Daily Show Prep - Friday April 7, 2017

• Russia denounces American 'aggression'
• Syrian airbase almost completely destroyed
• Rand Paul says Trump needs Congressional authorization
• Schumer, Pelosi support Trump's actions
• Assad responds to the attacks
• Syrians thank Trump by changing their Twitter profiles to his picture
• Trump supporters turn on him
• McCain calls for renewed support of the Syrian rebels
• Russia PM says U.S./Russia relations are ruined
• U.S. investigates possible Russian role in chemical attack
• Kim Jong-un declares he's 'on the brink of war' with America
• How the Clintons sold us out to Putin
• Senate confirms Gorsuch
• Trump mulling major shakeup in White House staff
• Two reasons the jobs report stank
• Terrorist truck attack in Sweden
• Ben Carson finds $500 billion in HUD errors
• Most illegal 'unaccompanied children' aren't children
• Mike Pence's Secret Service agent hooked up with a prostitute
• The Trump Effect is already lowering drug prices
• Manhunt in Paul RINO's hometown
• IRS Commish: 100K of personal info may have been compromised
• Elon Musk's Hyperloop track ready for first trial run
• 7 'rich habits' of successful people
• 'Hitler is my favorite colour?' Greeting card has people scratching their heads
• Trendy juice-only diets are ruining women's health
• MTV drops gender-specific awards
• Tomi Lahren sues The Blaze for wrongful termination
• Ringling Bros. Circus is quittin' the bidness
• DJ sentenced to year in jail for Muslim call to prayers remix
• Guest: Travis Tritten from the Washington Examiner on Trump's Syria strike