Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 1, 2019

• AOC lied about drinking out of toilet story
• Biden stumbles
• Liberals outraged over Biden's 'Go easy on me, kid' greeting to Kamala
• Tulsi Gabbard most searched during debate
• Don the Lemon devotes two nights to depicting Trump and his voters as racists
• Flashback: Gillibrand sleeps with two guns under her bed
• Poll: Less than half of students say U.S. is most powerful country
• And then there's this: College student rank Obama as best president, Washington and Lincoln not even close
• Advertising company pulls anti-Squad billboard because some say it incited violence 
• Meanwhile, man beaten by pack of teens for wearing MAGA hat
• Study: The reason there are so many white robots is because of racism
• Dem support for impeachment drops after Mueller testimony
• Comey will not be prosecuted for leaking his memos
• Rat photo-bombs reporter in Baltimore while she says Trump should come see for himself
• Smugglers try to sell Mexican boy for $2,500
• Chinese warship slams into Taiwanese freighter
• World's first human-monkey hybrid grown in Chinese lab
• FBI document warns conspiracy theories are new domestic terrorism threat
• Pentagon develops lasers that beam messages into your head
• Health officials shut down 11-year-old's lemonade stand
• Dark chocolate lowers risk of depression
• Heckler attacks comedian on stage
• Hollywood producer and his 'humble quest to live forever'
• Golf star accused of sexually assaulting passenger, urinating in aisle on flight from Nashville to London
• Red Sox player shatters dugout TVs after rough start