Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 24, 2016

• Shadow campaign to deny Trump his delegates begins
• Trump and Cruz feud over wives
• Carson distants himself from the feud
• Columbia U op/ed blames Brussels attack on Brussels
• Obama tangos amid calls to come home because of Brussels
• Priest kidnapped by ISIS may be crucified on Good Friday
• State Dept. issues warning to Americans traveling to Europe
• Border Patrol union head says arrests of Afghans and Pakistanis has skyrocketed
• U.S. charges Iranian hackers over cyber-attacks on banks
• Enrollment at Mizzou drops after Black Lives Matter racists mar school's rep
• And this is another reason why
• Researchers predict 'devastating consequences' from solar superflare
• Feds REQUIRE Exxon Mobil to let shareholders vote on climate change policy
• 8,000 violent fugitives arrested in massive operation
• UVA rape hoaxer doesn't want to answer anymore questions
• Cop ordered to holster his gun is shot dead
• Gun store owner refuses to sell gun to man with look in his eyes; hunch is right
• I thought everybody in Mississippi is a racist
• Jury rejects grad's suit against law school
• Garry Shandling dies at 66
• Rams made deal with NFL to draft first openly gay player
• Don't want to own a dog? Borrow one instead.
• TMZ sued for naming wrong rapper who cut off his penis
• Green Bay Packers QB discusses UFO sighting
• 12-year-old girl charged after pinching boy's butt in school
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Paul Bonicelli on Obama's trip to Cuba