Daily Show Prep - Friday April 28, 2017

• NoKo launches a missile
• It broke up shortly after launch and fell into the sea
• Trump: 'We could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea'
• Court delivers Trump a victory on climate rule
• U.S. economy bogs down in first quarter
• A list of Trump's accomplishments in first 100 days
• Report: Air quality will improve under Trump
• Trump to decide soon about release of JFK assassination files
• Fox News may be losing its "Shine"
• Le Pen closing gap in French presidential race
• FBI probing financial collapse of college run by BernMe Sanders' wife
• Cops arrest Berkeley protester for refusing to take off mask
• Southwest will stop overbooking flights
• California will allow insurers to file two sets of rates: Obamacare and Trumpcare
• CIA employs cats to spy on Russia
• Woman says United threw her off plane because she complained about a cat
• Yale holds hunger strike that involves them eating
• An apple-picking robot worries humans
• Man refuses to accept DNA test that says he's not black
• All's not well in Morning Joe Loveland
• Guest: Dr. Anne Pierce on our foreign policy with NoKo, and her book, A Perilous Path
• Expert of the Day: Matt Walsh, writer for The Blaze, on his new book The Unholy Trinity: Blocking the Left's Assault on Life, Marriage, and Gender

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 27, 2017

• 2 U.S. soldiers killed in ISIS raid
• NoKo releases video with White House in crosshairs
• McCain: Attack NoKo once it points nukes at U.S.
• Sessions vows sanctuary city fight
• Judge who blocked Trump's sanctuary city order is a liberal political hack
• More talk of California black-listing contractors that work on wall
• FBI court filing reveals grand jury targeted Hillary
• NBC New president: Trump's attacks on media are bad for democracy
• London police thwart another would-be Parliament attacker
• Two French officers shot by terror suspect
• Mike Flynn was issued security clearance under Obama
• Chaffetz asks Army for final determination on Flynn
• Only two Dems have viewed Susan Rice unmasking docs
• Trump gives Pentagon more flexibility on Iraq, Syria troops
• Number of workers on unemployment at 17-year low
• Israel strikes Iran-supplied arms depot
• United passenger settles for undisclosed amount
• California's single-payer healthcare bill advances
• On eve of DC dirt people march almost all extreme weather at historic lows
• Leo DiCaprio's global warming guru backs out of debate with fossil fuels advocate
• Rep. Chaffetz potentially out for weeks due to medical emergency
• FCC to dismantle net neutrality and rely on the markets
• Fox News' Jesse Watters takes 'vacation' after Ivanka microphone comment
• Veterans Affairs has 346 workers who do only union work
• How ESPN went from powerhouse to bloodbath
• Delta passenger kicked off flight for using bathroom while taxiing
• School district suspends kid over haircut
• Energy drinks worse for your heart than caffeine alone
• Is that cocaine in your pants or are you just happy to be flying?
• Bizarre: Man killing park geese with bare hands
• No end in sight for Japan's chip shortage
• South Dakota man claims he found a mouse in his Co-Cola
• Frozen brains will be 'woken up' and placed in donor bodies by 2020
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker from Washington Examiner on Trump's wall reversal

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 26, 2017

• Mnuchin: Trump to propose biggest tax cuts in history
• Rand Paul: Real men cut taxes
• Meanwhile, California Dem proposes wealth tax
• Trump to judge who blocked his exec order on sanctuary cities: 'See you in the Supreme Court'
• Trump open to breaking up the 9th Circuit Court
• DHS opens office to help victims of illegal aliens
• Ted Cruz's 'El Chapo' solution for funding the wall
• Kim readies for war
• Will GOP fund Planned Parenthood and not border wall?
• Deported illegal accused of sexually assaulting 9-year-old girl
• Ann Coulter cancels Berkeley speech
• Chris Matthews compares Trump's son-in-law to Saddam's sons
• ESPN cuts 100 on-air personalities
• Farm Bureau: Trump's dairy tariff will boost farmers
• Trump considering executive order to withdraw from NAFTA
• White Privilege Conference starts tomorrow in Kansas City
• Al Gore's group wants $15 trillion to fight global warming
• Fox News' Jesse Watters defends his comment about Ivanka and microphone
• Mom sends her 'gendered' son to ballet class to make him more 'girlish'
• Doctors say saturated fat warnings are 'plain wrong'
• China in talks with Europe about a lunar settlement
• 'Basic Instinct' director to make movie about lesbian nuns
• Expert of the Day: Rachel Bovard from the Heritage Foundation on whether or not the government will shut down

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 25, 2017

• Federal judge blocks Trump's sanctuary cities executive order
• More criminal illegals nabbed in Texas
• Border rancher: Illegal crossings down 90 percent since Trump
• Paul RINO stabs Trump in the back on the wall
• Trump border wall request equals 0.035 percent of federal spending
• Moves Obamacare repeal and replace to September
• Dirt people get violent, fire bullets into climate skeptics' offices
• Bill Nye embarrasses himself with bizarre dance routine on transgenderism
• Chicago EPA office hires PR firm to fight Trump's budget cuts
• Another study finds fracking is not contaminating ground water
• Anti-Trumpers leave pamphlet behind that talks of wiping out white folks
• Spring housing strongest seller's market ever
• NY Times Op-Ed: Free speech 'parameters' must be redrawn to protect the 'marginalized'
• Media bubble is real
• The Nazis at Berkeley win another one
• Liberal Tesla accused of intimidating union organizers
• Muslim charged with beating woman with her own U.S. flag skips court
• Megyn Kelly to debut on NBC in June, still no real concept for show
• O'Reilly goes public for first time since being fired from Fox News
• Rachel Madcow now beating Fox News?
• Breitbart denied Capitol Hill press credentials
• Vanderbilt students go on hunger strike against Wendy's
• Very strange: Teens murder grandparents, hang out with bodies for a week
• Hollywood writers vote to strike
• Wild boars go on rampage in Iraq, kill three ISIS jihadists
• Florida town to raise Confederate flag to honor community's history
• Rare penny could be worth $85 grand
• Woman calls cops after husband refuses to get her ice cream
• Now higher sodium intake associated with lower blood pressure
• Nordstrom won't sell Ivanka's clothing, but they will sell fake jeans with 'mud' on them
• Men and women's relationships in an evolving PC world
• Pet dog has sex change operation
• Guest: Dr. Roy Spencer on shots fired at UAH building and global warming in general
• Guest: John Berlau of CEI on Trump order reviewing the process for too-big-to-fail
• Expert of the Day: DeDe Wedekind on her single, America United, and other inspiring music

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 24, 2017

• Trump to brief all senate members on NoKo threat
• Liberal says if you're against NoKo you're a racist
• Trump heads into big week with budget, healthcare battles
• Trump to stick with 15 percent corporate tax
• Congress aims to avoid shutdown
• Pelosi: Trump supporting border wall is 'sign of weakness'
• Sessions: Improper tax credits to 'mostly Mexicans' could fund the wall
• Teachers union chief blames Trump for anti-Semitism
• Trump says he's 10-0 in predicting when attacks are terrorism
• WashPo Poll: Trump would still beat Hillary today
• Le Pen, Macron to fight it out for French presidency
• Funniest names for countries wanting to leave the EU
• New study calls EPA's labelling of CO2 as a pollutant 'totally false'
• Former Obama official says bureaucrats often manipulated climate data
• China's climate change scientists find link to solar winds
• March for Science protestors trash DC
• Bill Nye the Idiot Guy lies again about the Constitution
• Liberal British university: If you avoid eye contact with someone you're racist
• The chaos of Venezuela has Hollywood's fingerprints all over it
• Perez says Democrats' pro-abortion stance is 'not negotiable'
• Former Hannity guest walks back 'sexual harassment' accusation
• Trump calls astronaut who sets record-breaking 534 days in space
• Firefighter captures moment 4-year-old falls out of bus
• Teacher allegedly banned students from wearing crosses
• Palestinian prisoners go on hunger strike, Israelis respond with a BBQ
• Two states still celebrate Confederate Memorial Day
• Matt Walsh: It's your own fault if you allow your grown child to leech off of you
• How chewing gum prevents a song from getting stuck in your head
• Expert of the Day: Ramesh Ponnuru on untangling the meaning of 'nationalism'

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 21, 2017

• Trumps springs aid worker from Egyptian jail
• Paris terrorist attack boosts anti-immigrant candidate Le Pen
• Analyst who predicted Trump bets on Le Pen
• Trump promises massive tax cut plan for next week
• Russia continues to flex its muscles in the Pacific
• Sessions doesn't back down from Hawaii comment
• France says it has proof Assad was behind chemical attack
• If campuses can't protect free speech, they need new management
• UN puts Saudi Arabia on commission responsible for gender equality!
• FCC eases broadband price limits
• This is how liberalism ends
• Professor who tweeted 'Trump Must Hang' takes paid leave of absence
• Indian groups plan to overrun Trump's DC hotel
• Libs in La. wanted to ban dodgeball, state officials shoot idea down
• Howard Dean: Ann Coulter's 'hate speech' not protected by Constitution
• Turns out NY Times photo of Patriots at White House was more fake news
• CNN ignores Fresno murder of three whites by black supremacist
• Solar flare could cause blackout on Earth
• This Earth Day, dirt people should be celebrating
• Denver to pay $1 mil to family of teen killed while trying to run over cops
• Ark. executes killer before lethal injection drug expires
• Oh, what did we do before the National Endowment for the Arts
• Just one diet soft drink a day can triple stroke risk
• Philly woman 'groped' by 12-year-old on bike trail
• Patients are flashing doctors in video med apps
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on the improving poll numbers for Trump and the GOP

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 20, 2017

• Paris shooting being investigated as terrorism
• NoKo threatens to 'turn the U.S. to ashes'
• China may cut oil to NoKo
• U.S. sends nuke sniffer plane to SoKo
• UN research group: Risk of accidental nuclear war is growing
• U.S. preparing charges against Julian Assange
• Number of people collecting unemployment hits 17-year low
• Trump has already eliminated $86 billion in regulations
• TN teacher arrested in CA, runaway teen safe
• Trump launches trade probe targeting Chinese steel
• Asylum seekers crossing over into Canada triples
• 21 non-citizens voted last year in Nevada
• Chicago approves municipal IDs for illegals
• James Murdoch remaking Fox News
• More Americans 18-34 live with parents than with spouse
• Parents win battle to give baby the last name 'Allah'
• Crowd-funding site raises plane ticket money for filmmaker who thinks we should hug ISIS
• College puts white folks in separate room for 'privilege workshop'
• Being skinny linked to depression
• Melissa Etheridge smokes pot with her grown kids
• Expert of the Day: Rich Noyes, from Newsbusters on Trump's negative media coverage

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 19, 2017

• FBI investigating radical terrorist threats in all 50 states
• Sessions: MS-13 could be designated as terrorist organization
• AP edits words of Fresno Muslim terrorist
• Intelligence agencies fear rogue insiders as much as spies
• NoKo defector: 'Kim will push the nuclear button'
• Trump mulls military options
• Report on deported DREAMer got it totally wrong
• No evidence voters are turning on Trump
• Report: O'Reilly out at Fox News
• Dems' 'Trump referendum' fizzles in Georgia
• Actress Alyssa Milano says election results made her 'want to puke'
• Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah won't run for re-election
• NY Times editorial writer is a convicted terrorist!
• While they fret over CO2, CA has 6 of top 10 most polluted cities
• Oil slumps as gas reserves rise
• Liberal nazis manage to shut down Ann Coulter event at Berkeley
• Patriots visit White House amid news of Aaron Hernandez's death
• Study: 89% of coverage of Trump is negative
• Western Kentucky U to pay 'reparations' to black students
• Book: Hillary's sneaky e-mail practices started earlier than first thought
• Sarah Palin thinks she came up with the phrase 'Fight like a girl'
• 75-year-old vet acquitted of illegally hanging small flags at Veterans Affairs office
• Loud sex interrupts tennis match
• Drunk man crashes SUV into pole, dog gets drunk off spilled vodka
• Oh, thank God: Richard Simmons is not missing
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on Trump using unpredictability as a weapon

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 18, 2017

• FBI used dossier allegations to bolster Trump-Russia investigation
• Facebook killer kills himself
• Three dead in Fresno shooting, NBC won't call it terrorism
• U.S. military considers shooting down NoKo missiles
• Dems say GA runoff a referendum on Trump
• Celebrities pump money into the election
• Democrat in Georgia open seat contest doesn't live in district
• Voting machines stolen
• Trump rolls out 'Buy American, Hire American' directive
• Obama holdovers in CBP are leaving large holes open in border
• Mnuchin says no tax reform before August
• White House postpones meeting on Paris climate deal
• UnitedHealthcare surges after dumping Obamacare
• Facebook gives staff green light to protest Trump on May Day
• American flag falls behind DNC chairman when he mentions Hillary
• Bloomberg's group spends $25 mil to stop nationwide conceal carry
• Las Vegas to get needle vending machines
• Oprah rushed off by security as fight breaks out
• Prince had opiates everywhere
• Frog snot could cure the flu
• NCAA tournament returns to NC after GOP caves
• Southwest pilot arrested for having gun in carry-on
• Fox News problem: O'Reilly may be out but replacements can't draw as many viewers
• UC Davis student senate makes it optional to display American flag at meetings
• Device can literally read your mind
• Gator climbs to home's second-story porch through screen door
• Mountain Lion snatches small dog from bedroom
• Expert of the Day: David Bozell from ForAmerica on how Trump needs to lead on tax cuts

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 17, 2017

• Cold-blooded Facebook killer claims to have killed over a dozen
• Rumors of his whereabouts circulate online
• NoKo vows weekly (or is that weakly) missile launches
• Failed missile launch may have been hacked
• U.S. deploys more aircraft carriers to Korean Peninsula
• U.S. pressures China to act
• White House: You won't see Trump drawing any red lines
• Trump approval hits 50%
• Trump effect boosts campaign contributions to both parties
• Dems welcome BernMe takeover
• Hike in minimum wage causing San Fran restaurants to close
• Conservative opposition to Pope Francis spurs talk of schism
• Detroit doctor accused of performing female genital mutilation
• Nashville area one of top 20 places for female genital mutilation
• NBC sports announcer goes off on American flag
• Don't build the wall because it might hurt the bats
• 28 people shot in less than 18 hours in Chicago
• More Americans suffering from stress, anxiety, depression
• University offers free tampons in men's room
• Bride, groom booted off United Airlines flight
• In custody battle, Alex Jones' attorney says his show is an act
• Expert of the Day: Adam Shepard is dropped in a strange city with $25 and has to survive for 30 days

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 14, 2017

• CNN confirms Judge Napolitano's British Intelligence story
• U.S. may launch strike if NoKo reaches for nuke trigger
• Russia says evidence growing chemical attack was staged
• U.S. Air Force conducts massive surprise exercise as warning to Kim Jong-un
• Sr. Russian lawmaker: U.S. bigger threat to world peace than NoKo
• Mad Dog lays out the 'bottom line' for Kim
• Mother of All Bombs kills 36 ISIS fighters
• Fauxcahontas questions bombing: 'What's the purpose?'
• Liberals complain that 'Mother of All Bombs' nickname is sexist
• Trump earns endearing nickname in Middle East
• Illegal immigration crackdown heats up
• Fear of Trump makes illegals disappear from border
• Fugitive manifesto guy cornered and caught by police
• Judicial Watch wants House Intel ethics probe widened to include Democrats
• Anti-Trump protests planned for Tax Day to demand release of tax returns
• Sen. Corker pushes back against Trump's aid cuts
• Largest U.S. natural gas deposit discovered
• Navy SEAL makes porn films to pay bills
• College students are taking short, cold showers to prevent climate change
• Suicide net at Golden Gate Bridge
• Homeless man robbed churches to 'get back at God'
• Kirk Douglas sent a letter to RD2 in prison
• Scary: Russian humanoid robot learns to shoot
• Bezos' space tourism ship will have no bathrooms
• Ten more reasons to hate United Airlines

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 13, 2017

• 'Mother of all bombs' dropped on ISIS
• Assad says chemical attack '100 percent fabrication'
• Well, well, well: FBI got FISA warrant to spy on Trump advisor after all
• Here's who introduced Page to the Trump campaign
• Obama unmasking much wider than first thought
• United passenger suffered concussion, lost tooth while being dragged from flight
• Airline now vows not to call police on passengers
• Suspect arrested in Fast and Furious murder
• Qurans found in toilet at UT-Dallas
• Man trying to enforce sharia law sparks anger
• First Muslim woman U.S. judge found dead in New York's Hudson River
• U.S. expected to return 4,000 Somali migrants to their homeland
• Noncitizen convicted of voter fraud in Kansas
• GOP lawmakers want a 'fresh look' at Lois Lerner IRS case
• Congressman says the idea that his constituents pay his salary is 'bullcrap'
• Is there an anti-conservative elevator conspiracy?
• Crazy HuffPo chick wants to take everything away from white males
• Supporters of commie French presidential candidate create video game where players bash the rich
• Woman bilked out of $43,000 in iTunes scam
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner on cutting the congressional recess short to work on healthcare

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 12, 2017

• Trump: 'We're not going into Syria'
• Trump approval jumps after Syria attack
• White House provides proof of Syria and chemical attack
• China's abstention from UN vote made possible by Trump
• Putin meets with T-Rex
• Report: SEALs train to take out Kim Jong-un
• Kim's nuke sub threat
• After Trump's meeting with Xi, NoKo coal ships are turned away from China
• Sessions: 'The border is not open. Please don't come.'
• United Airlines passenger lawyers up
• Republican wins open congressional seat in Kansas
• Two Illinois men arrested for supporting ISIS
• Melania awarded $3 million in defamation lawsuit
• Republican bill would force UNC, NCSU to leave ACC if ACC boycotts NC
• Student calls out university dorm's 'White Privilege Checklist' board
• MLB wants Cleveland Indians to transition away from Chief Wahoo logo
• Rolling Stone magazine settles defamation lawsuit with UVA associate dean
• O'Reilly re-ups at Fox News...with conditions
• But New York Magazine says O'Reilly may be off the air for good
• Ivanka fashion line goes through the roof
• Study: Crying babies can reduce household income by 11%
• Shia LaBeouf spending month alone in cabin
• Expert of the Day: Kristin Tate, author of Government Gone Wild, on why the Democrats are floundering

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 11, 2017

• Putin says U.S. is preparing to bomb Syrian capital
• Assange skeptical Assad behind chemical attack
• T-Rex accuses Putin of aligning with terrorist group
• NoKo: We nuke you, Yankee Dog!
• AG Sessions signals illegal immigration crackdown
• United Airlines struggles to extinguish social media backlash
• Man who recorded United incident does blame security guards at all
• United now admits the flight wasn't overbooked
• Can Dems cuss their way back to the White House?
• Man who sent Trump a manifesto still at large
• Pelosi wants Spicer fired for misstating that Hitler never used chemical weapons
• Chinese firm cuts workforce in half with robots
• Migrants sold as slaves in Libyan open market
• New York guv signs free college legislation
• Ruth Vader Ginsburg calls Lindsey Graham 'woman of the Senate'
• Valerie Jarrett buckles to pressure, won't charge cash-strapped college for speaking gig
• Planned Parenthood gives Hillary Champion of the Century award
• The American flags on the moon are disintegrating
• University's GBLTs fear arrival of Chick-fil-A
• Girl dangles by her feet in Paris amusement ride malfunction
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner says tax reform may not get done by August

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 10, 2017

• Multiple gunshot victims at California school
• Russia knew of Syrian chemical attack in advance
• Russia, Iran threaten to strike back against U.S.
• Fears grow over mysterious Russian compound in Nicaragua
• 57% of Americans support Trump's Syria action
• Reporter asks Spicer why we can bomb Syria but now take in refugees
• CNN talker compares Assad to Cheney
• WashPo gives Susan Rice four out of four Pinocchios for comments on chemical weapons
• Obama official: 'We always knew' Assad kept some chemical weapons
• Mad Dog: Syria 'ill-advised' to use chemical weapons again
• Pilot who dropped the chemical weapons ID'd
• ISIS attacks Christians in Egypt
• Trump goes back to the drawing board on tax plan
• Hillary says she lost because of misogyny
• Toyota to invest $1.33 billion in Kentucky plant
• Yet another sexual harassment lawsuit against O'Reilly
• Man forcibly removed from United flight after overbooking
• United's CEO apologizes
• Chicago judge shot dead
• Gas prices jump to 19-month high
• Rand Paul says it's outrageous that so many citizens returning to America have their phones searched
• Trump won't appoint 'climate change envoy' for climate summit
• And California prepares to enact highest gas tax in America
• Half of all federal arrests are immigration related
• UCLA professor calls Trump, Pence 'arrogant Christians in the White House'
• Labor force participation rate remains the same for March
• Germany moves to ban child marriages after finding 1,500 among refugees
• Bruce is now officially Caitlyn, gives up the family jewels
• Researcher says grammar too hard for minorities, should use Ebonics instead
• Clemson diversity training: Expecting someone to be on time is culturally insensitive
• Growing list of surgery centers and specialists that list prices, don't take insurance
• Rash of vitamin D deficiency may be because of the test, not reality
• Freaky! Glass-bottom pool juts out over busy street 42 floors below
• Man poses with deadly cobra, gets bit and dies. Duh.
• Oregon lawmakers suggest repealing the ban on duels between public officials
• Man granted divorce after claiming wife 'possessed by devil'
• OMG! Barbara Bush has just 8 toes
• Expert of the Day: David French from National Review on Trump's Syria strike

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 7, 2017

• Russia denounces American 'aggression'
• Syrian airbase almost completely destroyed
• Rand Paul says Trump needs Congressional authorization
• Schumer, Pelosi support Trump's actions
• Assad responds to the attacks
• Syrians thank Trump by changing their Twitter profiles to his picture
• Trump supporters turn on him
• McCain calls for renewed support of the Syrian rebels
• Russia PM says U.S./Russia relations are ruined
• U.S. investigates possible Russian role in chemical attack
• Kim Jong-un declares he's 'on the brink of war' with America
• How the Clintons sold us out to Putin
• Senate confirms Gorsuch
• Trump mulling major shakeup in White House staff
• Two reasons the jobs report stank
• Terrorist truck attack in Sweden
• Ben Carson finds $500 billion in HUD errors
• Most illegal 'unaccompanied children' aren't children
• Mike Pence's Secret Service agent hooked up with a prostitute
• The Trump Effect is already lowering drug prices
• Manhunt in Paul RINO's hometown
• IRS Commish: 100K of personal info may have been compromised
• Elon Musk's Hyperloop track ready for first trial run
• 7 'rich habits' of successful people
• 'Hitler is my favorite colour?' Greeting card has people scratching their heads
• Trendy juice-only diets are ruining women's health
• MTV drops gender-specific awards
• Tomi Lahren sues The Blaze for wrongful termination
• Ringling Bros. Circus is quittin' the bidness
• DJ sentenced to year in jail for Muslim call to prayers remix
• Guest: Travis Tritten from the Washington Examiner on Trump's Syria strike

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 6, 2017

• Pentagon drawing up options for military response in Syria
• T-Rex says steps are under way to remove Assad from power
• Flashback: Hillary approved delivery of sarin gas to Syrian rebels
• PolitiFact reverses course on 2014 that said Kerry was right when he said all chemical weapons had been removed from Syria
• Rep. Nunes steps aside from Russia probe
• GOP nukes the filibuster
• China's Xi goes to Mar-a-Lago
• Bannon: 'Total lie' that he threatened to quit
• Says 'I love a good gunfight'
• Paul RINO says tax reform will take longer than Obamacare repeal and replace
• Writers' strike may take out late-night comedians
• Dozens of advertisers drop O'Reilly 
• Pelosi: 'Sickening' that Trump is defending O'Reilly
• BLM Philly defends black-only spaces
• Obama wrote that America is a 'racist society' in an unpublished manuscript
• Monsignor embezzled half-mil to cover gambling debts
• Idaho's $4.3 million solar project generates enough energy to run ONE microwave oven
• Bezos is selling $1 billion of Amazon stock a year to fund rocket venture
• Jim Cramer on what's causing the anti-Amazon rally
• 23andMe once again to offer genetic disease testing
• Shia LaBeouf's movie has now sold 3 tickets
• LaBeouf freaks out at bowling alley, calls another bowler a 'f@*king racist!'
• Real-life clowns are hacked off at 'It' remake
• Joseph Farah says Passover is the real reason for the season, not Easter
• Expert of the Day: Brittany Hughes of MRCTV says Sen. Elizabeth Warren pays her female staffers far less than the guys

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 5, 2017

• Russia denies Assad to blame for chemical attack
• Trump says he thinks Rice committed a crime
• Susan Rice defiant amid growing calls for her to testify under oath
• BSNBC hosts claim the Rice scandal is sexist and racist
• There was more than one unmasker, Rice didn't unmask Flynn
• NY Times now confirms what Evelyn Farkas told BSNBC
• More than half of Americans think Hillary should be part of Russia probe
• Cyber firm behind 'Russian hacking' claim has ties to Soros
• Border apprehensions hit 17-year low
• Wall bids include tourist attractions
• Trump administration considers search of visitors' cell phones in extreme vetting
• Bannon edged out of National Security Council
• Cher to Democrats: Stop blocking Gorsuch
• Is Mexico running out of oil?
• Pepsi pulls Kendall Jenner ad over protests
• Research finds link between sinus problems and depression
• Muslim man in India killed after attacked by cow vigilantes
• Man in Drunk Lives Matter t-shirt gets DUI
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on the news media ignoring the Susan Rice story

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 4, 2017

• Susan Rice ordered spy agencies to produce 'detailed spreadsheets' on Trump associates
• Rice denies the accusations
• Two weeks ago: Susan Rice outright lied to PBS about the unmasking
• Rice tripping over her own lies
• CNN urges viewers to ignore the story!
• Former Trump advisor claims he was unmasked
• First U.S. city set to see complete Obamacare collapse
• McConnell says he has the votes for the nuke option on Gorsuch
• Trump wants to cut regulatory approval time down from 10 years to 1
• Former border chief: Arizona wall cut illegal crossings dramatically
• California senate approves 'sanctuary state' bill
• NYPD has refused all federal immigration detainer request this year
• ISIS got material support from two Florida men, says DOJ
• GOP split over Obamacare price controls
• Tesla almost passes GM as the most valuable American car company
• Hollywood on edge as another writers' strike looms
• Judge puts on hold law allowing Uber, Lyft drivers to unionize
• Venezuela reminds us that socialism frequently leads to dictatorship
• White mom and kids booted from 'multicultural playground'
• Advertisers drop Bill O'Reilly over sexual harassment lawsuits
• Houston teen suffers humiliation after losing basketball bet
• Shia LaBeouf movie sells one ticket opening day in U.K.
• Son needed heroin, so mom became drug kingpin
• NCAA to hold events in NC after Republicans cave
• Carolina beats Gonzaga for the NCAA title (this one's for Uncle Phil)
• Guest: Jim Lakely from the Heartland Institute on getting the truth about global warming into schools
• Expert of the Day: Heritage Foundation North Korea expert Bruce Klinger on Trump's meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping on the North Korea problem

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 3, 2017

• Susan Rice behind the unmasking of Trump associates
• Flashback: Rice like a sister to Obama
• Gorsuch nomination advances out of committee
• Dems have enough votes to filibuster Gorsuch nomination
• Rand Paul 'very optimistic' about repealing Obamacare after golfing with Trump
• Freedom Caucus source says deal possible by week's end
• Trump continues to dismantle Obama policies
• ISIS celebrates St. Petersburg subway blasts
• And releases 'kill list' complete with addresses
• Kushner arrives in Iraq
• NoKo defectors says Krazy Kim will use nukes
• Trump vows to solve NoKo problem
• Dems want to ban ICE from arresting illegal criminals at courthouses
• Scientists blamed rash of tornadoes on 'global cooling' in 1975
• Advice on how to build wealth on the minimum wage triggers backlash
• Bullet-proof vests suggested for children in Chicago
• Yahoo and AOL combining to be called 'Oath'
• More states looking to teach the Constitution
• Man settles lawsuit with Dunkin Donuts for putting fake butter on his bagel
• Chinese engineer 'marries' robot after failing to find human wife
• 10 secrets to success from self-made billionaires
• Expert of the Day: Dr. Diane Medved on the backlash against VP Pence's comments about his marriage