Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 12, 2019

• U.S. said to have reached deal in principle on trade with China
• McConnell will move to acquit Trump, not just dismiss the charges, 2 senators say
• Rep. Gohmert names the whistleblower
• CNN's Toobin says 'Trump, in a way, has already won'
• Fox News host Chris Wallace lambastes Trump's 'assault on freedom of the press'
• Trump says Greta Thunberg has 'anger management' issues
• Booger's campaign is on life-support
• Idiot Rep. Tlaib blames 'white supremacy' for NJ shooting but shooters were black
• Boris Johnson's Conservatives win big in UK
• Atheist group forces school to cancel live nativity scene
• Pigeons wearing cowboy hats are roaming Las Vegas
• Man trolls vegan protest by watching while eating KFC wings
• 9-year-old prodigy dismays parents by dropping out of college
• Study suggests exercise labels on food