Daily Show Prep - Monday May 18, 2020

• Early COVID vaccine shows promising results
• Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine
• Dow jumps more than 900 points
• Pelosi Math: Bills could pass with just 22 lawmakers present
• AOC owes more than $2,000 in back taxes from 2012
• Tattletales rat on Nashville businesses during Phase One of reopening
• IL guv adds jail time as potential penalty for businesses that open up
• Oregon salon owner fined $14,000
• AG Barr: Obama, Biden not targets of criminal investigation
• Sen. Graham announces potential witnesses in Crossfire Hurricane hearing
• Dems talking impeachment again
• So far, no spike in coronavirus cases in places that have opened up
• Atlanta mayor admits opening up was not as bad as she thought
• Trump has higher approval rating than Obama or Bush at same time in presidency
• San Diego official reveals only 6 of county's nearly 200 deaths are purely COVID-19
• Dem CO guv orders posting of revised death numbers
• YouTube censors epidemiologist for opposing lockdowns
• Wearing a mask may cause health problems
• Another criminal released from prison early charged with murder
• Gov. Newsom says federal government has 'ethical obligation' to send money to states
• But he's giving illegals $75 million
• Many American colleges are headed for failure
• Columbia U. professor tells Trump-supporting student to 'drop dead'
• Burr steps aside as Senate intelligence chairman, Rubio steps in
• Justin Amash drops out of presidential race...already
• FBI: Pensacola terrorist attack was years in the planning by al-Qaeda associate
• Cops in UK ask for public's help in finding man who kissed woman on cheek
• Two teenage girls shot dead by family members in honor killings in Pakistan
• Priest goes viral for using Holy Water gun to bless Easter baskets
• Men rob convenience store wearing watermelons on head
• Study: Variety IS the spice of life