Daily Show Prep - Monday April 9, 2018

• Trump vows 'major decisions' on Syria after chemical attack
• Mattis: 'I don't rule anything out'
• Time for Mueller to put up or shut up
• Will Paul Manafort put the FBI on trial?
• BSNBC salivating over prospect of Trump refusing to be arrested
• Federal agents raid Trump attorney's office
• Tom Steyer wants Trump impeached, and he's mad more Democrats don't
• Loretta Lynch throws Comey under the bus
• London's mayor to enact 'knife control'
• CNN still pushing the illegals caravan
• Facebook declares Diamond & Silk 'unsafe to the community'
• Facebook is tracking you even if you aren't on Facebook
• What Zuckerberg will tell Congress tomorrow
• Russia, OPEC behind spike in gas prices
• Woman accusing MO guv of taking nude photo of her says she may have dreamed it
• U. of Chicago students want campus police disarmed
• Hungarian prime minister could target Soros organizations
• EPA's Pruitt running into buzz saw over relaxing ethanol requirements
• Twins-Mariners game postponed because of snow
• Cubs home opener delayed due to snow
• NYPD 'arrests' winter for hanging around
• HBO moves to pay women and men the same
• Topless protestor charges at Bill Cosby
• Only one U.S. airline made TripAdvisor's top ten
• The biggest Black Lives Matter page on Facebook is fake
• KY neighborhood bans pit bulls, German shepherds, more
• Professional cuddler wants to 'change the world one hug at a time'