Daily Show Prep - Friday September 27, 2019

• Once-secret documents indicate Biden is lying about Ukrainian prosecutor
• U.S. envoy to Ukraine who was at odds with Rudy Giuliani resigns
• Rudy: 'I'll be the hero'
• Rep. Andy Biggs introduces motion to censure Adam Schiffless
• Bill Clinton signed treaty with Ukraine on cooperation for prosecuting crimes
• Impeachment could come by end of October
• Tulsi Gabbard changes her mind on impeachment
• But so does Gov. Cuomo
• FNC's Chris Wallace on impeachment: 'There is something there'
• Kamala wants to impeach Kavanaugh
• Paul RINO wants Fox News to break up with Trump
• Byron York: 8 keys to upcoming impeachment fight
• U.S. Attorney John Durham investigating Ukrainian meddling in 2016 election
• Federal judge blocks Trump administration from detaining illegal children indefinitely
• Former Acting ICE Director Homan gives it to committee chairman
• Green clothes washers promote bacteria growth
• New book on Pence trying to kiss his wife on Election Night: 'You got what you wanted, Mike. Leave me alone.'
• Des Moines Register reporter who exposed man's racist tweets fired for...racist tweets
• Openly gay radio host accused of tweeting homophobic tweet to himself
• Man shoots girlfriend in the head but doesn't tell her, she finally goes to doctor