Daily Show Prep - Monday September 30, 2019

• CBS Poll: Majority support impeachment inquiry
• Fake News: CBS tweeted fake story about whistleblower getting 'federal protection'
• House Dems subpoena Rudy
• Dems demand Barr testify
• De Niro goes off on Trump
• Russia says their approval is needed to release Trump/Putin calls
• AG Barr asked Trump to call world leaders to help with his investigation, DOJ says
• Judge Nap falsely claims Trump asked Ukrainian president 'a favor' to investigate Biden
• White advisor Stephen Miller says Trump is the whistleblower
• Hunter Biden arranged meeting between Chinese business partner and Anvil Joe
• Timeline of Joe and Hunter Biden's business dealings
• Record snow, cold hit Rockies
• Youth climate activists stage sit-in at new Nashville mayor's office
• Wikipedia page falsely says Rep. Jim Jordon is NAMBLA founder
• Prince Harry says we need to end human greed
• GOP congressman resigns day before he'll plead guilty to insider trading
• Activists wonder why Dem donor wasn't arrested sooner
• Ca. to let college athletes sign endorsement deals
• Meanwhile, Ca. is overrun by homeless
• Univision urges viewers to go meatless
• NASA chief scientist thinks public can handle news that there might be life on Mars
• People reporting collisions with Tesla's 'smart summon' feature
• British employees are sabotaging robots over work replacement fears
• Official who dreamed up straw restriction says smoothie drinkers don't need straws

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 27, 2019

• Once-secret documents indicate Biden is lying about Ukrainian prosecutor
• U.S. envoy to Ukraine who was at odds with Rudy Giuliani resigns
• Rudy: 'I'll be the hero'
• Rep. Andy Biggs introduces motion to censure Adam Schiffless
• Bill Clinton signed treaty with Ukraine on cooperation for prosecuting crimes
• Impeachment could come by end of October
• Tulsi Gabbard changes her mind on impeachment
• But so does Gov. Cuomo
• FNC's Chris Wallace on impeachment: 'There is something there'
• Kamala wants to impeach Kavanaugh
• Paul RINO wants Fox News to break up with Trump
• Byron York: 8 keys to upcoming impeachment fight
• U.S. Attorney John Durham investigating Ukrainian meddling in 2016 election
• Federal judge blocks Trump administration from detaining illegal children indefinitely
• Former Acting ICE Director Homan gives it to committee chairman
• Green clothes washers promote bacteria growth
• New book on Pence trying to kiss his wife on Election Night: 'You got what you wanted, Mike. Leave me alone.'
• Des Moines Register reporter who exposed man's racist tweets fired for...racist tweets
• Openly gay radio host accused of tweeting homophobic tweet to himself
• Man shoots girlfriend in the head but doesn't tell her, she finally goes to doctor

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 26, 2019

• NY Times, WashPo deceptively alter Ukraine call transcript
• CNN cut 540 words to frame Trump
• News outlets edit out Crowdstrike reference in transcript
• Adam Schiff performs fake conversation between Trump and Ukrainian president
• Shoot the messenger: Pelosi says DNI broke the law
• Chris Cuomo says Biden's quid pro quo was not for personal gain
• Biden is now a victim of his own potential corruption
• Liz Warren stumbles when asked about Biden and Ukraine
• Judicial Watch sues for Biden's Ukraine records
• Dem senators pressured Ukraine to investigate Trump in 2018!
• 'Whistleblower' is CIA officer
• Giuliani bites back at 'whistleblower'
• Carl Bernstein says AG Barr preparing to push 'deep state' conspiracy to protect Trump
• Acting ICE director says 'sanctuary cities' threaten public safety
• Climate worship is nothing more than rebranded paganism
• Greta borrows Arnold's electric car
• Historic blizzard forecast to strike Rockies
• EPA says Ca.'s homeless problem is polluting water
• Canada's Green Party admits it altered photo of leader to remove 'single-use cup'
• Kid who was sucker-punched by bullies dies
• ADL decides 'OK' hand gesture is a symbol of white supremacism
• FL middle school lesson labels Trump 'idiot'
• SC GOP guv accused of violating Constitution by leading prayer
• Your Amazon Alexa can sound like Samuel L. Jackson
• Guest: Roy Beck from NumbersUSA on illegal immigration
• Roy Beck video: World Poverty, Immigration, and Gumballs
• Guest: Richard Valdemar, International Gang expert and the book he referenced on the show

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 25, 2019

• DOJ: Trump didn't break the law in call to Ukrainian president
• Read the transcript of the phone call
• Amazingly, some Republicans see something wrong with the call
• Meanwhile, Trump makes new trade agreement with Japan
• Illegals continue to overwhelm the border
• Liz Warren passes Biden in national poll
• Assange's father: They're murdering my son
• Mass. bans e-cigs
• Delta defiant about not letting pit bulls on planes
• Tesla police car runs out of juice during pursuit
• Guest: Michelle Malkin's book, 'Open Borders Inc.'
• Guest: Ann Coulter talks impeachment and 'The Phone call'
• Guest: Alveda King talks illegal immigration and morality
• Guest: Mark Kirkorian from Center for Immigration Studies talks illegal immigration
• Guest: Diamond & Silk talk about...everything!

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 24, 2019

• Pelosi launches impeachment....inquiry
• Trump calls it 'presidential harassment'
• Trump authorizes the release of phone transcript with Ukrainian president
• More Dems line up for impeachment
• 'Whistleblower' wants to speak to House Intel committee
• Attorney for 'whistleblower' worked for Hillary, Schumer
• RNC calls on Biden to release his Ukraine calls
• Mich. Dem charged with 6 felony counts of voter fraud for altering absentee ballots
• How Greta could backfire on the dirt people
• Trump mocks Greta
• 5 things you need to know about Greta
• BernMe tries to outdo Warren on wealth tax
• Walrus defending her cubs sank Russian ship in Arctic
• Netflix stock goes negative for the year
• Complaint filed against high school football coach for leading prayer
• 5-year-old with autism punished for hugging classmate
• Aurora shooting victims' families demand Warner Bros. help curb gun violence ahead of 'Joker' release
• San Fran residents use boulders to deter homeless camps

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 23, 2019

• Trump admits he discussed Biden with Ukrainian president
• Reacts to 'fake news' on Ukraine phone call
• Biden says he never discussed his son's Ukraine business with him, Hunter says he did
• Law firm who arranged Hunter Biden's cushy job also hired Fusion GPS
• Romney carries Dems water on Ukraine
• Weld accuses Trump of treason
• The story behind Biden's son and Ukraine (with the usual left-wing media slant)
• FBI arrests soldier who talked of bombing American news networks
• College students believe the world will end in 12 years because of climate change
• Teen climate activist is freaking kids out
• Pimping Greta is child abuse
• Radiohead front man admits he's a hypocrite on climate change
• The unbearable whiteness of the climate protest
• One of UK's top lawyers wants crime of 'ecocide,' punish people who eat meat
• Conservative activists clean out 50 tons of trash from LA homeless camp
• Jim Acosta: America a 'vicious, nasty country'
• Trump announces religious freedom initiatives during UN speech
• Maine hits record low unemployment
• MN man who joined ISIS says he's sorry, wants to come home
• Chinese activist: I feel like socialism has followed me to the U.S.
• GM strike enters second week
• Trump says he'd get Nobel Peace Prize 'if they gave it out fairly'
• Tlaib upset Pence brought motorcade to island that bans cars
• Mikey the Rat Cohen treated like celebrity in prison
• Half-million travelers stranded as world's oldest travel company collapses
• Dad jumps in front of train with 5-year-old daughter; he's toast, she lives
• Camel sits on woman so she bites its testicles
• German court rules hangovers are an 'illness'
• Emmy's show wrong picture of André Previn in memorial segment, man they showed is still alive

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 13, 2019

• China to exempt pork and soybeans from further tariffs
• Mayor-elect Cooper says Nashville will not be a sanctuary city
• GOP state lawmaker tweets 'my AR is ready for you' after Beto promises to take them
• Dem senator laments Beto's promise to confiscate guns
• NASCAR bans certain firearms ads
• Yang wears flag pin on 'wrong' lapel
• Horowitz finalizing Russia FISA abuse report
• Feds finalize plans to open ANWR to oil drilling
• Eddie Money dead at 70
• Felicity Huffman sentenced to two weeks in jail
• Jay-Z takes heat over 'fatherless' community comments
• Assange to stay in jail over flee fears
• Eye roll: Singer Sam Smith changes gender pronouns to 'they/them'
• Tim Tebow doesn't agree with paying college athletes
• A third of families sit in silence while eating dinner together
• Former NFL player charged with racial hoax
• Porn site submits naming rights bid for Miami Heat arena
• Man brings emotional support clown to meeting
• Guest: Todd Starnes on having his book banned

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 12, 2019

• U.S. attorney recommends bringing charges against Andrew McCabe
• GOP lawmakers applaud DOJ's decision
• Dems move closer to impeachment
• U.S. now beats Saudi Arabia in oil exports
• 'Rebel' Saudi women shuns obligatory abaya robe
• Atheist organization says baptisms on TN football field are 'unconstitutional'
• Judge says Charlottesville Confederate statues must stay
• Israel accused of planting spy devices near White House
• Rand Paul, Liz Cheney in Twitter feud
• Climate change activists suspend themselves from Houston bridge
• Va. lt. guv files $400 million lawsuit against CBS
• Government is 'silently monitoring' snake-like UFOs
• Creator of 3D-printed gun gets probation in sexual assault case
• Swedish rapper calls for white folks to be shot, taken as slaves
• Teens anxious and depressed after 3 hours a day on social media
• Ca.'s law to help Uber drivers may backfire
• Marianne Williamson says conservatives are nicer to her than liberals
• Lovers of Modena skeletons holding hands were both males
• Sumner county community fights eminent domain
• Now there's 'Ms. Monopoly'
• 'Tolerant' transgender coffee shop kicks woman out for being conservative
• Popeyes is playing America with their chicken sandwich promotion
• Powerful new electric eel discovered
• Fourth-grader bullied for making his own UT shirt gets full scholarship
• Guest: Republican Bill Hagerty running for Lamar Alexander's senate seat

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 11, 2019

• TN state officials concerned over Briley's executive order
• Al-Qaida has a message for the West on the anniversary of 9/11
• GOP holds NC congressional seat
• And wins second seat in NC
• SCOTUS temporarily allows Trump's asylum rule
• John Brennan accused of being the 'father of all leaks' about Kremlin informant
• Mass stabbing in Tallahassee
• Newsroom jobs slashed, newspapers last choice for news
• Feds probe Amazon's market dominance
• AOC wants every Republican to go on record about impeachment
• Father helps thwart possible mass shooting by calling cops on mentally ill son
• Liberty's Falwell says he's the target of 'attempted coup'
• Ted Cruz and Alyssa Milano meet on guns
• Gay Jewish man harassed over pink yarmulke
• DNA company tampered with results, former employees say
• London aquarium to raise 'genderless' penguin
• Man accused of doing doughnuts on Trump golf course
• Man crashes bulldozer into house
• Guest: Comedian Jeff Allen on his 'The America I Grew Up In' tour

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 10, 2019

• Trump fires Bolton
• TN Speaker calls on Mayor Briley to follow the law
• PolitiFact butchers fact check on Trump's comments about Va. guv and abortion
• No one shows for DC 'Impeach Donald Trump' protest
• Black man says friends tell him he shouldn't wear MAGA hat
• NRA sues San Fran over terrorist declaration
• Failing newspapers turn to Congress for help
• Comedian testifies before Congress on student loans
• NR: China may cry 'uncle' sooner rather than later
• Most Americans support mental health screenings to buy a gun
• America's first gay bank gets green light
• Algorithm can predict when a worker is about to quit
• Ca. bans schools from suspending disruptive students
• Moody's downgrades Ford to junk status
• Muslims slice the heads of children in bizarre ritual
• Reagan's would-be assassin wants to get into the music business

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 9, 2019

• Former Metro councilman sues Mayor Briley over ICE executive order
• Trump cancels peace talks with Taliban
• U.S. extracted spy from Russia in 2017
• Almost every state in the union is suing Google
• Trump vows to release report on finances before 2020 election
• Middle Ages diseases reemerging in parts of U.S.
• Climate warriors stuck in polar ice, had to be rescued
• Giants fan threatens to shoot up Gillette Stadium over signing of Antonio Brown
• Conservative network sues Madcow, BSNBC
• Amazon facing strike over its inaction on 'climate change'
• Underwear controversy stalls trial of Chinese woman accused of trespassing at Mar-a-Lago
• British Airways grounds almost all flights due to pilot strike
• Sarah Palin's husband files for divorce
• Mutant calf born with 'human face'
• Sweden rejects 'TRUMP' vanity plate calling it offensive
• Valerie Plame's congressional TV ad
• Guest: Author Brad Meltzer on I Am Walt Disney

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 6, 2019

• Record number of people employed
• Black unemployment hits new historic low
• Hourly pay outpaces inflation
• WSJ: Obama's takeover of student loans 'biggest accounting fraud in history'
• Think Progress, top liberal website, shuts down
• Drew Brees defends himself from fallout over Bible video
• ACLU files complaint against congressional candidate who refused to host Down syndrome drag show
• AA mechanic accused of sabotaging plane
• Author begs 'normal people' to stop wearing red sports caps because they're scaring people
• German car industry clashes with climate change nuts
• Parents complain that 'It II' billboard is causing nightmares
• Charlie Daniels Auction to help the veterans

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 5, 2019

• ICE officer fires shots while trying to make arrest of illegal
• Judge says terror watch list violates constitutional rights
• Biden's eye fills with blood during climate town hall
• Biden fundraiser hosted by founder of natural gas company
• BernMe wants population control to fight climate change
• Climate town hall finishes dead last in ratings
• Oscar Meyer heir calls for 100 percent tax on billionaires
• And the dude is worth $18 million
• Walgreens, CVS join Walmart in banning open-carry in stores
• Media go nuts over 'Sharpiegate'
• TX court strikes down Alex Jones appeal in Sandy Hook case
• Lack of economically-attractive men blamed for drop in marriage rates
• Vegan diet linked to higher stroke risk
• Facebook launches dating service
• Man who rapped about burying girlfriend charged with her murder
• Guest Fred Minnick on Bourbon festivals in KY: One country, one rock

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 4, 2019

• U.S. warns China to stop buying oil from Iran
• IBD has Biden up by 12 over Trump
• They also had Ben Carson up over Trump at this point in 2016 cycle
• Sen. Rand Paul reveals $50 billion in government waste
• School mascots on chopping block because of triggered snowflakes
• Trump defends golf outings while everyone waited for Dorian
• Dem Yang wants to fight 'global warming' with fake volcanos and space mirrors
• Trump rolls back Obama-era lightbulb rules
• Judge orders White House to restore Playboy reporter's credentials
• Outrage over outing of Trump-supporting businesses
• Rep. Steve King drank out of same 'toilet' AOC claimed illegals were forced to drink out of
• Thousands to attend BBQ outside home of vegan who sued over smell
• Guest: Former Congressman Bob Barr on what the Senate should do about guns

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 3, 2019

• Gunman kills 7 in West Texas
• Shooter bought gun through private sale because he failed background check
• Ten teens shot at football game
• Walmart to dramatically step back from gun, ammo sales
• Ted Cruz, Alyssa Milano plan in-person meeting on guns
• Cruz spars with Chicago's mayor
• Seven illegals charged with rape in MD sanctuary county
• Woman takes emotional support horse on flight
• We're losing our patience
• Tesla owners locked out of cars as app goes down
• Prince Harry launches eco-friendly travel scheme after private jet criticism
• Facebook considers getting rid of likes
• Senator says Zuckerberg should possibly face prison time
• Two diet soft drinks a day increases your risk of deadly heart attack
• Teen goes blind after living off fries and chips