Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 11, 2017

• Putin says U.S. is preparing to bomb Syrian capital
• Assange skeptical Assad behind chemical attack
• T-Rex accuses Putin of aligning with terrorist group
• NoKo: We nuke you, Yankee Dog!
• AG Sessions signals illegal immigration crackdown
• United Airlines struggles to extinguish social media backlash
• Man who recorded United incident does blame security guards at all
• United now admits the flight wasn't overbooked
• Can Dems cuss their way back to the White House?
• Man who sent Trump a manifesto still at large
• Pelosi wants Spicer fired for misstating that Hitler never used chemical weapons
• Chinese firm cuts workforce in half with robots
• Migrants sold as slaves in Libyan open market
• New York guv signs free college legislation
• Ruth Vader Ginsburg calls Lindsey Graham 'woman of the Senate'
• Valerie Jarrett buckles to pressure, won't charge cash-strapped college for speaking gig
• Planned Parenthood gives Hillary Champion of the Century award
• The American flags on the moon are disintegrating
• University's GBLTs fear arrival of Chick-fil-A
• Girl dangles by her feet in Paris amusement ride malfunction
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner says tax reform may not get done by August