Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 21, 2019

• Trump officials unveil rule allowing indefinite illegal alien detention
• Meanwhile, IL enacts a law forcing landlords to rent to illegals
• DC mayor blocks Trump's plan for unaccompanied minors shelter
• Trump cancels student debt for disabled vets
• Japan says NoKo has miniaturized nukes
• LWM go off on Trump calling himself 'the chosen one' when it comes to China
• And over his comment on Jews being disloyal to Israel for voting Democrat
• Republican Jewish group says Trump's right
• Dolphins owner forced off NFL's social justice committee after hosting Trump fundraiser
• Nashville council votes to keep scooters
• Are dirt people setting fires in the Amazon?
• Sen. Graham will advise AG Barr on rollout of Russia/Trump documents
• Biden recalls MLK, Bobby Kennedy assassinations in 'late '70s'
• Elizabeth Warren confronted with her Republican past
• Illegal alien suffocates 74-year-old woman who gave him shelter
• Internal Facebook investigation found 'concerns' regarding treatment of conservatives
• Facebook pulls Trump ads
• AOC calls Electoral College a 'scam'
• Court rules Electoral College electors can vote for whomever they want
• CNN personality's bodyguard charged with assaulting a journalist
• Witness confirms Don Lemon sexual assault
• Blood test predicts whether you'll die in the next ten years
• Fake news can lead to false memories
• Area 51 events prompt emergency crowd planning
• Foul play unlikely in death of National Enquirer whistleblower
• Trump calls Danish PM 'nasty' after she rebukes him on buying Greenland
• Ca. cops arrest man trying to fix flat tire with Band-Aids
• Teacher to transgender student: 'I will not refer to you with female pronouns'
• Highest-paid actors of 2019
• USDA says don't wash your poultry before cooking
• Topless doll mistaken for unconscious woman
• UCLA study says nothing to support 'crazy cat lady' stereotype
• After drag queen story hour controversy, library board divided on allowing sex offenders to give presentations
• Guest: Jenny Beth Martin, co-founder of Tea Party Patriots, on Rand Paul's comments that the 'Tea Party is no more' after Congress passes runaway spending bill