Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 10, 2019

• Dershowitz: Articles of impeachment don't meet constitutional standards
• 31 Trump district Dems will decide impeachment
• Barr blasts 'bogus narrative'
• Can't believe the FBI didn't just go to the Trump campaign
• IG report reveals Steele dossier was a joke
• Lisa Page sues FBI, DOJ over release of text messages
• Comey lied in Fox News interview about not knowing who funded Steele dossier
• Poll: Trump leads all 2020 Dems in Michigan
• Poll: Biden leads Dem field, Warren drops to third
• Anvil Joe blames staff for not telling him his son's Ukraine job was a conflict of interests
• Dems get to 'yes' on USMCA
• Clinton-appointed judge blocks Trump from using military funds for border wall
• Star Wars actress: Every sane person has a problem with Trump
• Multiple deaths in NJ shootout
• Student says teacher pulled off her 'Women for Trump' pin
• Brazilian president calls Greta Thunberg a 'brat'
• 11 Chinese illegals found hiding in furniture at border
• Company surprises employees with $10 million in bonuses
• Body builder proposes to sex doll after getting it plastic surgery
• Merriam-Webster selects 'they' as their word of the year
• Man who ate $120,000 banana art display say he's not sorry