Daily Show Prep - Monday January 9, 2017

• Two officers die in pursuit of Orlando murder suspect
• Truck driver mows down Israeli soldiers in Jerusalem, four dead
• Ft. Lauderdale airport killer threw wild parties before shooting
• U.S. Navy ship fires warning shots at Iranian vessels
• Kremlin slams intelligence report claiming Russian hacking
• Dems demand 9/11-style commission to probe the hacking
• China pledges to take revenge if Trump ends 'One China' policy
• Trump favors replacing Obamacare when it's repealed
• Video evidence that Trump was NOT making fun of the disabled reporter
• GOP voters more aligned with Trump than Congress
• Trump fires back at Meryl Streep over Golden Globes rant
• Tech company founder calls heartland 'shithole with stupid people'
• 7-year-old ISIS jihadist beheads man
• Sharpton promises 'season of civil disobedience' in response to Sessions nomination
• Idiot professor says whites should have an IRA: an Individual Reparations Account
• Wanna puke? Celebrities cut farewell video for Obama
• Fiat to create 2,000 jobs in America
• U.S. charges VW exec with fraud in emissions scandal
• Federal workers worry about their jobs under Trump
• What do you do when socialism destroys your country? Raise the minimum wage...again.
• Global warming! Snow and ice on the ground in 49 of 50 states
• Brutal cold wreaks havoc across Europe
• IMDb challenges new Ca. law that prohibits them from posting actors' ages
• Cadillac launches vehicle 'subscriptions'
• Man busted for meth, turns out to be kitty litter
• Italian actress who promised oral sex for everyone who voted no on referendum goes on tour
• Man snaps after somebody took a bite out of his sandwich, shots fired
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Dems trying to block Trump's nominees