Daily Show Prep - Monday February 29, 2016

• Poll: Hillary may lose New York to Trump
• Sen. Jeff Sessions endorses Trump
• Trump up 33 points in new CNN poll
• Super Tuesday predictions point to Trump
• Idiot reporter grabs Secret Service agent by the neck at Trump rally
• Marco Rubio rails on Trump so much he loses his voice
• Clinton aides on the target list after latest Hillary email release
• What if Hillary's indicted?
• Sen. Grassley will not hold hearings on Obama's SCOTUS nominee
• Oscar ratings at 8 year low
• DiCaprio rails about climate change in acceptance speech
• Lady Gaga spreads 'one-in-five campus rape' myth
• Anti-rainbow stickers called 'hate speech' at California high school
• Bible removed from POW/MIA display inside VA clinic
• The fracking boom goes bust
• Google self-driving car hits public bus in California
• Muslim woman parades chid's severed head on the streets of Moscow
• Argument over a boy starts 30-girl fight at prep school
• Vermont college bans energy drinks, says they lead to 'high-risk sex'
• Actor George Kennedy dead at 91
• Expert of the Day: Doug Sachtleben from Club for Growth on Trump

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 26, 2016

• Secret Service has to step in to protect BernMe Sanders
• Just when you thought the GOP race couldn't get any uglier
• Chris Christie endorses Trump
• Rubio makes fun of Trump's misspelled tweets
• At least one reason to vote for Trump: Sharpton might leave
• Trump hired illegals to build Trump Tower
• NY to allow illegals to be teachers
• Ben Carson audited after speaking out against Obamacare
• Disney employee replaced by foreign worker breaks down in senate hearing
• San Fran creates magnet for homeless, now wants them to leave
• Birmingham raises minimum wage, Alabama takes it away
• Woman kills son while 'exorcising demons'
• Simple test could reveal if you're a narcissist, and what kind
• Can't believe we missed this one: IPCC admits they were wrong
• Expert of the Day: Ian Tuttle from National Review on Trump's big lies

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 25, 2016

• Citi: Risk of global recession rising
• 45% of Americans pay no federal income tax
• Poll: Trump crushing Rubio in Florida
• Video: Donald Gay Trump
• And Winter Trumping
• Political science model: Trump odds of becoming president at 97 to 99 percent
• NY Times columnist apologizes for joke about assassinating Trump
• Rubio says banning Muslims from gun ranges is 'wrong' and 'immoral'
• Romney says GOP candidates should release their tax returns
• Senate proposal would end IRS targeting of conservative groups
• Black lives matter activist crashes private Hillary fundraiser 
• Washington insiders work to get Chinese deals done
• The dark side of the mobile phone industry
• 51 companies are legally supplying ISIS with bomb-making material
• Egypt sentences Christian teens to jail for contempt of Islam
• Scalia may have been attending secret society when he died
• Claim: Google robot is end of manual labor
• Comedy fest charges more to straight white men in push for gender equality
• Police search for bald guy in rash of Rogaine thefts
• Mysterious radio burst pinpointed in distant galaxy
• Expert of the Day: Michael Abrams, co-author of 'Bringing Value to Healthcare' on how to get back to a market-based model

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 24, 2016

• Obama to waive counter-terror measures to aid Iran
• Trump wins big in Nevada
• Trump has won more delegates than either Romney or McCain at this point
• Poll: Trump, Cruz, Rubio statistically tied in Texas!
• Reuters rolling average national poll has Trump up 23 points
• Bernie is giving up on South Carolina
• Sad: Dick Van Dyke feels the Bern
• Saudi oil minister rules out production cuts
• Judge questions Obama administration's 'good faith' in keeping Hillary's emails secret
• State Department created classified email account for Hillary, she never used it
• Loretta Lynch confirms the FBI is still investigating Hillary
• McConnell: Not a 'snowball's chance in hell' I'll relent on SCOTUS
• School districts spending millions on 'white privilege' training for teachers
• North Korea threatens attack on U.S. if we go ahead with South Korean military drill
• Sen. Corker: Russia is the winner in Syria's civil war
• ISIS threatens Zuckerberg and Twitter's Dorsey for suspending accounts
• Measuring the economic divide
• Testimony continues in sports reporter Erin Andrews' lawsuit against Marriott
• TN designates Barrett .50-caliber as official state rifle
• Peyton Manning's accuser has history of dozens of similar accusations
• Cornell students say the word 'plantation' is always racist
• Is the U.S. government illegally selling wild horses to Mexico as food?
• Expert of the Day: Jacqueline Klimas from the Washington Examiner on Obama's GITMO plan

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 23, 2016

• Republicans rebuff Obama's closing of GITMO
• Trump says as president he'd prosecute Hillary
• Dirty tricks heat up ahead of Nevada
• Rubio to skip CPAC
• ICE officer says Rubio lied, said he wasn't an ICE official
• Rubio says we can't deport illegals
• DREAMer streamer at record high level
• Obama: Immigrants with HIV, STDs welcome
• Kasich doesn't like new ad supporting him voiced by actor Tim Allen
• Doctor says Scalia suffered from multiple ailments
• Bill Gates walks back support of FBI over Apple
• What Bernie Sanders' 'free education' might look like
• Li-Fi developers claim to make Wi-Fi obsolete
• Eating blindfolded leads to weight loss
• Irate smoker hijacks NYC bus
• Cop caught pleasuring himself in cop car
• Expert of the Day: Former Ambassador Francis Rooney on whether or not we're at war with ISIS

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 22, 2016

• Judge denies bail for Kalamazoo shooting suspect
• BernMe's all but done
• Trump in full control of nomination
• Nevada GOP to report caucus results via smartphone
• Cruz staffer posts inaccurate story of Rubio and the Bible
• How Jebulon spent $130 mil with nothing to show for it
• Cringe: Kasich tells supporters women 'left their kitchens' to support him
• Obama administration wants to make sure non-citizens vote in upcoming election
• Joe Biden lobbied for no election-year SCOTUS confirmations
• Almost 90,000 dangerous illegals go free
• China buying up American companies at record rate
• FBI director disputes Apple's claim of a 'master key'
• Obama: I'm not a 'big government crazy liberal'
• It's being called 'Brexit,' Brits vote on leaving the EU
• Mobile phones 'cooking' men's sperm
• Chick-fil-A banned from another liberal college campus
• Idiot university chancellor cries racism over two students getting facials
• Mississippi concert shut down over anticipated twerking
• Apollo 10 astronauts reported hearing strange music on far side of the moon
• New book claims Hitler had a 'micropenis'
• Drinking more coffee may undo liver damage from too much booze
• Bill Saracino from the 2016 Committee on the Cruz campaign's dirty tricks
• Expert of the Day: Former decorated CIA analyst Mark Henshaw on his latest novel, The Fall of Moscow Station

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 19, 2016

• U.S. kills 41 ISIS militants in airstrike
• Trump up 15 in SC
• Pope, Trump walk back their comments about one another
• Rubio on DREAMers exec order: 'I will, on my first day in office, get rid of it'
• 72% of Dems now believe BernMe could win the general election
• Tim Allen reveals his surprise GOP pick
• TechCrunch: No, Apple has not unlocked 70 iPhones for law enforcement
• Justice Department calls Apple's refusal to unlock phone a 'marketing strategy'
• This is why Tim Cook is so furious
• Miami police union calls for boycott of Beyonce
• Fantastic! Police captain lays down a challenge to gang thugs
• Nashville library tells 'Black Lives Matter' chapter it can't exclude white folks
• Harper Lee dead at 89
• Philly has a $5.7 billion pension crisis
• French president's attack on 35-hour work week upsets socialists
• Can it be true? Flying cars are almost here?
• Ohio girls high school basketball team loses 108-1
• 12 job interview moves that will cost you the job
• Utah woman finds snake head in green beans
• German mayor makes political point with screenshot of computer, shows he visited porn sites
• Furious George: Monkey drinks rum, chases patrons with knife
• Expert of the Day: Curt Mills from the Washington Examiner on Cruz's eligibility going to court in Illinois

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 18, 2016

• Ka-boom! U.S. airstrike destroys $500 million in ISIS cash reserves
• Pope insults not only Trump but anyone who wants to build a wall
• Video: Trump responds to the pope
• Canadian island welcomes American refugees who want to escape Trump
• SC guv Nikki Haley endorses Rubio
• Cruz invites Trump to sue him
• Hillary adds to her wide lead in superdelegates
• Roll the eyes: Latest Hillary ad features little girl crying, afraid of deportation
• Susan Sarandon backs BernMe, 'I don't vote with my vagina'
• Top Democrat economist blast analysis by pro-Sanders economist
• Google CEO stands with Apple against the FBI
• Apparently Apple has unlocked some 70 phones before
• White House says Obama regrets Alito filibuster
• Police release video of attack on veteran at DC McDonald's
• California school to change policy after banning gay t-shirt
• Hospital pays bitcoin ransom to hackers
• Russian anti-smoking ad likens Obama to mass killer
• The only two living U.S. mass school killers who are not in jail
• Humans mated with Neanderthals much earlier than thought
• Young dolphin dies from too many selfies
• Video: Professional boxer takes down robbery suspect
• Expert of the Day: Daniel Greenfield on how 'flat broke' Bill Clinton buys stuff

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 17, 2016

• Nuke material stolen in Iraq, ISIS feared as culprit
• Peak Trump? The Donald hits new high in Quinnipiac poll
• NBC has Cruz on top
• Trump punches back at Obama's 'belief' he'll not be president
• Jebulon tweets picture of gun with his name on it
• Cruz pledges no gluten-free meals for military
• Hillary, BernMe in dead heat in Nevada
• Hillary panders to black voters
• Eric Garner's daughter campaigns for BernMe
• China sends surface-to-air missiles to contested South China Sea island
• Flashback: Obama joined filibuster of Alito Supreme Court nomination
• Obama will not attend Scalia's funeral
• Decorated marine attacked by blacklivesmatter thugs at DC McDonald's
• Apple opposes judge's order to hack San Bernardino terrorist's iPhone
• South Dakota bathroom bill targeting transgenders passes senate
• Suspected hacker arrested after being rescued at sea
• Florida teen accused of posing as a doctor...again
• Man arrested in Scotland for 'offensive' Facebook message about refugees
• Update: Tyga says fire marshall to blame for Paul McCarney post-Grammy party snub
• Somebody started a GoFundMe account for Kanye
• Cops surround home only to find family watching 'The Walking Dead'
• FDA warns your parmesan cheese may contain wood pulp
• Adele's son dresses up like 'Frozen' princess for visit to Disneyland
• Local TV weather woman busted for growing pot
• Delaware couple pays $325,000 for license number
• Expert of the Day: Samuel Gregg says Trump is a neo-mercantilist and that's not good for America

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 16, 2016

• Campaigns secretly prep for brokered convention
• Trump, Hillary still with big leads in SC
• Rubio's 'Morning in America' ad shows Canadian skyline
• Trey Gowdy denounces fake Facebook page that says he switched from Rubio to Cruz
• Another Clinton 'bimbo eruption,' this one fears for her life
• Hillary barks like a dog
• Women senators claim saying Hillary is shrill is sexist
• Bin Laden killer supports women in combat
• Analysts complain superiors are manipulating ISIS reports to make Obama look good
• Suicidal vets call VA hotline, get voicemail
• Detectives question lack of autopsy in Scalia death
• Conspiracy theories swirl
• Scientists claim 'extraordinary' success in new cancer treatment
• Fed member proposes breaking up big banks to avoid another meltdown
• DDT is the answer to stopping the Zika virus
• U.S. Marshals arresting people for not paying student loans
• Anger builds where Obama seeks shelter for illegals
• TN senate committee passes resolution ending refugee resettlement
• U.S. closing loophole on fish caught by slaves
• Kanye West asks 'white publications' to stop commenting on 'black music'
• TN contemplating 'slow-poke' law to get traffic moving
• 404-carat diamond found in Angola
• Paul McCartney turned away from after-Grammy party
• Expert of the Day: Bre Payton from the Federalist on women, millennials, and the draft

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 15, 2016

• Scalia found with a pillow over his head
• Cruz plans to filibuster any replacement Obama picks for Scalia
• Democrats passed resolution in 1960 against election year SCOTUS appointments
• Trump floats the idea of a third-party run
• Trump praises Obama's action to protect the DREAMers
• Trump may have standing to sue Cruz over eligibility
• SC still solidly for Trump, Hillary
• Sanders supporters revolt against superdelegates
• BernMe goes 'carbon neutral' as Hillary breaks pledge
• Negative central bank interest rates seen as new danger
• Arab states want nukes to counter Iran
• Americans less likely to see U.S. as #1 militarily
• Cops rip Obama's silence on rash of cop killings
• UT sex assault lawsuit cites Peyton Manning
• Valentine's Day cold blast shatters records in Northeast
• University tells students to report 'incidents of discomfort' to police
• Kanye West $53 million in debt, asks for prayers
• Eliot Spitzer accused of choking woman during fight at hotel
• Michael Moore's latest documentary tanking at the box office
• Claim: Social media as addictive as drugs
• KY female lawmaker's bill would require married men to get wife's permission before buying Viagra
• Titanic II gets ready for maiden voyage
• Expert of the Day: Mark Antonacci on Testing the Shroud of Turin, thought possibly to be the burial cloth of Jesus

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 12, 2016

• Trump hits 44% in new nationwide poll
• Poll: Trump winning big with GOP Latinos
• PBS Dem debate moderator is donor to Clinton Foundation
• Ted Cruz's Hillary Clinton ad - hilarious
• Hillary's top 6 campaign staffers are white men
• OMG! Jim Gilmore has dropped out of the GOP presidential race
• Russia warns of new world war starting in Syria
• CIA director says ISIS has used, can make WMDs
• Poll: Millennials prefer socialism to capitalism
• Lawmaker warns up to 30 corporations may flee the U.S. because of taxes
• Dem guv of Louisiana threatens to end LSU football if he doesn't get tax increase
• Stunning! Pew: Liberals dominate Democrat Party for first time
• George Clooney: U.S. not taking in enough Syrian refugees
• Cops investigate restaurant attack as possible 'lone wolf' terrorist attack
• U.S. braces for coldest Valentine's Day ever
• Whoops: They didn't factor in this when calculating sea level rise
• Doctors' group blames Monsanto, not Zika, for malformed babies
• Mom saves 9-year-old's predictions for 2016, opens them 20 years later
• Expert of the Day: Rich Noyes from the Media Research Center on the GOP debate

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 11, 2016

• Expert says stock sell-off could end soon
• Fidelity customers are buying, not selling
• Republican establishment candidates land in SC with no plan to defeat Trump
• SC focus group: Trump inevitable
• Rubio eyes brokered convention
• Rubio warns of robot takeover of economy
• Harry Belafonte endorses BernMe
• Trump: Pope Francis doesn't understand the danger of open borders
• Pope unleashes 'super confessors' to tackle special sins
• National Review: No party with 'superdelegates' gets to lecture me on disenfranchisement
• Judge orders four more Hillary email releases
• Clinton Foundation received subpoenas from State Department
• Secret Service post warning: No guns in White House
• Zika virus now in 20 states
• Senate advances bill that bans Internet tax
• Oregon wildlife refuge standoff over
• Four-year-old ISIS boy detonates car bomb, executes non-believers
• Cops investigating second hate crime against whites this week in Brooklyn
• Albany cop kills family then himself
• Expert of the Day: Are kids getting burned by BernMe Sanders?

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 10, 2016

• Fred Barnes: Trump in driver's seat to nomination
• Johnny Depp in 'Art of the Deal': Warning-Adult language and situations
• Rumors of a Clinton campaign implosion
• Women favored BernMe over Hillary by large margin
• Hillary could leave NH with as many delegates as BernMe
• Carly Fiorina drops out
• Chris Christie quits the bidness
• What the heck is Jim Gilmore doing still in this race?
• Startin' to feel sorry for Jebulun, he gets kicked off the stage by his own host
• Supremes block Obama's carbon emissions plan
• More 'global warming' headed for Northeast
• 99-cent gas may be on the way
• Iran publishes pictures of captured U.S. sailors crying
• Flint water crisis could bring manslaughter charges
• National intelligence head adds gene editing to list of WMDs
• San Diego bans 'founding fathers' and other offensive phrases
• 'Happy Birthday' lawsuit over
• Couple arrested in Las Vegas for having sex on a ferris wheel
• Naked man tries to break into several Clarksville, TN homes
• Michigan state senator wants to ban anal sex, protect animals
• Video: Idiot crook tries to steal tied-down laptop
• REAL hoverboard hitting the market
• Expert of the Day: Kerry Picket from The Daily Caller on Islamist threat against U.S. being alarmingly high

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 9, 2016

• Trump, Sanders up big in NH
• Hillary facing humiliation
• Bill: Sometimes I wish we weren't married
• FBI confirms its investigation of Hillary's email server
• Emails show Hillary asked aide to print classified information
• BernMe wins, GOP in 3-way tie in midnight NH voting
• Rubio supporters get into scuffle with 'robot'
• National Review: RNC's 2012 'autopsy' was wrong
• Obama budget would add another $9.3 trillion to debt
• Tennessee confirms first Zika case
• ISIS commander found living as refugee in German town
• Maine Food Stamp program cut by 80 percent by work requirement
• White House seeks billions for Arctic climate change response
• Cam Newton defends storming out of press conference: 'I'm a sore loser'
• 'White guilt' video shown to high school students irks community
• Exercise boosts brain power
• Man kills neighbor over chirping birds
• Oscar swag bags include sex toys
• Expert of the Day: Crystal Wright on the Beyonce flap

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 8, 2016

• Sanders pulls within statistical tie with Hillary in another national poll
• Kathleen Willey agrees to lead group against Hillary
• WashPo: Hillary's woman problem
• Trump, Sanders top NH daily tracking poll
• Did Rubio debate performance halt his momentum?
• Christie, Bush, Rubio open to drafting women; Cruz says it's 'nuts'
• Jebulon: I won't blame Bush
• Voter-shaming mailer shows up in NH, not sure which campaign sent it
• North Korea's new satellite passed over Super Bowl
• Super Bowl 50 second-best ratings ever
• Newton walks out of press conference after Super Bowl loss
• Controversy over Doritos commercial
• Manning was not paid for Budweiser plug
• America's sheriffs turn back on Beyonce performance
• School district unveils sign warning would-be shooters school staff are armed
• Australian boy missing for 16 years found in the UK
• Expert of the Day: Julianne Thompson from Free America Project on the NH Primary

Daily Show Prep - Friday February 5, 2016

• Those wacky labor statistics
• Bernie pulls almost even with Hillary nationally
• Quinnipiac: Rubio strongest to take on Hillary or BernMe
• Rubio's cautious campaign
• Chelsea slips and says 'President Sanders'
• Trump's healthcare plan is Bernie 2.0
• Study: Trump supporters more likely to film themselves having sex
• Kasich: Americans need to be hugged
• Obama owns stock in firearms companies
• Michigan guv fires official who oversaw Flint water crisis
• Chicago stock exchange being sold to China
• Judge approves Confederate statue removal
• Twitter has suspended over 125,000 accounts for promoting terrorism
• Internet sensation: Who are the daughters, who is the mother
• Woman calls for the serial goat rapist to repent
• 'Clyde' dead, 'Bonnie' injured in police shootout
• Expert of the Day: Phil Kerpen president of American Commitment on Ethanol

Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 4, 2016

• Did Obama pay billion-dollar ransom to Iran for hostages?
• Congressman demands answers
• Des Moines Register calls for audit of Iowa results: 'Something smells in the Democratic Party'
• Poll: Rubio jumps to second place in NH
• Jimmy Carter endorses Trump . . . sort of
• Former NAAPC head backs Sanders
• Anthem tells customers to visit virtual doctors
• Border agent: 'We might as well abolish our immigration laws altogether'
• MS-13 uses surge to cross border
• Tennessee embraces movement to amend the Constitution
• FBI contacts Colin Powell as part of email probe
• Video shows Planned Parenthood tried to hide profits in baby parts sales
• ISIS video shows English-speaking child beheading hostage
• Paris attack leader brags he slipped in with 90 extremists
• 20 potential Zika cases in LA County
• San Francisco wants to ban landlords from evicting teachers
• Dem lawmaker praises 'on demand economy' then asks for hearings on regulating it
• 92-year-old WWII vet uses pistol to stop axe attack
• Expert of the Day: Attorney Kevin Sali on the latest in the Bill Cosby trial

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 3, 2016

• Trump: Cruz 'stole' Iowa, asks for new election
• Cruz camp hits back at Trump's 'stolen caucus' accusation
• Trump up 24 points in NH
• Can this poll be true? Jeb in second place in NH?
• Jebulon begs for claps in NH
• It's now or never for Kasich, vows to drop out if poor showing in NH
• Sanders backers raise question of voter fraud in Iowa
• Seven more Hillary private emails marked 'top secret' by State Department
• Kerry sent classified info to Hillary via his private email
• Rand Paul calls it quits
• As does Rick Santorum
• Amarillo overrun with refugees
• Another terrorist attack?
• DC to pay people not to commit crimes
• How much does your state's economy rely on guns?
• Obama doesn't rule out watching '13 Hours'
• Warehouse robots boost productivity by up to 800%
• MS jury summons direct people to call sex hotline
• Biker has gun pulled on him by truckload of rednecks
• The least religious cities in America
• Elon Musk cancels order for rude Tesla customer
• Expert of the Day: John Hart from Opportunity Lives on why Sanders is a bigger story than Trump

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday February 2, 2016

• Cruz, Hillary win in Iowa
• Krauthammer: GOP nomination a 3-man race with no lane for establishment
• Op/Ed: Cruz crushes the cartel
• Video: This is how a real conservative explains the ethanol issue
• A great explanation about oil company subsidies. In short, there ain't any.
• Ben Carson says Cruz worker should be fired for lying about him
• BSNBC airs the 'F-bomb' during caucus
• What are the odds? Hillary wins coin toss in 6 out of 6 precincts
• Sanders looking at a recount
• State Department to hit just 10 percent of its Hillary email goal
• Ex-spies say Hillary's illegal server triggered widespread devastation
• U.S. spots Russian commandos in Syria, working with Hezbollah
• Afghan official: U.S. airstrikes took out ISIS radio station, killed 29 militants
• Military leaders say women should get drafted
• National debt hits $19 trillion
• Paris global warming treaty will cost at least $12 trillion
• Leonardo DiCaprio to make post-apocalyptic global warming film
• Aetna CEO has serious concerns about Obamacare
• CDC's Chipotle E. coli probe ends without answers
• FBI joins Flint water probe
• Egads, man! You don't need a college degree to earn a living
• Seattle woman who raised $400G for cancer as survivor never had the disease
• Middle school changes name of 'White Pride' fitness room
• French students allowed to smoke on premises so extremists don't try to convert them outside
• Expert of the Day: Rich Noyes from the Media Research Center about media warming up to Bernie Sanders now that he might win the nomination

Daily Show Prep - Monday February 1, 2016

• Final Iowa poll has Trump on top
• Poll: 25% of federal workers would consider leaving their jobs if Trump wins
• Cruz campaign criticized for fraudulent voter mailers
• Rubio: There's nothing moral about trapping people in poverty
• Official: Hillary's emails put lives at risk
• Chelsea asked about Bill's woman abuses
• America's economic freedom has rapidly declined under Obama
• Minnesota wants money to help keep Somali kids from joining ISIS
• Was Zika outbreak caused by genetically modified mosquitoes?
• Teen students in UK given 25 different gender options
• College Program: Follow these 5 steps before kissing someone or it's sexual assault
• NAAPC leader uses F-word to apologize for T-word after N-word meeting
• Utah lawmaker claims porn more addictive than cocaine
• U. of Southern California holds 'Consent Carnival'
• First Uber strike in the country
• 91% of Americans say global warming is not their biggest concern
• Woman pulls cop over for speeding
• Ann Coulter on why she supports Trump: 'Just read the book,' she says