Daily Show Prep - Friday August 16, 2019

• Trump: You have no choice but to vote for me
• Trump mocked 'protester' at rally, turns out to be a supporter
• Polls? Flashback: Trump was getting trounced by Hillary at this point in 2016 cycle
• Rice cookers shut down NYC subway station
• Schiff offers bill to make domestic terrorism a federal crime
• Jeffrey Epstein hanged himself, medical examiner says
• Epstein spent hours alone in lockup with mystery woman
• Trump administration argues transgender workers are not protected by Civil Rights Act
• ICE blasts sheriff in sanctuary city who released illegal charged with rape
• Workers flee Ga. poultry plant amid rumors of ICE roundup
• Greyhound riders asked for immigration papers at FL bus terminals
• Israel grants Tlaib permission to visit grandmother with conditions, she declines
• Omar compares Israel to apartheid South Africa
• Portland braces for Proud Boys, Antifa protests
• Sons of Confederate Veterans files complaint over removal of Confederate markers
• Fox News' MacCallum slams media for 'unpatriotic' talk of recession
• Elon Musk wants to nuke Mars
• Trump floats idea of buying Greenland
• Truman wanted to buy it, too
• Peter Fonda dead at 79
• ABC fined $395k by FCC for Kimmel 'Emergency Alert' bit
• Another cigar-shaped UFO spotted
• Alibaba co-founder buys NBA's Nets
• Lawmaker arrested for impersonating a cop to find coke
• NJ judge encourages plaintiff to sell her nude photos to Playboy
• Katy Perry accused of sexual harassment...again