Daily Show Prep - Wednesday July 3, 2019

• Snowflake Alert! Military tells DC residents 'don't panic' at seeing tanks on streets
• BSNBC won't air July 4th parade
• Neither will ABC, CBS, and NBC
• Code Pink's 'Baby Trump' balloon banned for parade
• Stocks roar to record highs
• Federal judge blocks Trump's policy of keeping asylum-seekers detained
• Obama's DHS chief says Dems are pushing for open borders and that's 'unworkable, unwise'
• Rouhani: Iran will enrich uranium to 'any amount we want'
• Anvil Joe's support among blacks cut in half after debate
• Biden, Harris in virtual tie
• A list of slaves owned by Kamala Harris's ancestor
• Trump says he's moving forward with citizenship question on census
• Ca. town declares itself a gun sanctuary
• Charlottesville drops Jefferson's birthday as holiday
• CNN continues death spiral
• Miley Cyrus goes on F-word laced climate change rant at concert
• Ex-Google exec ran sex ring, wife says
• Man wakes up at own funeral
• PBR coffee?
• Iacocca dead at 94