Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 26, 2017

• Mexican president cancels meeting with Trump
• Trump calls for a 20% tax on Mexican imports to pay for the wall
• Trump orders weekly publication of crimes committed by illegals
• Mayor De Blasio says Trump's order makes NYC less safe
• Gov. Cuomo says if Trump is deporting people how about start with him
• Trump not toeing the PC line on waterboarding, MSM freak
• Donald Trump, Theresa May the new Reagan-Thatcher
• Stock market gains $2 trillion since Trump's election
• Boo-frickety-hoo: EPA employees coming to work in tears because of Trump
• National Park Service staffers ramp up Twitter fight against Trump
• NASA now says burning fossil fuels cools the planet
• 6 shot in Chicago at memorial for shooting victims
• Shia LaBeouf arrested after slugging man at protest
• Chili's cancels Planned Parenthood fundraiser after backlash
• Chip bag knows when you're drunk, will call you an Uber
• Instead of Super Bowl ad, Kraft Heinz giving employee day off
• Anxiety, depression increase risk of cancer
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner on where Trump is getting tough on illegal immigration and where he's not