Daily Show Prep - Monday March 9, 2020

• Dow closes down 2,000 points in largest daily point loss ever
• Oil prices drop as an indirect result of coronavirus
• Coronavirus vaccine could be in the works
• Ted Cruz self-quarantines after contact with coronavirus victim
• More members self-quarantine, Congress set to close over coronavirus
• Most U.S. deaths have been the elderly
• DC priest with coronavirus shook over 500 hands
• Italy's death toll approaches 500
• Extends travel restrictions to entire country
• How does coronavirus compare to the flu?
• Trump not curtailing activity, much to the chagrin of the media
• News media latch on to new talking point: Why isn't Trump panicked?
• CNN has flight attendant on as expert on national coronavirus readiness
• Ireland cancels all St. Patrick's Day parades
• Head of port authority in New York/New Jersey has tested positive
• MO father whose daughter tested positive took other daughter to school function
• Jim Cramer blasts Trump for playing golf in the middle of "crisis"
• Arcade owner fills toy grabber with hand sanitizer and toilet paper
• Anvil Joe already choosing cabinet members
• Man accused of looting Nashville tornado area
• Man staying at storm shelter drugged, sexually abused two storm victims
• New 'Nashville Strong' mural emerges
• U.S. begins withdrawal from Afghanistan
• Jesse endorses BernMe
• 32 states have proposed making Daylight Saving Time permanent
• Steve Jobs' widow—worth $27.5 billion—says it's wrong to accumulate massive amounts of wealth