Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 5, 2017

• Four racist anti-Trumpers in custody for kidnapping, torture of mentally disabled man
• Crazy CNN panelist blames Trump
• Trump blasts Dems for obstructing Obamacare reform, led by 'head clown' Schumer
• Obama: No 'successfully planned and executed' terrorist attacks on his watch
• Trump warns Toyota he'll tax them if they build in Mexico
• Ann Coulter tweets the number 14 and the conspiracy freaks go nuts
• Black senator says 'no indication at all' that Jeff Sessions is a racist
• Global warming alarmists now fret CO2 could change oceanic 'conveyer belts'
• Meanwhile: Record snowfall in Idaho
• Obama over 8 years has seized land and water areas 3 times the size of Texas
• Nigerian cops gun down three female suicide bombers to stop attack
• 'Real Housewives of ISIS' causes stir
• Coke sued by activists claiming tobacco industry-type tactics
• 'My Pillow' founder hints his BBB downgrade may be linked to his support for Trump
• Fox Sports' Whitlock blames liberal sports media for 'fraudulence' of Ronda Rousey
• Macy's closing 68 stores
• Sears and Kmart closing 150 stores
• Naked woman leads cops on chase in stolen patrol car
• Stallion dropped as Kentucky high school mascot for being too 'sexist'