Daily Show Prep - Friday January 8, 2016

• Jihadist attack in Philly, suspect shoots officer in the name of Islam 
• Islam to become second-largest religion in U.S. by 2040
• ISIS member executes his own mother
• Obama argues with Anderson Cooper over Obama's characterization of gun-snatching as a 'conspiracy'
• Bernie Sanders brings up Monica Lewinsky
• Big Oil losing money for first time in 48 years
• State Department misses court deadline for Hillary e-mails
• At least 1,340 Hillary e-mails now known to contain classified material
• Drug lord El Chapo has been captured
• Wash State Y lets patrons choose locker room they're comfortable with
• Missing U.S. missile turns up in Cuba
• Missouri bill defines sex between lobbyist and lawmaker a 'gift'
• Oldest living animal, tortoise at 183
• Man claiming to be Jesus arrested in plot to kidnap First Dog
• Gym Stereotypes: The video Phil was talking about
• Expert of the Day: Christine Harbin from Americans for Prosperity applauds the latest effort to repeal parts of Obamacare
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Seymour Legg