Daily Show Prep - Monday February 22, 2016

• Judge denies bail for Kalamazoo shooting suspect
• BernMe's all but done
• Trump in full control of nomination
• Nevada GOP to report caucus results via smartphone
• Cruz staffer posts inaccurate story of Rubio and the Bible
• How Jebulon spent $130 mil with nothing to show for it
• Cringe: Kasich tells supporters women 'left their kitchens' to support him
• Obama administration wants to make sure non-citizens vote in upcoming election
• Joe Biden lobbied for no election-year SCOTUS confirmations
• Almost 90,000 dangerous illegals go free
• China buying up American companies at record rate
• FBI director disputes Apple's claim of a 'master key'
• Obama: I'm not a 'big government crazy liberal'
• It's being called 'Brexit,' Brits vote on leaving the EU
• Mobile phones 'cooking' men's sperm
• Chick-fil-A banned from another liberal college campus
• Idiot university chancellor cries racism over two students getting facials
• Mississippi concert shut down over anticipated twerking
• Apollo 10 astronauts reported hearing strange music on far side of the moon
• New book claims Hitler had a 'micropenis'
• Drinking more coffee may undo liver damage from too much booze
• Bill Saracino from the 2016 Committee on the Cruz campaign's dirty tricks
• Expert of the Day: Former decorated CIA analyst Mark Henshaw on his latest novel, The Fall of Moscow Station