Daily Show Prep - Monday May 1, 2017

• Congressional negotiators reach deal to fund gubmit through September
• May Day protests turn violent
• Lawsuit claims 20 'immigrants' fired for protesting
• NoKo warns of nuclear test 'at any time'
• White House expects vote this week on healthcare bill
• Trump weighs breaking up Wall Street banks
• One person dead, others injured in attack on campus of U. of Texas
• Bill Shine out at Fox News, Suzanne Scott in
• Dems think they know why Hillary really lost
• Ex-Marine and his Canadian girlfriend missing in Belize
• DNC argues in court: We don't owe anyone a fair primary
• NY Times subscribers drop paper after columnist dares suggest that science not settled on climate change
• Heavy snow forced postponement of People's Climate March in Denver
• Newsweek writer may sue more than 90 people for triggering tweets
• 1 in 8 children in California schools has an illegal parent
• 'The Boss' evaded paying income taxes for years
• Hackers hold Netflix hostage
• SpaceX launches top-secret spy satellite
• Aussie Uber driver allegedly told passenger worked for ISIS, wanted to blow up Parliament
• Rebel NC Catholics ordain woman priest
• World's oldest human dies at (allegedly) 146
• Woman sues airline for $850,000 over spilled coffee
• Flashback: The Rock signing to Hillary Clinton
• Expert of the Day: David French from National Review says The Rock is the celebrity we need