans
• Million could lose food stamps under new Trump proposal
• Tax the poor so they'll live longer, says Bloomberg in resurfaced video
• Crazy dirt person suggests climate alarmists use 'climate meltdown'
• Greta Thunberg's skipper flies from UK to U.S. to captain her yacht to Spain, wiping out all of her CO2 emissions savings
• Satire: New 'Greta on the Shelf' doll
• Pelosi and House Dems spew CO2 to Spain to assure UN 'we're still in' to fight global warming
• More global warming: Storm to bring 20 inches of snow to Northeast
• New state laws could cost the Catholic Church $4 billion
• ICE places detainer on man charged with murder
• ICE arrests Mexican national with pending manslaughter, gang assault charges
• Amazon retailer pulls Auschwitz Christmas ornaments
• Actor Mark Ruffalo says capitalism is killing us...and he's worth $30 million
• George Conway quote-tweets Kellyanne on Trump
• Billy Dee Williams is gender fluid