Daily Show Prep - Friday May 5, 2017

• Valentine trolls liberals with fake petition
• Comey avoids testimony on document showing Lynch was protecting Hillary
• Texas' new ban on sanctuary city could put police in jail if they fail to enforce the law
• Trump says 'no' to global cap-and-trade plan
• Fauxcahontas: Obamacare replacement will kill people
• Story that GOP celebrated healthcare vote with boxes of beer was fake news
• Trump Army secretary pick withdraws his name from nomination
• U.S. created 211,000 jobs in April
• FCC launches investigation into Colbert's vile Trump remarks
• 16% of Yale students are in favor of restricting free speech
• FBI report finds officers 'de-policing' as anti-cop hostility becomes 'new norm'
• Rand Paul requests info on whether Obama surveilled him
• NoKo accuses U.S. of assassination attempt
• Bo Dietl was hired by Fox News to dig up dirt on sexual harassment accusers
• Gay Hispanic: I face more discrimination for being Republican
• Model Chrissy Teigen says Trump should pay for her botox because of 'crippling anxiety'
• Liberal behind racist Trump vandalism at church
• ISIS using fake ads on Craigslist to lure victims
• Rape charges dropped against two Maryland illegals
• 'El Chapo' will be tried in U.S. in April 2018
• Pope Francis to appear in feature film for first time in Vatican history
• California to tax space rockets by the mile
• Famous Ferguson protestor takes his own life
• Students protest class focused on Greco-Roman culture because it's too white
• University will pay 100 percent of illegals' expenses
• 77% of black births to single moms
• ABC, CBS, NBC join CNN in banning Trump ad
• Woman faked cancer to steal money
• Judicial Watch sues over records on Obama E-cig regulations
• Porn star's underwater shoot goes wrong when shark takes a bite
• Talking to yourself out loud could indicate higher IQ
• Veteran greyhound trainer accused of giving dogs cocaine
• Guest: David Drucker from Washington Examiner on Ed Gillespie keeping distance from Trump
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Richard Land talks about Trump's Religious Liberties Executive Order