Daily Show Prep - Monday August 26, 2019

• Dow jumps after Trump says China wants to make a deal
• U.S., French reach deal on digital tax
• Big Tech building Chinese-style social credit system
• China's spies are on the offensive
• Biden on gaffes: 'I'm not going nuts'
• Dems in 3-way tie
• OK judge orders J&J to pay $572 mil in opiod case
• Congress facing another government shutdown
• Trump-deranged attack another MAGA hat-wearer
• Iowa professor resigns after admitting he's a member of Antifa
• Former NFL player raises alarm over head injuries
• NYPD struggles to arrest man as onlookers taunt...again
• Ca. deputy hit by 'sniper's bullet' made the whole story up
• Family lies about dog's throat being cut to get free medical care
• Judge gives 'stolen valor' crooks creative punishment
• Singer Eddie Money announces he has stage 4 esophageal cancer
• Steve Jobs look-alike in Egypt sparks conspiracy theories
• Utility scammers target customers claiming immediate payment needed
• 'Bagel Guy' free after another altercation and psych exam
• Monkey sharpens rock before smashing it into window in escape bid
• KFC to start selling fake chicken
• Sex bots with 'coding error' could strangle humans