Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 31, 2017

• Trump fires the acting AG over travel ban
• Trump allows 872 refugees already in transit into the country
• Muslim Brotherhood behind airport protests
• Jordanian prince says of Syrian refugees 'we can't vet these people'
• Senate Democrats boycott vote on Trump's nominees
• The money's on Gorsuch for SCOTUS
• Trump keeps Obama's GBLT order
• California to consider becoming sanctuary state
• Pentagon believes attack on Saudi ship was meant for U.S.
• Betsy DeVos accused of copying answers to senators
• Anti-pipeline camp cleaned up to avoid 'environmental disaster'
• New FCC chairman vows to shrink regulations
• So far, 2017 sees fewest tropical storms in six decades
• Study: Standing up straight could help with depression
• Preacher caught in bed with man's wife, has to flee naked
• San Jose councilman takes oath with Captain America shield
• Expert of the Day: Doug Sachtleben from Club for Growth about Trump cutting regulations

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 30, 2017

• U.S. serviceman killed in Yemen identified
• Trump fights back: 'This is not a Muslim ban'
• Christian Syrians turned back at airport
• Interesting: Text of order only mentions Syria, not the other six countries
• Judge tries to block presidential order but many customs agents ignore judge
• McCain, Graham lead in criticism of Trump refugee policy
• Read the statement
• Chuckie Schumer cries
• Trump fires back at Schumer
• Lyft, AirBnB protest Trump's refugee policy
• As does Starbucks
• They go nuts at the SAG Awards
• And Ashton Kutcher suddenly becomes an advocate for the oppressed
• Capt. Sully says this ban will make us less safe
• De Blasio says Trump ban an affront to religious liberty yet he tried to ban Chick-fil-A over CEO's religious beliefs
• But most Americans support the ban
• How did these people get to be law professors?
• SCOTUS pick to come tomorrow
• Trump slashes regulations
• Tribal activist: Keystone XL would lead to more women being raped
• Obama aides try to air Obamacare ads that Trump cancelled
• Casino mogul Steve Wynn to be RNC finance chairman
• Trump to snub Prince Charles during UK visit because of climate change position
• Madness! British Medical Association changes language to 'pregnant people''
• College lecturer beaten, thrown in the river for 'being white'
• VW cheats on emissions, becomes world's top seller
• 98-year-old yoga instructor teaches 5 classes a week
• Crazy lady at coffee shop
• Guest: Marc Morano from ClimateDepot.com on the bovine scatology of 2016 being the hottest on record
• Expert of the Day: Lee Smith from the Weekly Standard on why Trump's ban is not a Muslim ban

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 27, 2017

• Trump's first week that was
• Trump, Mexican president talk by phone
• Miami mayor buckles, orders jails to comply with feds on illegals
• Trump, May pose in front of returned Churchill bust
• Secret recording of Republicans reveals fears about repealing Obamacare
• Trump's about to let Mad Dog off the leash
• Well, well, well: Study shows at least 800,000 non-citizens voted for Hillary
• Calexit can begin collecting signatures for 2018 ballot
• Federalist: NY Times assumes their readers are too stupid to understand global warming stats
• Melania wins latest round in libel suit against blogger
• La. makes resisting arrest a hate crime
• Discrimination? New ride service for women only launches
• OMG! Doomsday clock creeps closer to midnight
• France bans unlimited soft drinks
• The new Mr. Clean is a brutha
• Expert of the Day: Daniel Greenfield on why Trump should dump the media

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 26, 2017

• Mexican president cancels meeting with Trump
• Trump calls for a 20% tax on Mexican imports to pay for the wall
• Trump orders weekly publication of crimes committed by illegals
• Mayor De Blasio says Trump's order makes NYC less safe
• Gov. Cuomo says if Trump is deporting people how about start with him
• Trump not toeing the PC line on waterboarding, MSM freak
• Donald Trump, Theresa May the new Reagan-Thatcher
• Stock market gains $2 trillion since Trump's election
• Boo-frickety-hoo: EPA employees coming to work in tears because of Trump
• National Park Service staffers ramp up Twitter fight against Trump
• NASA now says burning fossil fuels cools the planet
• 6 shot in Chicago at memorial for shooting victims
• Shia LaBeouf arrested after slugging man at protest
• Chili's cancels Planned Parenthood fundraiser after backlash
• Chip bag knows when you're drunk, will call you an Uber
• Instead of Super Bowl ad, Kraft Heinz giving employee day off
• Anxiety, depression increase risk of cancer
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner on where Trump is getting tough on illegal immigration and where he's not

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 25, 2017

• Now comes the wall, punishment for sanctuary cities
• TX guv threatens to withhold money from sanctuary city
• Restaurants across the country seek 'sanctuary' status
• See if there's a Sanctuary Restaurant in your area
• U. of Md. wants to be a sanctuary campus
• Track Trump's progressive
• Dow hits 20,000 for first time ever
• Russia Today: Wealthy Americans prepare for possible revolt by poor
• Trump threatens to 'send in the feds' into Chicago to stop the 'carnage'
• Trump stops Obama's payment to the Palestinian Authority
• Democrats and Republicans unite to rescind Obama's last-minute election takeover
• National park posts 'climate data' in defiance of Trump order
• Group plans 'Scientists' March on Washington,' date not settled
• Al Gore caught in SUV at premiere of new global warming movie
• Inexplicable! ABC News photoshops snow into the Oval Office windows
• Now the transgenders are mad about the so-called Women's March
• Trump threatens to send National Guard to Chicago to curb violence, top cop has no idea what he's talking about despite 42 murders so far this year
• Crazy feminist wants to kill all the 'retarded' men
• Woman arrested for pelting cop with used tampon
• Expert of the Day: Dan Gainor, MRC's VP of Business and Culture, on the networks ignoring the boycotts against Trump

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 24, 2017

• Trump signs five more orders
• Vows to stop out-of-control environmental regulations
• WhiteHouse.gov purged of Spanish-language content
• Follow Trump's progress
• The CNN Gigapixel showing a packed inaugural
• Trump to choose SCOTUS nominee this week
• Senior Secret Service agent wouldn't take a bullet for Trump, endorsed Hillary
• Gore rewrites 'Inconvenient Truth' claim about NYC flooding
• CDC cancels major climate change conference
• DNC chairman candidates bash white folks
• Sen. Cotton puts Chucky Schumer in his place
• Tim Kaine accused of sexist question at hearing
• Beijing pushes back against Trump on disputed islands
• China can now make it rain over area twice the size of France
• Man whose drug sentence Obama commuted shot dead
• Tucker Carlson almost doubles Megyn Kelly's Fox News ratings
• Man beats his mother for changing the channel
• Man robs bank to get away from his wife
• Expert of the Day: Craig Richardson, president of the Energy and Environment Legal Institute on Trump's America First Energy Plan

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 23, 2017

• Trump wants to cut regulations by 75% or more
• May not enforce Obamacare's individual mandate
• Trump poised to make immigration changes
• Trump to sign executive order renegotiate NAFTA, leave TPP
• Trump to CIA: You're off the leash in war on ISIS
• Foxconn considers opening up factory in U.S.
• Liberal women march against Trump, leave mounds of trash
• Madonna says 'blowing up the White House' comments taken out of context
• Speaker Newt: Madonna 'ought to be arrested'
• Secret Service to investigate Madonna
• Giuliani: Marching women didn't even know what they were protesting
• 'Big Joe' tells it like it is
• Low-T man at rally hits woman
• Frank Luntz gets attacked by crazy protester in hotel lobby
• Crazy anti-Trump lady berates fellow passenger, gets kicked off plane
• Buzzfeed: Covering Trump may require publishing 'unverified information'
• Rosie O'Donnell apologizes to Melania for spreading Barron 'autism' video
• And there's Chelsea's passive-aggressive Tweet
• SNL suspends writer who made fun of Barron on Twitter
• Conceal-carry permit holder stops deadly shooter at mall
• Piece on how to recognize 'fake news' is fake news itself
• Expert of the Day: Drew Johnson from Taxpayers Protection Alliance says the Russians are about fracking not hacking

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 20, 2017

• Trump eviscerates Washington
• Franklin Graham: Rain is a sign of God's blessing, and it started to rain when Trump started speech
• Piers Morgan praises Trump's speech
• And the fun begins
• Inauguration Day protestors turn violent, arrests made
• DC mayor says she will not allow protestors to "destroy our neighborhoods"
• More sore losers: Radio stations air F@*k Trump rap song on Inauguration Day
• Trump scrubs 'climate change' from White House website
• The newly revised website
• Gore Effect: Below-freezing temps, snow greet Gore's sequel at Sundance
• Obama leaves U.S. $9.3 trillion deeper in debt
• Obama bans 3-way light bulbs on his way out
• The glass ceiling that was shattered this election
• Student charged with throwing paper airplane at teacher

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 19, 2017

• This is great! Trump team eyes actual cuts in government spending
• CNN dreams of disaster scenarios where Dems could stay in power
• Media warn of inauguration drone bomb
• In case you're wondering: The presidential line of succession
• Media go nuts over 'hottest year' but satellite data show different story
• Rick Perry says he believes some climate change caused by humans, but...
• Journalists apologize for spreading bogus story about Rick Perry 
• Trump fakes out the press, visits his own hotel
• GBLT activists dance outside Pence's house
• Worst of the worst keeping Obama from emptying Gitmo
• 84 Lumber's controversial Super Bowl ad pulled by Fox

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 18, 2017

• Trump to take executive actions on Day One
• Russians now saying UK, France, Germany interfered in U.S. election
• Putin says media who published fake dossier story are 'worse than prostitutes'
• Man arrested for assassination threat against Trump
• Anvil Joe warns that world order is at risk of collapsing
• Anti-Trump protestor lights himself on fire
• Inaugural schedule of events
• List of Democrats who are boycotting the inauguration
• Trump fires back at designer who said he wouldn't dress Melania
• Democrat congressman takes secret trip to Syria
• Hatchet job begins on Trump's EPA pick
• College group to host 'Self-care night' after Trump takes the oath with Legos and juice boxes
• Betsy DeVos takes BernMe Sanders to school on 'free college education'
• College professor blames 'white heterosexual male privilege' for Trump victory
• Al Gore's movie premieres at Sundance
• ACLU official mocks elderly white people, tells them they have '5 years left'
• Lowe's announces layoffs
• Expert of the Day: Steve Forbes on why the GOP tax on imports is bad

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 17, 2017

• Trump eyes slash in federal workforce, spending cuts
• Rent-a-mob: Ads offer $2,500 to protest at Trump inauguration
• John Lewis boycotted Bush's inaugural, too
• Media screw with samples to show drop in Trump approval
• Black CNN panelist calls fellow panelist 'mediocre negro' for meeting with Trump
• Sheriff David Clarke fires back
• UN climate treaty will cost $100 trillion and have no impact
• Obama commutes the bulk of Bradley Manning's sentence
• 10 killed in Chicago over MLK weekend
• Now the libs are preppin'
• Obama rushes to fill federal jobs on way out
• And as he leaves, 'Youth Misery Index' hit all-time high
• Clinton Foundation shutting down the Clinton Global Initiative
• Schools offer 'safe spaces' to combat 'toxic masculinity'
• Fired IT employee changes holds password for $200,000 ransom
• Speaking IT, school system's social media director fired for correcting student's spelling
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from RedAlertPolitics.com on groups threatening to shut down the Inauguration

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 13, 2017

• Obama countdown clock
• Cuban migrants say Obama screwed them new immigration policy
• China state newspaper tells Trump to 'prepare for military clash' after Tillerson's comments 
• Professors set aside class time to protest Trump
• Toby Keith to perform at Trump inauguration
• Rep. John Lewis: 'I don't see Trump as a legitimate president'
• Steve Harvey meets with Trump
• Gets hammered on Twitter
• Lockheed Martin CEO meets with Trump over F-35 cost
• Scientists fear terrorists could use plague to kill millions
• CVS now selling EpiPen alternative for $10
• Trump may have a case for suing Buzzfeed over publishing 'unverified' dossier
• ABC News' sob story on man working two fast food jobs and not making it
• Court revives civil suit against Apple over app store
• Sen. Tim Scott's one-word response to someone calling him a 'house nigger'
• Coming soon: The black Lady Liberty coin
• Head of D.C. National Guard to be removed in middle of inauguration
• Big Brother: Gov. Cuomo wants to make it illegal to use a phone in a stopped car
• 70-year-old woman arrested in prostitution sting
• Michael Jackson show pulled over backlash of white actor
• Va. man pays his $3,000 car tax in pennies to make a point
• Flight 666 on Friday the 13th lands in HEL
• Expert of the Day: Tim Schmidt from U.S. Concealed Carry Association about Ft. Lauderdale airport shooting and gun-free zones

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 12, 2017

• Obamacare on life support
• Booker takes heat for voting against prescription drugs from Canada amendment
• Who leaked the bogus Trump/Russia 'dossier'?
• It circulated in DC for months
• Who is this so-called British secret agent with dossier on Trump?
• Mexican national returning home ahead of Trump inauguration
• Many more illegals flocking to Chicago
• Deportations under Obama hit 43-year low
• Mad Dog appears to break with Trump on Iran deal
• Paul Anka to perform 'My Way' at inauguration
• Actress Nicole Kidman says Americans should get over it and support Trump
• Justice Department's IG to probe FBI handing of Hillary's e-mail investigation
• Media bemoan Trump press conference
• Neil Cavuto: CNN now knows how it feels to be Fox News
• The fight over 'artwork' in the Capitol
• Trump's confrontation with CNN reporter comes as parent Time-Warner seeks merger
• Soros lost nearly $1 billion after Trump election
• Trump tweets to 'buy L.L. Bean' after boycott over Bean family member's campaign contribution
• European Parliament votes in favor of classifying some robots as 'electronic persons'
• First VW, now Fiat/Chrysler: EPA accuses company of emissions cheating
• Student who claimed to support the Klan and threatened an attack turns out to be black
• Australian anchors spar over all of them wearing white
• Expert of the Day: The lead counsel against Obamacare and his solution for a replacement

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 11, 2017

• 4Chan claims to have fabricated anti-Trump report as a hoax
• John McCain was the leaker of alleged Russian blackmail smear documents on Trump
• Trump goes at it with CNN reporter, calls CNN 'fake news'
• Whiny ADL demands an apology for reference to Nazi Germany
• NY Times: What we know and don't know
• Here's the so-called dossier, if you want to read it
• Networks repeat bogus claim of 'hacked elections' 49 times in one month
• Phil's blog on the real story behind the 'Russian hacking'
• Cory Booker attacks Sessions at hearing
• Ft. Lauderdale airport shooter had converted to Islam
• Trump: The word is out that manufacturers who move overseas will be punished
• Now Bloomberg thinks we're heading in the wrong direction
• Study: Conservative politicians are better looking than liberals
• Study: Eat eggs for a healthy brain
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on Obama's Chicagoland war zone

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 10, 2017

• Dylann Roof sentenced to death for Charleston church murders
• Jeff Sessions takes on racism charges in confirmation hearing
• Protestors in KKK garb disrupt hearing
• MTV rushes to label Sessions as racist with racist rant
• Sen. Booker to testify against Sen. Sessions in unprecedented partisan stunt
• Sessions says he will not vote on his own nomination
• Well, looky here: FBI says Russians also hacked the Republicans
• Now intelligence officials say the Russians claim to have damaging intel on Trump
• Mexico now eager to negotiate with Trump
• Some senate Republicans trying to stop Trump from lifting sanctions on Russia
• Madonna says Trump presidency like getting dumped
• Sharpton faces embarrassingly low turnout for anti-Trump march
• What happens when someone walks through Manhattan wearing a Trump hat?
• Families of ISIS victims sue Twitter
• Morocco bans the burka
• Scientists now warn of a new ice age
• Kerry says fighting global warming should not be a partisan issue
• Half of young people have so many emotional problems they can't focus at school
• World First: Monkey tries to have sex with deer
• Guest: NY Times bestseller Brad Meltzer on his latest kids book, I am Jim Henson
• Expert of the Day: Penny Nance from Concerned Women for America on the Sessions confirmation hearing

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 9, 2017

• Two officers die in pursuit of Orlando murder suspect
• Truck driver mows down Israeli soldiers in Jerusalem, four dead
• Ft. Lauderdale airport killer threw wild parties before shooting
• U.S. Navy ship fires warning shots at Iranian vessels
• Kremlin slams intelligence report claiming Russian hacking
• Dems demand 9/11-style commission to probe the hacking
• China pledges to take revenge if Trump ends 'One China' policy
• Trump favors replacing Obamacare when it's repealed
• Video evidence that Trump was NOT making fun of the disabled reporter
• GOP voters more aligned with Trump than Congress
• Trump fires back at Meryl Streep over Golden Globes rant
• Tech company founder calls heartland 'shithole with stupid people'
• 7-year-old ISIS jihadist beheads man
• Sharpton promises 'season of civil disobedience' in response to Sessions nomination
• Idiot professor says whites should have an IRA: an Individual Reparations Account
• Wanna puke? Celebrities cut farewell video for Obama
• Fiat to create 2,000 jobs in America
• U.S. charges VW exec with fraud in emissions scandal
• Federal workers worry about their jobs under Trump
• What do you do when socialism destroys your country? Raise the minimum wage...again.
• Global warming! Snow and ice on the ground in 49 of 50 states
• Brutal cold wreaks havoc across Europe
• IMDb challenges new Ca. law that prohibits them from posting actors' ages
• Cadillac launches vehicle 'subscriptions'
• Man busted for meth, turns out to be kitty litter
• Italian actress who promised oral sex for everyone who voted no on referendum goes on tour
• Man snaps after somebody took a bite out of his sandwich, shots fired
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Dems trying to block Trump's nominees

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 6, 2017

• Five dead, 8 injured after shooting at Ft. Lauderdale airport
• Intel report identifies Russia/Wikileaks go-betweens
• After security meeting, Trump admits possibility of Russian hacking
• Russian hacking conclusion comes from Google-linked firm
• Congress certifies Trump election win
• But not before the Democrats challenge it . . . again
• Record number of Americans not in the labor force, up 18% under Obama
• Two House member boycott inauguration
• Celebs to host 'Love-a-thon' during Trump inauguration
• Trump wants Obama's ambassadors gone by Inauguration Day
• The strange tale of a dating site's attack on Assange
• Obama's building a wall . . . around his DC house
• The beverage tax starts in Philly
• More global warming! Much of South warned to prepare for 'historic' snow
• Feds want to ban vaping in all national parks
• Rachel Maddow wonders if Trump would send her to a concentration camp
• KY could become a right-to-work state by next week
• Apple execs get lower pay due to company underperformance
• Expert claims millennials are narcissistic and lazy, but it's not their fault
• Hilarious responses from black folks over Yahoo's 'nigger navy' tweet
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from Red Alert Politics on ESPN's ratings tanking

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 5, 2017

• Four racist anti-Trumpers in custody for kidnapping, torture of mentally disabled man
• Crazy CNN panelist blames Trump
• Trump blasts Dems for obstructing Obamacare reform, led by 'head clown' Schumer
• Obama: No 'successfully planned and executed' terrorist attacks on his watch
• Trump warns Toyota he'll tax them if they build in Mexico
• Ann Coulter tweets the number 14 and the conspiracy freaks go nuts
• Black senator says 'no indication at all' that Jeff Sessions is a racist
• Global warming alarmists now fret CO2 could change oceanic 'conveyer belts'
• Meanwhile: Record snowfall in Idaho
• Obama over 8 years has seized land and water areas 3 times the size of Texas
• Nigerian cops gun down three female suicide bombers to stop attack
• 'Real Housewives of ISIS' causes stir
• Coke sued by activists claiming tobacco industry-type tactics
• 'My Pillow' founder hints his BBB downgrade may be linked to his support for Trump
• Fox Sports' Whitlock blames liberal sports media for 'fraudulence' of Ronda Rousey
• Macy's closing 68 stores
• Sears and Kmart closing 150 stores
• Naked woman leads cops on chase in stolen patrol car
• Stallion dropped as Kentucky high school mascot for being too 'sexist'

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 4, 2017

• Republicans could use 'reconciliation' to gut Obamacare
• Obama sends special forces to Russian border
• WashPo continues fake news about Russia
• Paul Rino calls Assange a Putin 'sycophant'
• Mexico in panic over job losses to America
• Schumer promises to block Trump's SCOTUS nominee
• Chicago police hold press conference regarding kidnapping, beating by anti-Trumpers
• Hurray! Moving truck spotted outside Obama's new residence
• Train derails in Brooklyn
• Apple removes NY Times app from iTunes in China
• Dems renew call for reparations
• White student charged with crime for racist Snapchat
• Free pot on Inauguration Day
• Faraday claims Tesla-beating supercar
• How the Cowboys saved the NFL

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 3, 2017

• Assange: Sources for Wikileaks were not Russian
• Trump gets head start on building the wall
• Obama spreads illegals across the country
• Ford cancels Mexico plant in 'vote of confidence' in Trump
• Construction spending hits 10-year high
• Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers tries to rain on Trump parade
• Senate Republicans begin Obamacare repeal process
• House Republicans backtrack on gutting ethics office
• Schumer now regrets the 'nuclear option' on cabinet appointments
• NAAPC occupies Jeff Sessions' Mobile office
• W to attend inauguration
• Bill and Hillary will be there, too
• Megyn Kelly bolts Fox for NBC
• Gallup: Conservatives outnumber liberals by 11 points
• Ex-police chief: Black Lives Matter contributed to rise in Chicago murder rate
• Arctic sea ice the same thickness as 1940, 1958
• Male college students to undergo 'critical self-reflection' of masculinity
• Chillies could help beat cancer
• Journalist claims a coal fire contributed to sinking of Titanic
• Expert of the Day: Mark Hemingway from the Weekly Standard on majority of Democrats believing Russia tampered with the vote tallies