Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 31, 2016

• Report: ISIS on brink of using nukes
• MS woman who tried to join ISIS pleads guilty
• China warns U.S. to 'be careful' in South China Sea
• Six shot, one dead at Greyhound bus station
• FBI director to personally interview Hillary
• Hillary says Trump is no New Yorker
• Feel the Burn? Not what you think.
• Police: Chick who got pepper-sprayed at Trump rally was not sexually assaulted
• PA Supreme Court says Ted Cruz is a citizen, eligible to run
• Kasich defends eating pizza with a fork
• Cruz tries to get Kasich thrown off Montana ballot
• TV anchor fired over 'racist' Facebook posts
• North Korea prison escapee says U.S. student faces grim life in 'Auschwitz' labor camp
• UNC diversity workshop says Band-Aids are white privilege
• Colorado mom pulls preschooler over same-sex marriage indoctrination
• This is socialism: Frenchman jailed for sending girlfriend gun emoji
• Another Uber driver charged with sexual assault
• Hospice nurses told to overdose patients to speed death
• Global warming? April begins with a Northeast snowstorm
• Female players accuse U.S. soccer of wage discrimination
• Colorado may crack down on fake service dogs
• Man arrested for doing yoga, meditating on airplane
• Sensory deprivation tanks are back in vogue
• French fashion mogul lashes out at designers who create Islamic clothing
• NASCAR driver busted in tobacco-smuggling sting
• Squirrel hunters trigger Arkansas school shutdown
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Crews from Competitive Enterprise Institute on Congress' regulatory budget