Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 6, 2017

• Pentagon drawing up options for military response in Syria
• T-Rex says steps are under way to remove Assad from power
• Flashback: Hillary approved delivery of sarin gas to Syrian rebels
• PolitiFact reverses course on 2014 that said Kerry was right when he said all chemical weapons had been removed from Syria
• Rep. Nunes steps aside from Russia probe
• GOP nukes the filibuster
• China's Xi goes to Mar-a-Lago
• Bannon: 'Total lie' that he threatened to quit
• Says 'I love a good gunfight'
• Paul RINO says tax reform will take longer than Obamacare repeal and replace
• Writers' strike may take out late-night comedians
• Dozens of advertisers drop O'Reilly 
• Pelosi: 'Sickening' that Trump is defending O'Reilly
• BLM Philly defends black-only spaces
• Obama wrote that America is a 'racist society' in an unpublished manuscript
• Monsignor embezzled half-mil to cover gambling debts
• Idaho's $4.3 million solar project generates enough energy to run ONE microwave oven
• Bezos is selling $1 billion of Amazon stock a year to fund rocket venture
• Jim Cramer on what's causing the anti-Amazon rally
• 23andMe once again to offer genetic disease testing
• Shia LaBeouf's movie has now sold 3 tickets
• LaBeouf freaks out at bowling alley, calls another bowler a 'f@*king racist!'
• Real-life clowns are hacked off at 'It' remake
• Joseph Farah says Passover is the real reason for the season, not Easter
• Expert of the Day: Brittany Hughes of MRCTV says Sen. Elizabeth Warren pays her female staffers far less than the guys