Daily Show Prep - Friday February 5, 2016

• Those wacky labor statistics
• Bernie pulls almost even with Hillary nationally
• Quinnipiac: Rubio strongest to take on Hillary or BernMe
• Rubio's cautious campaign
• Chelsea slips and says 'President Sanders'
• Trump's healthcare plan is Bernie 2.0
• Study: Trump supporters more likely to film themselves having sex
• Kasich: Americans need to be hugged
• Obama owns stock in firearms companies
• Michigan guv fires official who oversaw Flint water crisis
• Chicago stock exchange being sold to China
• Judge approves Confederate statue removal
• Twitter has suspended over 125,000 accounts for promoting terrorism
• Internet sensation: Who are the daughters, who is the mother
• Woman calls for the serial goat rapist to repent
• 'Clyde' dead, 'Bonnie' injured in police shootout
• Expert of the Day: Phil Kerpen president of American Commitment on Ethanol