Daily Show Prep - Monday July 29, 2019

• Trump's rebuttal to Elijah Cummings called 'racist'
• CNN anchor pretends to choke up over Trump's tweets
• NBC decries Trump criticizing Sharpton
• BernMe piles on
• Flashback: BernMe calls Baltimore a third world country
• Baltimore school board votes unanimously against allowing cops to carry guns in school
• Trump to meet with inner city pastors
• Poll: 11 percent believe Trump will be impeached
• Dems say Trump's asylum deal with Guatemala is illegal
• Many Central Americans giving up on asylum, going home
• AG Barr reverses ruling on asylum
• Ted Cruz accosted at LAX with chants of 'Free the children'
• Fed set to cut interest rates
• 4 dead, including shooter, at Ca. Garlic Festival
• Chicago weekend: 9 killed, 39 wounded
• TN attorneys call for suspension of law license of DA who doesn't support gay marriage
• Congressman calls for penalizing Congress for not tacking spending problem
• Why are Dem candidates fighting for $5 donations?
• DCCC exec resigns amid complaints that she's not diverse enough
• Ilhan Omar retweets Tom Arnold's tweet celebrating brutal assault on Rand Paul
• TSA finds missile launcher in checked bag
• 'Experts' blame death of 200 reindeer on 'climate change' yet animals starved because of too much ice
• Critics blast Tarantino's 'Hollywood' as sexist
• Study: Junk TV making people dumber
• Rural NV town overwhelmed by 'Storm Area 51' turnout
• Apple contractors regularly hear people having sex on Siri
• Study: 28 percent of delivery drivers have eaten your food
• Man hits Parks Department horse in face but can't be charged
• Sony introduces air-conditioned shirt