Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 12, 2020

• Pelosi introduces a $3 trillion 'relief' bill
• Sneaks SALT relief for wealthy into bill
• Trump says he's keeping his distance from Pence so Pelosi doesn't become president
• Economic devastation from shutdown could kill many more than the virus
• Sen. Tim Scott says the goalpost for flattening the curve keeps moving
• Rand Paul asks Fauci why kids can't go back to school
• Biden says he and Obama left the country prepared for virus...with a 69-page instruction book
• Online shopping soars
• Elon Musk and Tesla defy lockdown
• LA to extend stay-at-home order through July
• Garcetti tries to quell the panic
• MI guv says lockdown not optional, judge and sheriff disagree
• Since Ga. reopened coronavirus cases have remained flat
• Singer Bryan Adams blames 'greedy bat-eating bastards' for canceled gigs
• Twitter will allow most employees to work remotely permanently
• Trump takes steps to stop federal employee retirement fund from investing in China
• WHO says it cannot invite Taiwan to participate in annual summit
• Chinese hackers are trying to steal our vaccine research
• Black journalists cancel webinar with Huawei
• Man charged with killing 25-year-old woman freed from jail over concern of ChiCom Flu
• DOJ crackdown on China's influence in research universities expands to Arkansas
• Joy Behar:: Trump supporters need to look in the mirror ask themselves if they're racists
• Liberal journalists cry wolf over Trump's 'racism' toward Asian reporter
• Sally Yates hid from Congress that Obama told her about Flynn-Kislyak call
• BSNBC suggests Russia behind dropping of Flynn case
• Hillary/DNC enlisted foreign interference in election, not Trump
• Jeff Sessions pens open letter explaining his recusal from Trump-Russia investigation
• Bigamy is no longer a felony in Utah