Daily Show Prep - Friday April 14, 2017

• CNN confirms Judge Napolitano's British Intelligence story
• U.S. may launch strike if NoKo reaches for nuke trigger
• Russia says evidence growing chemical attack was staged
• U.S. Air Force conducts massive surprise exercise as warning to Kim Jong-un
• Sr. Russian lawmaker: U.S. bigger threat to world peace than NoKo
• Mad Dog lays out the 'bottom line' for Kim
• Mother of All Bombs kills 36 ISIS fighters
• Fauxcahontas questions bombing: 'What's the purpose?'
• Liberals complain that 'Mother of All Bombs' nickname is sexist
• Trump earns endearing nickname in Middle East
• Illegal immigration crackdown heats up
• Fear of Trump makes illegals disappear from border
• Fugitive manifesto guy cornered and caught by police
• Judicial Watch wants House Intel ethics probe widened to include Democrats
• Anti-Trump protests planned for Tax Day to demand release of tax returns
• Sen. Corker pushes back against Trump's aid cuts
• Largest U.S. natural gas deposit discovered
• Navy SEAL makes porn films to pay bills
• College students are taking short, cold showers to prevent climate change
• Suicide net at Golden Gate Bridge
• Homeless man robbed churches to 'get back at God'
• Kirk Douglas sent a letter to RD2 in prison
• Scary: Russian humanoid robot learns to shoot
• Bezos' space tourism ship will have no bathrooms
• Ten more reasons to hate United Airlines