Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 12, 2017

• Trump: 'We're not going into Syria'
• Trump approval jumps after Syria attack
• White House provides proof of Syria and chemical attack
• China's abstention from UN vote made possible by Trump
• Putin meets with T-Rex
• Report: SEALs train to take out Kim Jong-un
• Kim's nuke sub threat
• After Trump's meeting with Xi, NoKo coal ships are turned away from China
• Sessions: 'The border is not open. Please don't come.'
• United Airlines passenger lawyers up
• Republican wins open congressional seat in Kansas
• Two Illinois men arrested for supporting ISIS
• Melania awarded $3 million in defamation lawsuit
• Republican bill would force UNC, NCSU to leave ACC if ACC boycotts NC
• Student calls out university dorm's 'White Privilege Checklist' board
• MLB wants Cleveland Indians to transition away from Chief Wahoo logo
• Rolling Stone magazine settles defamation lawsuit with UVA associate dean
• O'Reilly re-ups at Fox News...with conditions
• But New York Magazine says O'Reilly may be off the air for good
• Ivanka fashion line goes through the roof
• Study: Crying babies can reduce household income by 11%
• Shia LaBeouf spending month alone in cabin
• Expert of the Day: Kristin Tate, author of Government Gone Wild, on why the Democrats are floundering