Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 11, 2018

• Trump warns Russia to get ready for Syrian strikes
• Russia says it will shoot down missiles, target launch sites
• Opinion: 3 reasons Trump shouldn't strike Syria
• Raid on Trump's lawyer's office was about Hollywood Access tape
• Paul RINO is retiring!
• Senators introduce bill to protect Mueller
• Comey compares Trump to mob boss
• Nunes ready to impeach Rosenstein and Wray for stonewalling on documents
• Liberals have been planning protests against Mueller and Rosenstein's firing since last year
• Rand Paul says Peter Strozk and Lisa Page still have top secret clearance
• College student shows her gun in grad photo, libs go nuts
• Bank of America to stop lending to makers of 'assault weapons'
• Rep. Blackburn presses Zuckerberg to support the Browser Act
• Here's what the Browser Act does
• Zuckerberg in the hot seat again
• Zuckerberg says flagging 'Diamond & Silk' was wrong
• Zuckerberg may actually be Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation
• Facebook bans German historian for saying Islam is not part of German history
• Trump takes giant step toward welfare reform
• Homeless Girl Scout troop aims to sell 6,000 boxes of cookies
• LA County wants to build houses in back yards to house homeless
• Opinion: This is how society should interpret transgenderism
• Racist mural installed at USC declaring 'Dismantle Whiteness' 
• ABC slams The Simpson's Apu as racist
• Blue Apron, SlimFast bail on Laura Ingraham
• Pa. school district arms teachers with small baseball bats
• Goldman Sachs analyst ask clients if curing patients is a sustainable business model
• Media, celebrities fall for 'Equal Pay Day' agenda
• Inconvenient Truth: Polar bears are thriving
• Coldest first 9 days of April on record in Minnesota and Wisconsin
• Pediatrician suspended after months of bizarre behavior, yelling 'Satan' to patients
• John Boehner joins marijuana company's board
• Solar storm could knock out some power supplies
• Man robs bank to impress Taylor Swift
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Trump and if he can fire Robert Mueller