Daily Show Prep - Monday September 30, 2019

• CBS Poll: Majority support impeachment inquiry
• Fake News: CBS tweeted fake story about whistleblower getting 'federal protection'
• House Dems subpoena Rudy
• Dems demand Barr testify
• De Niro goes off on Trump
• Russia says their approval is needed to release Trump/Putin calls
• AG Barr asked Trump to call world leaders to help with his investigation, DOJ says
• Judge Nap falsely claims Trump asked Ukrainian president 'a favor' to investigate Biden
• White advisor Stephen Miller says Trump is the whistleblower
• Hunter Biden arranged meeting between Chinese business partner and Anvil Joe
• Timeline of Joe and Hunter Biden's business dealings
• Record snow, cold hit Rockies
• Youth climate activists stage sit-in at new Nashville mayor's office
• Wikipedia page falsely says Rep. Jim Jordon is NAMBLA founder
• Prince Harry says we need to end human greed
• GOP congressman resigns day before he'll plead guilty to insider trading
• Activists wonder why Dem donor wasn't arrested sooner
• Ca. to let college athletes sign endorsement deals
• Meanwhile, Ca. is overrun by homeless
• Univision urges viewers to go meatless
• NASA chief scientist thinks public can handle news that there might be life on Mars
• People reporting collisions with Tesla's 'smart summon' feature
• British employees are sabotaging robots over work replacement fears
• Official who dreamed up straw restriction says smoothie drinkers don't need straws